Large Air Whales Like Silence (a.k.a. L.A.W.L.S. or LAWLS Comic) is the story version of the series and since been coined “Story Mode,” since it’s original conception. It is a mysterious romantic comedy with themes of pop culture, music, classic video games, and even a hint of magic lore. In this version of the universe, animals can talk, whales can fly, and hats can have a deviously snarky attitude towards humans!

LAWLS Comic - Limit Break

Comic Preview of “Limit Break

“Come along on an adventurously awkward journey with the story’s main characters Joseph, Autumn, Cadence, and her pet monster Rudy, as they find themselves in the midst of a world of intrigue. While every character may have their own motivation for joining the party, one thing’s for sure, they all seem to have it in for Joseph.”

– Synopsis from L.A.W.L.S. Volume 1: Choking on Air


Character Bios

Story Comic Archive List

Story Mode

L.A.W.L.S. - Large Air Whales Like Silence, the original LAWLS Comic that started it all. This is the "story mode" of the comic that follows the stories main characters Cadence, Autumn and Joseph as they journey through a post apocalyptic Los Angeles, California for their own selfish reasons.
May 13, 2013Designated Driver
May 01, 2013Bleeding Blind
Apr 15, 2013Presumptuous Cod
Apr 10, 2013Belligerent Sir
Apr 01, 2013Book 2
Jan 23, 2012Did Good
Jan 20, 2012Reckless Abandon
Jan 13, 2012Absolutely Useless
Jan 11, 2012THIS IS OVER!!
Jan 09, 2012Limit Break
Jan 06, 2012Purely Animalistic
Jan 04, 2012No0BeRY
Jan 02, 2012Poképerv
Dec 23, 2011What Treasures
Dec 21, 2011Vortexual
Dec 15, 2011ATM
Dec 07, 2011Fame Monster
Dec 02, 2011Break Through
Nov 29, 2011Run Player Game
Nov 25, 2011Bulimia Nervosa
Nov 21, 2011Tramp Stamp
Nov 03, 2011Maximum Carnage
Nov 01, 2011Sticking Up
Oct 27, 2011Crash Into Me
Oct 25, 2011I Like It Rough
Oct 20, 2011A Mouth Full
Oct 18, 2011Best in Show
Oct 13, 2011Disastrous Date
Oct 05, 2011Just Dance
Sep 23, 2011Bad Romance
Sep 16, 2011Music Speak
Sep 13, 2011Dumbstep
Sep 09, 2011The Septemberists
Sep 06, 2011Trigona
Sep 02, 2011Barkeep Creep
Aug 31, 2011Metal Beard
Aug 22, 2011Oh, Cay
Aug 19, 2011The Headache
Aug 17, 2011Emotsicle
Aug 12, 2011Tummy Adventure
Aug 08, 2011So Far Behind
Aug 05, 2011Eclectic Whore
Jul 22, 2011Emoti
Jul 18, 2011Smilephile
Jul 15, 2011Sway
Jul 13, 2011BITCHSLUT
Jul 11, 2011Losing Grip
Jul 06, 2011Girl Talk
Jul 01, 2011Monsterly Bathing
Jun 29, 2011Monsterdumb
Jun 15, 2011Drag Addiction
Jun 13, 2011Stick Stickly
Jun 10, 2011What Does It Mean?
Jun 08, 2011Methods of Mayhem
Jun 06, 2011Horrid Attire
Jun 03, 2011Homicidal Domicile
May 18, 2011Garbage Boy
May 16, 2011Pimp Yo Ride
May 13, 2011Mysterious Play
May 09, 2011Enough is Enough!
May 04, 2011The Cookie Monster
May 02, 2011Prioritease
Apr 29, 2011Important Things
Apr 27, 2011AD[ick]D
Apr 22, 2011Ladyfrand Foodies
Apr 20, 2011It's a Bad Way
Apr 18, 2011Run Baby Run
Apr 15, 2011Unless You're Khia
Apr 13, 2011Cry For Attention
Apr 11, 2011Self-Esteem Gleam
Apr 08, 2011Take It Like A Man
Apr 01, 2011A Bit Too Whedon
Mar 30, 2011Back That Up
Mar 18, 2011Culture Punch
Mar 11, 2011Playing Doctor
Mar 09, 2011Itchy & Scratchy
Mar 02, 2011All Grown Up
Feb 25, 2011Peek-A-Boo
Feb 23, 2011Gonzorrhea
Feb 16, 2011Mean Kimchi
Feb 07, 2011The Bean Scene
Feb 02, 2011Attention Getter
Jan 28, 2011Silent Fright
Jan 14, 2011Cute & Fluffy
Dec 31, 2010Devil's Advocate
Dec 27, 2010Lay Lady Lay
Dec 22, 2010Girl Prey
Dec 20, 2010Fur Affinity
Dec 15, 2010Invictus
Dec 13, 2010Sunrise, Sunset
Dec 10, 2010Protest Signs
Dec 08, 2010Whale for Vendetta
Dec 03, 2010Provocation
Dec 01, 2010A Reason to Wander
Nov 29, 2010Spirit Backs
Nov 22, 2010Helpy Helperton
Nov 17, 2010A Bastardly Body
Nov 15, 2010Rainbow Waker
Nov 10, 2010Delightfully Evil
Nov 08, 2010Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah
Nov 05, 2010A Whale's Tale
Nov 03, 2010Nature Calls
Oct 27, 2010Awkward Reality
Oct 20, 2010What's in a Name?
Oct 13, 2010Spirit Walk
Oct 05, 2010Wretched Human!
Oct 03, 2010Excusez Moi
Sep 29, 2010Burnt Out
Sep 27, 2010Hot Hot Heat
Sep 22, 2010Crash and the Boys
Sep 20, 2010Banzai Attack!
Sep 15, 2010Besties
Sep 08, 2010You Ain't No Mummy
Sep 01, 20108-Bit God
Aug 25, 2010Bleedin' Bigotry
Aug 23, 2010Lord of the Flies
Aug 16, 2010Death Charm
Aug 04, 2010Gesundheit
Aug 02, 2010Sing-Along Song
Jul 28, 2010Blowhole
Jul 19, 2010The Majestic
Jul 07, 2010God Awful
Jul 05, 2010Oh Em Gee
Jun 28, 2010For Heavens Sake
Jun 21, 2010Let's Get It On!
Jun 11, 2010Coprophilia
Jun 09, 2010Hammerspace
Jun 02, 2010Warheart
May 28, 2010Hazards of Love
May 21, 2010Hat Attack
May 12, 2010A Boy and His Hat
May 07, 2010MFEO pt.3
Apr 30, 2010One Fish, Two Fish
Apr 28, 2010How Hungry?
Apr 23, 2010Dancer in the Dark
Apr 16, 2010Fowl Humor
Apr 14, 2010A Tit Much
Mar 31, 2010Death of POGs
Mar 26, 2010A Poggy Past
Mar 19, 2010I Mean No Offense
Mar 10, 2010Existentialism

Cadence

Cadence Èideann Nastasia, is an ex-rocker chick, Cadence is from Los Angeles, California. She's a vegetarian, loves animals and music, pink (her signature color) and other girly things. She is our resident tattooed character.

Her old band "Atomic Flowers" gained her some level of notoriety in the local scene. But, most people had never heard of them. Though she may be cute, her fiery attitude (which she developed as a defense mechanism to scare off creepy dudes) has made it difficult for her to have friends, especially other girls.

She has a thing for douche bros yet when it comes to nice guys like Joseph, she is absolutely oblivious.

Comics: 177
Recent Appearance: Analysand
First Appearance: Dance Till You're Dead

Autumn

Autumn Blodwyn is a perky goth comic character, who's known for her sexual promiscuity. She is the youngest of the cast, yet holds powers that equal to, if not stronger than Cadences. She uses dark "Shadow Magic," to cast spells and carries a black sword. Her sole mission in the [ Story Mode ] of L.A.W.L.S. is to hunt down and slay all the furries.

In ALT. she still maintains a lot of her perky and promiscuous traits, but spends her free time playing computer games and teasing Joseph.

Comics: 110
Recent Appearance: Analysand
First Appearance: Silent Fright

Joseph

L.A.W.L.S. supposed main character, though, he is unremarkably uninteresting he is the comics "lovable nerd" trope. In essence he is just your average Joe. Joesph is the guy who has a vendetta on the air-whales (in the L.A.W.L.S. story mode) and apparently a bunch of other living creatures along the way. This awkward guy has zero luck with girls, even though they seem to be drawn to him. He blindly carries a torch for Cadence, a girl he's liked since high school.

Comics: 166
Recent Appearance: Christmas Gnome
First Appearance: I Killed You Before...No?

Rudy

Cadence's pet, cute monster something or other. Rudiger, aka Rudy, is characterized by his immense hunger and poor language skills, much like most animals!

Though this may make him appear stupid, don't be fooled. He is rather intelligent, especially when it comes to methods of finding food.

Comics: 82
Recent Appearance: Animagination
First Appearance: A Tit Much

Hatticus

Sir Hatticus “Mayhem” Hammerspacicus is a funny hat who’s full of rage. He is tired of being passed around from dirty head to dirty head. Someone’s going to have to pay for whoring him out.

Hatticus wants to destroy all mankind, or kill himself for lack of a better option. Unfortunately in the L.A.W.L.S. story line, a fairy tells him has has something important to do before he can die. Because of that he's condemned to live a little longer.

Hatticus is also the main character of "Ask Hatticus," the comic where fans write in and he give them shit for it.

Comics: 58
Recent Appearance: Ask Hatticus: How Do You Sex?
First Appearance: A Boy and His Hat

Metal Beard

Metalbeard is Autumn's roommate. Quiet and aloof, this viking helmet wearing man lives for the sound of metal music. He appreciates film, likes long walks in the dark, heavy metal that sounds like death, and being alone.

If that doesn't sound metal enough for you, he can also smash your face in with his beard made of metal... so, ya. He's pretty metal.

Comics: 9
Recent Appearance: Designated Driver
First Appearance: Metal Beard

Betta Fish

Alek & Alex, the bantering betta fish, are forbidden lovers. They fight day because it eats them up inside that they just can't get into the other bowl. Even if they finally did, what would happen? Sucks to be them. Sad, I know, but at least we can sit find humor in these fish jokes... right?

Comics: 22
Recent Appearance: Bleeding Blind
First Appearance: How Hungry?

Reeder Rabbit

Though Joseph may have recently taken a disliking to air whales, Reeder Rabbit, a rabbit character, is Joseph's arch-nemesis. He is also a source of constant annoyance for him. This furry creature may be cute, but he sure is plump full of evil intent.

Fun Fact! Reeder Rabbit is parody of Reader Rabbit, the educational video game franchise for kids. He was the main character of Denis' first comic, with friend Austin Reeder. Reeder Rabbit has made multiple appearances in many of Denis' projects.

Comics: 19
Recent Appearance: Ask Hatticus: How Does Your Family Work?
First Appearance: I Killed You Before...No?

Dapper Whale

Regardless of his sophisticated nature, this classy cartoon whale seems to have a sordid love for his local bar and voluptuous trollop who frequents said establishment. They are the most dapper of blue whales you'll ever see.

This posh gentleman is also the dean of Classhole University.

Comics: 16
Recent Appearance: Selcouth
First Appearance: The Most Exquisite Moment

Corbin

A funny bird (well sort of) of immensely biased knowledge. He is grumpy because he finds most other creatures to be vastly stupid in comparison to himself, especially humans. Actually, now that I think about it, he's actually just an asshole. Perhaps even a classhole?

A little Corvink Easter egg, he's also the mascot of Classhole University!

Comics: 27
Recent Appearance: Guest Strip by Kyatt of Beeserker
First Appearance: I Mean No Offense

Mr. Right

A member of the flying baleen family, this sky whale holds a vast level of knowledge and, surprisingly enough, an eye for style! Growing up around the good ol' Australian outback, he also has a sense of enthusiastic environmental activism.

Be careful when you see one of these magnificent air beast sore overhead, they may fecal knowledge bomb on you.

Comics: 9
Recent Appearance: Presumptuous Cod
First Appearance: The Majestic

Pop Villain

The fiendlishly sexy pop star who will do anything for fame. By anything, she means anything. Because of this, she has whored herself out to become the "Fame Monster" she is known to be today. Let's be honest though, she's just a Lady Gaga meme, but less talented. But, don't tell her that, or she might eat your soul.

Comics: 23
Recent Appearance: Did Good
First Appearance: Bad Romance

Demon

A nefarious little demon character who sends the horrors of Reeder Rabbit back to the world after stitching him up with devilish love. He has an evil plan brewing around in his mind. A plan in which Joseph is supposed to play a major role.

Sadly, Joseph does not know this.

Comics: 5
Recent Appearance: Reckless Abandon
First Appearance: Diabolical Vocabulary

Dapper Squid

The Dapper Squid, aka The Barkeep, knows everybody's name and he's always glad you came. He's always where he can see, our troubles are all the same. And he'll wanna be where he knows your name! ...I'm beginning to suspect this cartoon squid may want to know a bit too much about the people who come into his bar.

Comics: 11
Recent Appearance: Potvaliancy
First Appearance: Barkeep Creep

Emoti

Sold exclusively at Trendy Subject Matter in the mall. They were all the hype for a while. Emotis mimic the closest living thing's emotional state and vary from brooches to headwear. They stopped being sold when too many girls became murderous over cheating boyfriends. The death rate that ensued halted production. I guess people don't find emoji humor funny anymore.

Comics: 7
Recent Appearance: Emotsicle
First Appearance: Smilephile

Roxanne

This funny stripper has to put on the red light. She sells her body to the night.

Roxanne is the comic's flat out most sex positive and sexual character by far. Even more so than Autumn.

Comics: 4
Recent Appearance: Enough is Enough!
First Appearance: It's a Bad Way

The Grouch

A childhood favorite. Once loved, this muppet meme is now just an old grumpy bastard. His real name is NOT Oscar, I swear. He may be a bit senile in his old age, but he sure as hell still has that ill-tempered charm.

Ok, he MIGHT be a parody of a Sesame Street character.

Comics: 4
Recent Appearance: Gonzorrhea
First Appearance: It's Not Easy Being Green

Annoying Navi

Annoying Navi is the stories most annoying character. She appears when she is annoyingly needed the most. She sometimes comes with a rather annoying message about the future. The simple fact that she ruins the suspense about the future, is often also found annoying. If you like video game references, this character makes for perfect Zelda meme.

Comics: 5
Recent Appearance: Spirit Backs
First Appearance: A Bastardly Body

God

The guy who created this mess.

The ultimate joke was that he created man, which would give him endless years of things to giggle about while floating in some clouds all day. That's God's sense of humor for you. :)

Comics: 9
Recent Appearance: Ectype
First Appearance: God said, "Meh" and Shrugged

Bean People

The bean people are born, in essence, to die. Morbid, I know. But seriously they're so cute, you almost want to take them home, don't you!?! Even if you did bring them home, cage them, and take care of them, their fate is set in stone. Sorry.

Comics: 4
Recent Appearance: Guest Strip by Dan Long of EQComics
First Appearance: God said, "Meh" and Shrugged