I suck at rhyming… but writing the fishes dialogue is rather fun.

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LAWLS - 0020: TOO BAD YOU’RE NOT A BLUE FISH

[ Panel 1 ]
CADENCE: Why hello lil’ fishies!

[ Panel 2 ]
ALEX: What the hell do you want!?!

[ Panel 3 ]
ALEK: I’m sorry miss, my lad here is being quite the grumpy dumpy today.

[ Panel 5 / 6 ]

:: The 2 fish are discussing from Cadence's perspective, bubbles overlap panels. ::
ALEX: GRUMPY DUMPY? What kind of useless terminology is that? Back in my day ‘Toots’ and ‘Doll’ were the ONLY pet names a man needed to bestow upon his mate.
ALEK: Back in your day? Here we go again… and how old are you, Alex? One… One and a half?
ALEX: WHAT?!? ARG! …enough of this conversational nonsense! The point is I LIKE when you’re being a press fish, and I absolutely LOATHE those DESPICABLE pet names you come up with all the time!
ALEK: I do say, chap, you should have called me a Prissy Fishie, now that would have been quite the endearingly cute name!