One Fish, Two Fish
Fish, are funny to me.
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LAWLS - 0019: ONE FISH, TWO FISH
[ Panel 1 ]
:: Two Betta fish are bickering and you can see Cadence, Rudy and Corbin peeping in on them. **EXTREME CLOSE-UP** ::
ALEK: How DARE YOU say such MALARKEY! It’s not my fault we’ve been bloody separated! If I recall correctly it was your SUPERFLUOUS FINS that were all over me!
ALEX: RIGHT, as if you weren’t swimming in a pool of bliss from my manly caress!
ALEK: CODSWALLOP! I would never, I am a man of DIGNITY and CL--
ALEX: SHUP YOUR MOUTH PRINCESS! You took it like the LIL’ BITCH you are, and you know it!
ALEK: BALDERDASH! If I had a nickel for every time you told such fibs… I’d… I’d… I’d RAM them so far up your gils your mothe--
ALEX: Oh, how I LOVE IT when you’re mad! Your scales excrete such sparkly glee, I can almost TASTE your gay-ness with my eyes!
[ Panel 1 ]
:: Two Betta fish are bickering and you can see Cadence, Rudy and Corbin peeping in on them. **EXTREME CLOSE-UP** ::
ALEK: How DARE YOU say such MALARKEY! It’s not my fault we’ve been bloody separated! If I recall correctly it was your SUPERFLUOUS FINS that were all over me!
ALEX: RIGHT, as if you weren’t swimming in a pool of bliss from my manly caress!
ALEK: CODSWALLOP! I would never, I am a man of DIGNITY and CL--
ALEX: SHUP YOUR MOUTH PRINCESS! You took it like the LIL’ BITCH you are, and you know it!
ALEK: BALDERDASH! If I had a nickel for every time you told such fibs… I’d… I’d… I’d RAM them so far up your gils your mothe--
ALEX: Oh, how I LOVE IT when you’re mad! Your scales excrete such sparkly glee, I can almost TASTE your gay-ness with my eyes!
Hells ya!
Is this a precursor to fish sex? I hope so!I really like background and how you drew them looking into the fish bowls.
This is what is known as a Fish Courtship.And thanks! Glad you like the background :] I felt it would give it some depth.
haha that second picture you linked is just gross.
I love the perspective thingy here
Lol… That’s why i labeled it as “me,” …what?
This is freakin fantastic!!!! The dialogue, the art, everything-awesome fucking job Joenis.I also love the faint exacerbated look on poor Cadence’s face. The last thing she needs is more sassy creatures in her life!
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WOW just wow this is a very kool panel! “codswallop” i love those old timey sounding words, i overheard some one said “dead gummit!” and i lost it!also awesome wallpaper!
BALDERDASH!It’s another word that sounds silly after you say it too much! XD
Why thank you. So far, this was one of the most fun to draw/write so I’m glad people are liking it. Seriously, though, i think we all know what it’s like to be in Cadences shoes… right when life has enough annoyances.. what happens? We get 3 more!
You mean like how I’ve blurred out Cadence, Rudy and Corbin? That part was really fun to do.
haha siamese fighting fish? i love those
You mean Dad-Gummit right? I’ve never heard of anyone say either of those though.. I’ve heard Dag nabbit though! lol
lol, that word sounds funny just saying it by itself, doesn’t even need to be repeated over and over to be funny… though, come to think of it, the more i’ve just said said it while typing this, the funnier it’s been getting. :]
lol, I TOTALLY forgot that they are also called Siamese fighting fish.. the only name I remembered when I was drawing them was “Beta Fish” …and honestly, I don’t even know why they’d be called that.. fighting fish just makes more sense.
and fighting fish sounds more awesome :P
LOL i had no idea it was god dammit! LOL kinda like joenis hehe :P
It just gets funnier. I will randomly shout that at people, just to see how they react. :D
Love what you did with this one! The perspective of everyone in the background of the bowls up close was a nice touch, and the last line of dialog had me laughing out loud!
haha, that’s awesome! I hope people go “…wtf is that girls problem” … cos that would be awesome; Balderdash is such a crazy persons word.
I should have given them swords and shields to prepare them for battle! Then they’d truly be fighter fish.
:]The alternate line for the end of that post was “I can taste you gay with my eyes” but i figured since that’s not grammatically correct it would be distracting? I found them both funny though, glad you laughed as well. :D
… That would look epic
Both your web comics are so good, keep up the good work sir.
Why thank you! I’m glad you’re actually keeping up with BOTH of them, that’s awesome. I’ll keep producing them, if you keep reading and commenting on ’em, deal? :]
It is a deal my good sir.
LOL! Like, seriously, didn’t stop laughing for ten minutes. That is fucking AWESOME. Keep up the wicked work
Haha, glad to hear it!ps. The name, Ninjagoose, thats funny, i like that. :]
Why thank you :P I’m a ninja, and my friends call me goose. It fits :P
Bwaahhh? Ninja!?! Can you sneak into rooms and karate chop everyone to death with out anyone in that room noticing yet?
I can’t tell you. Ninja secret. -shifty eyes-
(not really, you need coordination for that.)
lol. That.. or you have to be an actual goose. Then you can be shifty eyed and sneak in and out of the room with out people knowing… naturally. :]
Nah, the temper gets in the way and I end up flapping my arms and making a lotta noise :P
Alakazaaminformation found, problem svoled, thanks!
Imaging the purple one as old British and the red one as Irish or a yank