Hat Attack
Damn, this is officially the most epic LAWLS to date! lol
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LAWLS - 0025: HAT ATTACK
[ Panel 1 ]
|— NARRATOR: MEANWHILE… As the hat wraps up his slanderous rant about Joseph’s disheveled hair, he concludes by stating to Joseph that he will now proceed to “DESTROY HIM GOOD!” …So NOW we find ourselves, ONC AGAIN, with our hero… —|
JOSEPH: Heh… Well then, show me WHATCHA got Hatty!
[ Panel 2 ]
HATTICUS: HAHA HAHAHA
JOSEPH: BAAAH ‘HOMAYGAD! How THE HELL did you jump up to my face so quickly!?!
:: Hatticus is right back up in Joseph’ grill, knife in hand and ready to kill a face. **CLOSE UP - Extreme angle** ::
[ Panel 3 ]
:: Hatticus blade tears into the flesh of his victim, blood spewing from the wound. ::
[ Panel 4 ]
:: Camera zooms out to show how insignificant the damage Hatticus inflicted actually does. **MEDIUM SHOT** ::
JOSEPH: …
[ Panel 5 ]
:: Joseph flicks Hatticus off his face, no biggie. ::
[ Panel 1 ]
|— NARRATOR: MEANWHILE… As the hat wraps up his slanderous rant about Joseph’s disheveled hair, he concludes by stating to Joseph that he will now proceed to “DESTROY HIM GOOD!” …So NOW we find ourselves, ONC AGAIN, with our hero… —|
JOSEPH: Heh… Well then, show me WHATCHA got Hatty!
[ Panel 2 ]
HATTICUS: HAHA HAHAHA
JOSEPH: BAAAH ‘HOMAYGAD! How THE HELL did you jump up to my face so quickly!?!
:: Hatticus is right back up in Joseph’ grill, knife in hand and ready to kill a face. **CLOSE UP - Extreme angle** ::
[ Panel 3 ]
:: Hatticus blade tears into the flesh of his victim, blood spewing from the wound. ::
[ Panel 4 ]
:: Camera zooms out to show how insignificant the damage Hatticus inflicted actually does. **MEDIUM SHOT** ::
JOSEPH: …
[ Panel 5 ]
:: Joseph flicks Hatticus off his face, no biggie. ::
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