Characters
The following is a list of characters created by Denis Caron for this comic.* They span the entirety of the LAWLS universe and may cross over into multiple of the stories (Story Mode, ALT. Comics, and Words of Interest), though each comic does not share timelines.
CadenceAn ex-rocker, from Los Angeles, California, Cadence loves music, pink (her signature color) and other girly things. Her old band "Atomic Flowers" gained her some level of notoriety in the local scene but most people had never heard of them. Though she may be cute, her fiery attitude (which she developed as a defense mechanism to scare off creepy dudes) has made it difficult for her to have friends, especially other girls. She has a thing for douche bros yet when it comes to nice guys like Joseph, she is absolutely oblivious. Comics: 177 | |
JosephL.A.W.L.S. supposed main character, though, he is unremarkably uninteresting; in essence he is just your average Joe. Joesph is the guy who has a vendetta on the air-whales (in the L.A.W.L.S. story mode) and apparently a bunch of other living creatures along the way. This awkward guy has zero luck with girls, even though they seem to be drawn to him. He blindly carries a torch for Cadence, a girl he's liked since high school. Comics: 166 | |
AutumnAutumn is a perky goth girl, who's known for her sexual promiscuity. She is the youngest of the cast, yet holds powers that equal to, if not stronger than Cadences. She uses dark "Shadow Magic," to cast spells and carries a black sword. Her sole mission in the [ Story Mode ] of L.A.W.L.S. is to hunt down and slay all the furries. In ALT. she still maintains a lot of her perky and promiscuous traits, but spends her free time playing computer games and teasing Joseph. Comics: 110 | |
RudyCadence's pet, something or other. Rudy, aka Rudiger, is characterized by his immense hunger and poor language skills, which may make him appear stupid. Don't be food though, he is rather intelligent, especially when it comes to methods of finding food. Comics: 82 | |
HatticusA hat who’s been tired of being passed around from dirty head to dirty head. Someone’s going to have to pay for whoring him out. Hatticus wants to destroy all mankind, or kill himself for lack of a better option. Unfortunately in the L.A.W.L.S. story line, a fairy tells him has has something important to do before he can die, so he's condemned to live a little longer. Comics: 58 | |
CorbinA bird of immensely biased knowledge. He is grumpy because he finds most other creatures to be vastly stupid in comparison to himself, especially humans. Comics: 27 | |
Pop VillainThe fiendlishly sexy pop star who will do anything for fame, and by anything, she means anything. Because of this, she has whored herself out to become the "Fame Monster" she is known to be today. Comics: 23 | |
Betta FishAlek & Alex, the bantering betta fish, are forbidden lovers. They fight day because it eats them up inside that they just can't get into the other bowl. Even if they finally did, what would happen? Sucks to be them. Comics: 22 | |
The GentlemenThese chauvinistic aristocrats believe they are the definition of true gentlemen, but in reality they are simple posh assholes. Comics: 20 | |
Reeder RabbitThough he ay have recently taken a disliking to air whales, Reeder Rabbit is Joseph's arch-nemesis and a source of constant annoyance. he may be cute, but he sure is plump full of evil intent. Comics: 19 | |
Dapper WhaleRegardless of his sophisticated nature, this blue whale seems to have a sordid love for his local bar and voluptuous trollop who frequents said establishment. Comics: 16 | |
Dapper SquidThe Dapper Squid, aka The Barkeep, knows everybody's name, and he's always glad you came. He's always where he can see, our troubles are all the same. And he'll wanna be where he knows your name! ...I'm beginning to suspect he may want to know a bit too much about the people who come into his bar. Comics: 11 | |
GodThe guy who created this mess. The ultimate joke was that he created man, which would give him endless years of things to giggle about while floating in some clouds all day. :) Comics: 9 | |
Mr. RightA member of the flying baleen family, this whale holds a vast level of knowledge and, surprisingly enough, an eye for style! Growing up around the good ol' Australian outback, he also has a sense of enthusiastic environmental activism. Comics: 9 | |
Douche BroKnown as only Bro, he is Cadence’s sorta boyfriend. Plain and simple he is just a simple minded douche; He often has to look down at his upside down YOLO shirt to remind himself, he's only gonna YOLO once. He’s also a Broney, hates long walks on the beach and has no idea what poetry is, bro. Comics: 9 | |
Metal BeardAutumn's roommate. Quiet and aloof, Metal Beard lives for the sound of metal music. He appreciates film, likes long walks in the dark, heavy metal that sounds like death, and being alone. Comics: 9 | |
EmotiSold at Trendy Subject Matter in the mall. They were all the hype for a while. They mimic the closest living thing's emotional state and vary from brooches to headwear. They stopped being sold when too many girls became murderous over cheating boyfriends. The death rate that ensued halted production. Comics: 7 | |
DemonA nefarious little demon who sends the horrors of Reeder Rabbit back to the world after stitching him up with devilish love. He has an evil plan brewing around in his mind, in which Joseph is supposed to play a major role. Sadly, Joseph does not know this. Comics: 5 | |
Annoying NaviThe stories most annoying character. She appears when she is annoyingly needed the most, with a rather annoying message about the future. The simple fact that she ruins the suspense about the future, is often also found annoying. Comics: 5 | |
The GrouchA childhood favorite. Once loved, now just an old grumpy bastard. He may be a bit senile in his old age, but he sure as hell still has that ill-tempered charm. Comics: 4 | |
RoxanneShe has to put on the red light, she sells her body to the night. Comics: 4 | |
Bean PeopleBorn, in essence, to die. So cute, you almost want to take them home, don't you!?! Even if you did bring them home, cage them and take care of them, their fate is set in stone. Comics: 4 | |
HaydenCadence's music and sexual rival. She's tougher, has more ink and more famous that Cadence ever dreamed to be. Not much is known about her other than the fact that she's got the power to attract just about anyone, male or female. Comics: 2 | |
DerpicusNot much is known about this unusual creature other than the fact that he's Hatticus' derpy brother. Comics: 2 |
* These are all original characters created by Denis Caron, unless they are a pop culture parody or know person. A few characters are based on royalty free clip art, such as The Gentlemen.