Character List
The following is a list of characters created by Denis Caron for this comic.* They span the entirety of the LAWLS universe and may cross over into multiple of the stories (Story Mode, ALT. Comics, and Words of Interest), though each comic does not share timelines.
Below you can find a short bio about each character, their most recent and first appearance. This page also serves as archive of each character. You can find a total count of how many times each character has shown up in all comics.
For a full list of EVERY LAWLS comic across the universe, visit the L.A.W.L.S. Comic Archives.
CadenceCadence Èideann Nastasia, is an ex-rocker chick, Cadence is from Los Angeles, California. She's a vegetarian, loves animals and music, pink (her signature color) and other girly things. She is our resident tattooed character. Her old band "Atomic Flowers" gained her some level of notoriety in the local scene. But, most people had never heard of them. Though she may be cute, her fiery attitude (which she developed as a defense mechanism to scare off creepy dudes) has made it difficult for her to have friends, especially other girls. She has a thing for douche bros yet when it comes to nice guys like Joseph, she is absolutely oblivious. Comics: 177 | |
JosephL.A.W.L.S. supposed main character, though, he is unremarkably uninteresting he is the comics "lovable nerd" trope. In essence he is just your average Joe. Joesph is the guy who has a vendetta on the air-whales (in the L.A.W.L.S. story mode) and apparently a bunch of other living creatures along the way. This awkward guy has zero luck with girls, even though they seem to be drawn to him. He blindly carries a torch for Cadence, a girl he's liked since high school. Comics: 166 | |
AutumnAutumn Blodwyn is a perky goth comic character, who's known for her sexual promiscuity. She is the youngest of the cast, yet holds powers that equal to, if not stronger than Cadences. She uses dark "Shadow Magic," to cast spells and carries a black sword. Her sole mission in the [ Story Mode ] of L.A.W.L.S. is to hunt down and slay all the furries. In ALT. she still maintains a lot of her perky and promiscuous traits, but spends her free time playing computer games and teasing Joseph. Comics: 110 | |
RudyCadence's pet, cute monster something or other. Rudiger, aka Rudy, is characterized by his immense hunger and poor language skills, much like most animals! Though this may make him appear stupid, don't be fooled. He is rather intelligent, especially when it comes to methods of finding food. Comics: 82 | |
HatticusSir Hatticus “Mayhem” Hammerspacicus is a funny hat who’s full of rage. He is tired of being passed around from dirty head to dirty head. Someone’s going to have to pay for whoring him out. Hatticus wants to destroy all mankind, or kill himself for lack of a better option. Unfortunately in the L.A.W.L.S. story line, a fairy tells him has has something important to do before he can die. Because of that he's condemned to live a little longer. Hatticus is also the main character of "Ask Hatticus," the comic where fans write in and he give them shit for it. Comics: 58 | |
CorbinA funny bird (well sort of) of immensely biased knowledge. He is grumpy because he finds most other creatures to be vastly stupid in comparison to himself, especially humans. Actually, now that I think about it, he's actually just an asshole. Perhaps even a classhole?
A little Corvink Easter egg, he's also the mascot of Classhole University! Comics: 27 | |
Pop VillainThe fiendlishly sexy pop star who will do anything for fame. By anything, she means anything. Because of this, she has whored herself out to become the "Fame Monster" she is known to be today. Let's be honest though, she's just a Lady Gaga meme, but less talented. But, don't tell her that, or she might eat your soul. Comics: 23 | |
Betta FishAlek & Alex, the bantering betta fish, are forbidden lovers. They fight day because it eats them up inside that they just can't get into the other bowl. Even if they finally did, what would happen? Sucks to be them. Sad, I know, but at least we can sit find humor in these fish jokes... right? Comics: 22 | |
The GentlemenThese chauvinistic aristocrats believe they are the definition of true gentlemen, but in reality they are simple posh assholes. A step higher in class than the average dude, but still their version of stereotypical man jokes. Comics: 20 | |
Reeder RabbitThough Joseph may have recently taken a disliking to air whales, Reeder Rabbit, a rabbit character, is Joseph's arch-nemesis. He is also a source of constant annoyance for him. This furry creature may be cute, but he sure is plump full of evil intent. Fun Fact! Reeder Rabbit is parody of Reader Rabbit, the educational video game franchise for kids. He was the main character of Denis' first comic, with friend Austin Reeder. Reeder Rabbit has made multiple appearances in many of Denis' projects. Comics: 19 | |
Dapper WhaleRegardless of his sophisticated nature, this classy cartoon whale seems to have a sordid love for his local bar and voluptuous trollop who frequents said establishment. They are the most dapper of blue whales you'll ever see. This posh gentleman is also the dean of Classhole University. Comics: 16 | |
Dapper SquidThe Dapper Squid, aka The Barkeep, knows everybody's name and he's always glad you came. He's always where he can see, our troubles are all the same. And he'll wanna be where he knows your name! ...I'm beginning to suspect this cartoon squid may want to know a bit too much about the people who come into his bar. Comics: 11 | |
GodThe guy who created this mess. The ultimate joke was that he created man, which would give him endless years of things to giggle about while floating in some clouds all day. That's God's sense of humor for you. :) Comics: 9 | |
Mr. RightA member of the flying baleen family, this sky whale holds a vast level of knowledge and, surprisingly enough, an eye for style! Growing up around the good ol' Australian outback, he also has a sense of enthusiastic environmental activism. Be careful when you see one of these magnificent air beast sore overhead, they may fecal knowledge bomb on you. Comics: 9 | |
Douche BroKnown as only Bro, this living bro meme is Cadence’s sorta boyfriend. Plain and simple he is just a simple minded douche. He often has to look down at his upside down YOLO shirt to remind himself, he's only gonna YOLO once. He’s also a Brony, hates long walks on the beach and has no idea what poetry is, bro. Comics: 9 | |
Metal BeardMetalbeard is Autumn's roommate. Quiet and aloof, this viking helmet wearing man lives for the sound of metal music. He appreciates film, likes long walks in the dark, heavy metal that sounds like death, and being alone. If that doesn't sound metal enough for you, he can also smash your face in with his beard made of metal... so, ya. He's pretty metal. Comics: 9 | |
EmotiSold exclusively at Trendy Subject Matter in the mall. They were all the hype for a while. Emotis mimic the closest living thing's emotional state and vary from brooches to headwear. They stopped being sold when too many girls became murderous over cheating boyfriends. The death rate that ensued halted production. I guess people don't find emoji humor funny anymore. Comics: 7 | |
DemonA nefarious little demon character who sends the horrors of Reeder Rabbit back to the world after stitching him up with devilish love. He has an evil plan brewing around in his mind. A plan in which Joseph is supposed to play a major role. Sadly, Joseph does not know this. Comics: 5 | |
Annoying NaviAnnoying Navi is the stories most annoying character. She appears when she is annoyingly needed the most. She sometimes comes with a rather annoying message about the future. The simple fact that she ruins the suspense about the future, is often also found annoying. If you like video game references, this character makes for perfect Zelda meme. Comics: 5 | |
The GrouchA childhood favorite. Once loved, this muppet meme is now just an old grumpy bastard. His real name is NOT Oscar, I swear. He may be a bit senile in his old age, but he sure as hell still has that ill-tempered charm. Ok, he MIGHT be a parody of a Sesame Street character. Comics: 4 | |
RoxanneThis funny stripper has to put on the red light. She sells her body to the night. Roxanne is the comic's flat out most sex positive and sexual character by far. Even more so than Autumn. Comics: 4 | |
Bean PeopleThe bean people are born, in essence, to die. Morbid, I know. But seriously they're so cute, you almost want to take them home, don't you!?! Even if you did bring them home, cage them, and take care of them, their fate is set in stone. Sorry. Comics: 4 | |
HaydenHayden is the comic's next most alt girl character. Or maybe she's the most? She is Cadence's music and sexual rival. She'd never let her win, at anything. She is tougher, has more ink, and more famous that Cadence ever dreamed to be. Not much is known about her other than the fact that she's got the power to attract just about anyone, male or female. Comics: 2 | |
DerpicusNot much is known about this unusual creature other than the fact that he's a rather ugly and very derpy hat. He is also Hatticus' cock-eyed, dopey little brother. Also, Hatticus doesn't really like him much. I guess we DO know some things about him. Comics: 2 |
* All characters created by Denis Caron and original unless they a parody. Parodies very from pop culture references to celebrities. Examples of which being “Annoying Navi” a parody pf the video game character from the Legend of Zelda series. Also, the brief appearance of Kristen Stewart in ALT comics as herself. A few characters are based on royalty free clip art, such as The Gentlemen. All other characters shown here are owned by him. They can not be used by anyone without written consent. For more information about this or these characters, feel free to contact Denis Caron at his website.