Procrustean
pro·crus·te·an \proh-KRUHS-tee-uhn\
adjective
1. Tending to produce conformity by violent or arbitrary means.
2. Pertaining to or suggestive of Procrustes.
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WOI - 0033: PROCRUSTEAN
[ Panel 1 ]
:: The thug mouse and his friend continue arguing about snakes. ::
THUG MOUSE: FUCK SNAKES BRO!
NORMIE MOUSE: How can you say such a thing? Aren’t you afraid they will eat you? I mean, it’s just the NATURAL order of things...
THUG MOUSE: PSH, Whatevs!
[ Panel 2 ]
THUG MOUSE: I’ve got this WHOLE snake ish under control, mang.
NORMIE MOUSE: … and shall I even ask what sort of unheard-of PROCRUSTEAN methods you have to make these snakes comply?
[ Panel 3 ]
THUG MOUSE: COME AT ME BRO!
:: The mouse stands boldly before a hissing snake; he’s unfazed by the fact that he may very well be looking death itself in the face. ::
[ Panel 1 ]
:: The thug mouse and his friend continue arguing about snakes. ::
THUG MOUSE: FUCK SNAKES BRO!
NORMIE MOUSE: How can you say such a thing? Aren’t you afraid they will eat you? I mean, it’s just the NATURAL order of things...
THUG MOUSE: PSH, Whatevs!
[ Panel 2 ]
THUG MOUSE: I’ve got this WHOLE snake ish under control, mang.
NORMIE MOUSE: … and shall I even ask what sort of unheard-of PROCRUSTEAN methods you have to make these snakes comply?
[ Panel 3 ]
THUG MOUSE: COME AT ME BRO!
:: The mouse stands boldly before a hissing snake; he’s unfazed by the fact that he may very well be looking death itself in the face. ::
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