Procrustean
pro·crus·te·an \proh-KRUHS-tee-uhn\
adjective
1. Tending to produce conformity by violent or arbitrary means.
2. Pertaining to or suggestive of Procrustes.
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WOI - 0033: PROCRUSTEAN
[ Panel 1 ]
:: The thug mouse and his friend continue arguing about snakes. ::
THUG MOUSE: FUCK SNAKES BRO!
NORMIE MOUSE: How can you say such a thing? Aren’t you afraid they will eat you? I mean, it’s just the NATURAL order of things...
THUG MOUSE: PSH, Whatevs!
[ Panel 2 ]
THUG MOUSE: I’ve got this WHOLE snake ish under control, mang.
NORMIE MOUSE: … and shall I even ask what sort of unheard-of PROCRUSTEAN methods you have to make these snakes comply?
[ Panel 3 ]
THUG MOUSE: COME AT ME BRO!
:: The mouse stands boldly before a hissing snake; he’s unfazed by the fact that he may very well be looking death itself in the face. ::
[ Panel 1 ]
:: The thug mouse and his friend continue arguing about snakes. ::
THUG MOUSE: FUCK SNAKES BRO!
NORMIE MOUSE: How can you say such a thing? Aren’t you afraid they will eat you? I mean, it’s just the NATURAL order of things...
THUG MOUSE: PSH, Whatevs!
[ Panel 2 ]
THUG MOUSE: I’ve got this WHOLE snake ish under control, mang.
NORMIE MOUSE: … and shall I even ask what sort of unheard-of PROCRUSTEAN methods you have to make these snakes comply?
[ Panel 3 ]
THUG MOUSE: COME AT ME BRO!
:: The mouse stands boldly before a hissing snake; he’s unfazed by the fact that he may very well be looking death itself in the face. ::
Oh man. I can’t stop laughing. This is adorable.
I find it funny that you find it adorable! lol
I came at that bro and all his other bros and they all ended up dead…
That exactly how you maintain alpha male status in brohood. Gots to kill a bro or two.
*munch* “chew chew chew” “nom nom nom” gulp….
Says the mouse as he eats the snake.
You know it! He chews him up and spits him out just to go for another round
“Bitches ain’t shit” is what he thinks about this whole snake ish.