fan·far·o·nade \fan-fer-uh-neyd\

1. Bragging or blustering manner or behavior.
2. A fanfare.

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[ Panel 1 ]
UMBRELLA MAN: It really is QUITE LARGE. In fact, it’s probably one of the LARGEST you’ve ever seen, isn’t it?
THESPIAN: Admittedly, I have not seen many in my day. It is quite big… but I must say you’re making TOO BIG a deal about it.

[ Panel 2 ]
UMBRELLA MAN: BALDERDASH! You ADMIRE IT and you know it. It has to be on of the most MAGNIFICENT COCKS you’ve ever seen!
THESPIAN: Sir, that is GHASTLY INAPPROPRIATE! I’d appreciate it if you’d not say such things about your chicken.

[ Panel 3 ]
UMBRELLA MAN: It is more than a MERE chicken, sir!
It’s the KING OF COCKS! You will hear tale of it one day!
:: It appears the “cock” the bragging Umbrella Man was speaking so highly of, is in fact, a huge, giant chicken. ::