Inculcate
in·cul·cate \in-KUHL-kayt\
verb
To teach and impress by frequent repetition or instruction.
↓ Transcript
WOI - 0007: INCULCATE
[ Panel 1 ]
:: A heavy set gentleman gives the eye of judgment to the sad man before him. The fat man in the rear is the sad mans father. ::
PORTLY FATHER FIGURE: Why is it that I CAN NOT seem to INCULCATE the proper etiquette of gentlemanly behavior upon you!
SCRAWNY MANCHILD: I just DON’T want the life you want me to lead.
PORTLY FATHER FIGURE: You are becoming a DESPICABLE HEATHEN!
[ Panel 2 ]
PORTLY FATHER FIGURE: Well son, you NEED to learn how to be SOMETHING IN SOCIETY, so what is it you want to be?
SCRAWNY MANCHILD: Father, I want to become something NO other man in our family has become before!
PORTLY FATHER FIGURE: Well now, that sounds like something I CAN stand behind! Make haste son, what is it YOU WISH to be?
[ Panel 3 ]
SCRAWNY MANCHILD: A woman.
:: In stark contrast to the previously haggard male, a woman looks upon what she considers to be a beautiful face in a mirror. ::
[ Panel 1 ]
:: A heavy set gentleman gives the eye of judgment to the sad man before him. The fat man in the rear is the sad mans father. ::
PORTLY FATHER FIGURE: Why is it that I CAN NOT seem to INCULCATE the proper etiquette of gentlemanly behavior upon you!
SCRAWNY MANCHILD: I just DON’T want the life you want me to lead.
PORTLY FATHER FIGURE: You are becoming a DESPICABLE HEATHEN!
[ Panel 2 ]
PORTLY FATHER FIGURE: Well son, you NEED to learn how to be SOMETHING IN SOCIETY, so what is it you want to be?
SCRAWNY MANCHILD: Father, I want to become something NO other man in our family has become before!
PORTLY FATHER FIGURE: Well now, that sounds like something I CAN stand behind! Make haste son, what is it YOU WISH to be?
[ Panel 3 ]
SCRAWNY MANCHILD: A woman.
:: In stark contrast to the previously haggard male, a woman looks upon what she considers to be a beautiful face in a mirror. ::
OH the trani’s of the world just want to be pretty and there greedy fat father type figure are just being fat, i want to drop both of them off a cliff and see who bounces higher
The father maybe? dunno.
don’t count out the small people, remember a bowling ball and a penny fall at the same speed, or i think that’s how it works, heheh gravity’s weird
Gravity is a harsh mistress.
I cant stop laughing at how pathetic and creepy the “son” in this strip looks. He’s like the crypt keeper!!
Lol… if he can’t be a woman, he’s not even gonna try to be a normal looking part of society.
That’s the spirit. Go big or go home!
Only way to go my friend.
I think he should be a woman. He looks far more attractive like that!
He’s a haggard ass man, that’s for sure. haha
LOL this reminds me of Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Haha, awesome! I LOVE Monty Python and the Holy Grail! That’s like my favorite. I appreciate the compliment. :]
i love monty python but i really preafer their flying circus diddles
I actually haven’t seen em, their good then?
absolutely i would recommend googling there “I DONTLIKE SPAM” skit. it is one of there best and my personalfavorites. but i feel i must warn you some of them are strangeand not verywellumhuman?i guess?