Bellwether
bell·weth·er \BEL-weth-uhr\
noun
A leader of a movement or activity; also, a leading indicator of future trends.
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WOI - 0008: BELLWETHER
[ Panel 1 ]
|— A LESSON IN GENTLEMANLY BEHAVIOR —|
GENTLEMAN PROFESSOR: For one to become that of a bellwether, one must understand the IMPORTANCE of one’s attire.
[ Panel 2 ]
GENTLEMAN PROFESSOR: While out with your colleagues, FLAUNT YOUR MANLINESS by wearing something bold such as a TOP HAT or MONOCLE. These will subtly inform your cohorts you have the MOXIE TO LEAD!
|— SNAZZY! —|
|— Now THIS guy knows his presentation! —|
[ Panel 3 ]
GENTLEMAN PROFESSOR: But beware, make only choices that make you appear fashionably SENSIBLE and brilliantly DIGNIFIED! Some apparel is just NOT suited for men who want to lead.
|— Absolute Faux Pas! —|
FABULOUS SOLDIER MAN: Whatever bitch, I’m FABULOUS!
:: The man has Uggs on… UGGS! ::
[ Panel 1 ]
|— A LESSON IN GENTLEMANLY BEHAVIOR —|
GENTLEMAN PROFESSOR: For one to become that of a bellwether, one must understand the IMPORTANCE of one’s attire.
[ Panel 2 ]
GENTLEMAN PROFESSOR: While out with your colleagues, FLAUNT YOUR MANLINESS by wearing something bold such as a TOP HAT or MONOCLE. These will subtly inform your cohorts you have the MOXIE TO LEAD!
|— SNAZZY! —|
|— Now THIS guy knows his presentation! —|
[ Panel 3 ]
GENTLEMAN PROFESSOR: But beware, make only choices that make you appear fashionably SENSIBLE and brilliantly DIGNIFIED! Some apparel is just NOT suited for men who want to lead.
|— Absolute Faux Pas! —|
FABULOUS SOLDIER MAN: Whatever bitch, I’m FABULOUS!
:: The man has Uggs on… UGGS! ::
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