Bellwether
bell·weth·er \BEL-weth-uhr\
noun
A leader of a movement or activity; also, a leading indicator of future trends.
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WOI - 0008: BELLWETHER
[ Panel 1 ]
|— A LESSON IN GENTLEMANLY BEHAVIOR —|
GENTLEMAN PROFESSOR: For one to become that of a bellwether, one must understand the IMPORTANCE of one’s attire.
[ Panel 2 ]
GENTLEMAN PROFESSOR: While out with your colleagues, FLAUNT YOUR MANLINESS by wearing something bold such as a TOP HAT or MONOCLE. These will subtly inform your cohorts you have the MOXIE TO LEAD!
|— SNAZZY! —|
|— Now THIS guy knows his presentation! —|
[ Panel 3 ]
GENTLEMAN PROFESSOR: But beware, make only choices that make you appear fashionably SENSIBLE and brilliantly DIGNIFIED! Some apparel is just NOT suited for men who want to lead.
|— Absolute Faux Pas! —|
FABULOUS SOLDIER MAN: Whatever bitch, I’m FABULOUS!
:: The man has Uggs on… UGGS! ::
[ Panel 1 ]
|— A LESSON IN GENTLEMANLY BEHAVIOR —|
GENTLEMAN PROFESSOR: For one to become that of a bellwether, one must understand the IMPORTANCE of one’s attire.
[ Panel 2 ]
GENTLEMAN PROFESSOR: While out with your colleagues, FLAUNT YOUR MANLINESS by wearing something bold such as a TOP HAT or MONOCLE. These will subtly inform your cohorts you have the MOXIE TO LEAD!
|— SNAZZY! —|
|— Now THIS guy knows his presentation! —|
[ Panel 3 ]
GENTLEMAN PROFESSOR: But beware, make only choices that make you appear fashionably SENSIBLE and brilliantly DIGNIFIED! Some apparel is just NOT suited for men who want to lead.
|— Absolute Faux Pas! —|
FABULOUS SOLDIER MAN: Whatever bitch, I’m FABULOUS!
:: The man has Uggs on… UGGS! ::
First off… FIRST! (Never been first before…)Secondly, the whale certainly is indeed a dapper gentleman. The other fellow… well, he might be considered fabulous if he goes to the right bars…
Even the drag queen bars would boot his ass out before you could utter “What the hell?”Now if he had some dreadfalls, the Cyber Goth’s might just eat him up.
Haha, yeah, i think he’s a bit too “manly” for most drag bars… he’s just not (as Autumn would say) dragin’ it up enough. BUT i think Nonesocoldasi had it right, some sort of Cyber Goth Drag bar would probably take him with open arms.
This comic doesn’t get as many comments as LAWLS does, at least not yet, so it’s much easier to get “first” here. :P
You know, I just have to say it.Introducing a new word to us in this way is really creative.
Thanks man! I’m having a real fun time putting the words into a joke as well, it challenges me in a different way than just writing a normal joke would. Glad some people are liking the concept so far. :]
Seriously, the dude in the last panel looks like a cross-dressing Hitler.
Haha, that’s EXACTLY what I thought when I saw it, which is why I used it. :]
sooooo i guess i the moral of this story is to dress fer success? Yes? No? i just am really just out of it right now you know, im just “shooo” in one ear and out the other
If you wanna be that of a gentleman, then yes, probably best to dress for success. ^_~
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