What’s in a Name?
HANDS! OMG HANDS! They are both fun yet very challenging to draw at times.
↓ Transcript
[ Panel 1 ]
JOSEPH: Well if I HAVE to have a stalker AT LEAST she’s a cute one.
:: Joseph takes her hand to lift her up; their hands form the connection between the panels. ::
[ Panel 2 ]
CADENCE: In your DREAMS Dingo! I’m NO stalker.
::: She grabs his shirt in a threatening way. ::
JOSEPH: …RIGHT.
[ Panel 3 ]
JOSEPH: Well think of it THIS way… it COULD be worse. I’ve been called MANY-A-NAME before.
CADENCE: Really… I DON’T even want to kno...
JOSEPH: ASSturd, STALKenator, GEEK FREAK, Dingle DOUCHE, ANOREXItron, HIPSTER, DICKweed, JERKwad, CREEPasaurus Rex!
JOSEPH: Well if I HAVE to have a stalker AT LEAST she’s a cute one.
:: Joseph takes her hand to lift her up; their hands form the connection between the panels. ::
[ Panel 2 ]
CADENCE: In your DREAMS Dingo! I’m NO stalker.
::: She grabs his shirt in a threatening way. ::
JOSEPH: …RIGHT.
[ Panel 3 ]
JOSEPH: Well think of it THIS way… it COULD be worse. I’ve been called MANY-A-NAME before.
CADENCE: Really… I DON’T even want to kno...
JOSEPH: ASSturd, STALKenator, GEEK FREAK, Dingle DOUCHE, ANOREXItron, HIPSTER, DICKweed, JERKwad, CREEPasaurus Rex!
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Dingle douche and creepasaurus rex are classic … even though they’ve officially been around for less than 15 min.
I THINK i may have come up with Dingle Douche myself, but I’m sure I’ve heard someone else say “Creepasaurus Rex” before… maybe. People add -asaurus Rex to a lot of things lol.
Hipster was the worst.
haha, agreed. Even worse than a Hipstersaurus! Just saying “hipster” is so blunt and brutal! :]
I think “hipsturd” would’ve been worse.
LMAO thats AWESOME! Wish i would have thought of that one. haha
And I think that was me, Joenis. :P I pretend everything’s a dinosaur. (It’s a pretty great way to live)
Maybe, but in general the world is obsessed adding dinosaur terms into things… I think.
Yeah, but when you actually picture those things they add “asaurus” to as dinosaurs, it’s pretty awesome. Like, a creepasaurus rex would wear a trench coat and fedora and would look a lot like the guy on the neighborhood watch signs, except he would be bloodier. From eating the people he watches.
I pictured a creepasaurus rex as having a pedo-bear nose and whiskers as well. :D
I too have been called many a name, some bad, some good, but the apex of horrible is by and large hipster. The best was on the other hand Maurice.
Opps… don’t know how i replied to this just below your comment instead of ON your comment. OH WELLS!
LMAO, you’re phrasing was classic. “the apex of horrible is by and large hipster.” = Amazing. I don’t get the Maurice one though. Why was that a good one?
The Joker by The Steve Miller Band. You will get it if you listen to the song.
Oh sweet, at least it’s something cool like you said. :D
IIIIIIiiiiii knew it. (I saw them live and they literally rocked my sock off. Even while my shoes were still on.)
You have my envy good sir.
I’m a sirrette.
:P I was curious how you’d react to him calling you a dude. :DActually in general, at parties and such, as i get drunker I typically start calling more and more people sir. I always hated that I didn’t have a name for women that worked well. I tried sirette a few times though. I started saying “gental women” lol cos i couldn’t think of anything else.
My apologies, but sadly I must say it with a grain of salt added to it thanks to the whole envy problem, and on the subject of “gental women”, try saying madam istead. Extra points if you bow a little and say it with great gusto.
I feel like that makes them sound old and undesirable though. There’s gotta be a term for respectably sexy… right?
Mi amor?
True… Or if you wan’t to keep it in the French arena “Ma Chrie” I sorta like that better. :]
dude! great hand in the first panel. That looks super hard to draw. And you’ve been called all those in real life huh? haha
Thanks! :D Actually I’ve only been called the anorexic-type names and a stalker one time.. or something like that. Most of those I pulled out of my ass, for fun. :]
Hey. Hey you. You still got hat poo on your head.
Lol, yeah, it’s sorta gross.. I’m hoping sometime soon it falls off… I’m tired of drawing it. :D
I’m thinking Cadence would have yelled at him to wash his poopy head by now, but she was waaayy too busy yelling at him for other things.
Yeah, most likely. I mean if they were just sitting at home on a couch, THAT would be thing thing she’d be yelling at him for… but since they are stuck in the middle of a desert, surrounded by nonsense… it’s far less practical to complain about the “little things.”
when did she fell to the floor for him to be helping her get up?
When she was trying to stop Rudy from telling Joseph they were following him.
Correct. She didn’t fall down, but she zipped down to Rudy’s level to shut his big ol’ mouth up. :]
dingo, ha, thats a new insult for me to hearreminds me of ” a dingo ate my baby”
lol, i love that Seinfeld episode where Elaine kept saying that! Also, i like “Dingo” because it almost sounds like you are “Dingy” like a “Dingbat” but just “Dingo”, PLUS i actually like dingos, my dog is a descendant of them; I’m partial to all things Australian. :D
anorexitron…. how does that work? He sends electronic signals into your nervous system that prevent you from feeling hungry and thereby making you starve to death? haha… >.> Look at me sounding all smarty pantsy (not)
lol, that was way more of a verbose explanation of what it was than I would ever say! I thought it was more like a robot who was skinny cos they couldn’t eat to fatten up. lol I like your answer too though. :D
Cool, at least I’m not the ONLY Hipster here.:3
You the skinny jean and v-neck type of hipster or the irony based type? lol
holy crap you read me like a book.Minus the Irony part, I’m more a post-modern hipster. I’m not the “I’m a total douche” hipster :P. So the Skinny Jean semi-v-neck part is correct. Though, I wear a lot more small typographical t-shirts these days.
lol, well the way I figured it (at least from what I’ve seen/heard) there was only two possible options (at least in this case). The fashion Hipsters and the Pseudo-Intellectual Hipsters. To be honest the entire hipster statement and more over the scene-conundrum often baffles me as to what the point is. Typically they can all be broken down into a few easy to spot sub-groupings, of which have completely different purposes/means. But that doesn’t mean i fully understand why as humans we break things down SO precisely. I mean just because I like goth rock and gothic art… does that make me Gothic? And if I wear my hair long and over my face and like depressing music.. that makes me Emo? I have no inherit issue with any of the “tribes” so to speak, BUT I’m than often just baffled by it. Anyway, Glad to hear you’re not in the “Douche” sub-set of the classification**, that would be lame. :]**I wouldn’t think any of my readers would be in a douche subset of anything. ^_~