Too Bad You’re Not a Blue Fish
I suck at rhyming… but writing the fishes dialogue is rather fun.
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LAWLS - 0020: TOO BAD YOU’RE NOT A BLUE FISH
[ Panel 1 ]
CADENCE: Why hello lil’ fishies!
[ Panel 2 ]
ALEX: What the hell do you want!?!
[ Panel 3 ]
ALEK: I’m sorry miss, my lad here is being quite the grumpy dumpy today.
[ Panel 5 / 6 ]
:: The 2 fish are discussing from Cadence's perspective, bubbles overlap panels. ::
ALEX: GRUMPY DUMPY? What kind of useless terminology is that? Back in my day ‘Toots’ and ‘Doll’ were the ONLY pet names a man needed to bestow upon his mate.
ALEK: Back in your day? Here we go again… and how old are you, Alex? One… One and a half?
ALEX: WHAT?!? ARG! …enough of this conversational nonsense! The point is I LIKE when you’re being a press fish, and I absolutely LOATHE those DESPICABLE pet names you come up with all the time!
ALEK: I do say, chap, you should have called me a Prissy Fishie, now that would have been quite the endearingly cute name!
[ Panel 1 ]
CADENCE: Why hello lil’ fishies!
[ Panel 2 ]
ALEX: What the hell do you want!?!
[ Panel 3 ]
ALEK: I’m sorry miss, my lad here is being quite the grumpy dumpy today.
[ Panel 5 / 6 ]
:: The 2 fish are discussing from Cadence's perspective, bubbles overlap panels. ::
ALEX: GRUMPY DUMPY? What kind of useless terminology is that? Back in my day ‘Toots’ and ‘Doll’ were the ONLY pet names a man needed to bestow upon his mate.
ALEK: Back in your day? Here we go again… and how old are you, Alex? One… One and a half?
ALEX: WHAT?!? ARG! …enough of this conversational nonsense! The point is I LIKE when you’re being a press fish, and I absolutely LOATHE those DESPICABLE pet names you come up with all the time!
ALEK: I do say, chap, you should have called me a Prissy Fishie, now that would have been quite the endearingly cute name!
What a kooky couple. They feel so REAL!
lol… how do you know how they FEEL!?!?! Sound’s like youve had some up close and personal experiences with our fishie friends here. :P
“Enough of this gay banter!” LOL (hopefully you remember the reference) i think i like the red fish more. :P
LMAO, actually man.. I think that Monty Python quote very well may be what inspired these fish. Saying “enough of this gay banter” randomly when people are talking about things that aren’t even close to being gay is pretty damn funny.I think you like the red one because he’s a fish straight out of the American 1930’s …the purple one is just a posh modern day Brit.
These fish are funny as hell.
I’m glad to hear that, sir. They will be here for a while. This story arch still have a few strips to go. :]
Such sexual tension …
Tension usually leads to EXPLOSIONS! BOOM!
lol i love the first link.
lol, i realized AFTER i colored the fish he should have been blue to fit the whole Doctor Suess thing for the titles.. but since I’m retarded.. I figured why not make it a secondary joke. :]
Just listening to them talk would make me laugh.
If L.A.W.L.S. was a movie I’d have have to hunt down two AMAZING Voice Actors for these two fellows. I think that Christian Bale could be the red one? And the Purple one would most likely have to be Alan Rickman (the guy who plays Snape in the Harry Potter movies). :D
Lol, I could see Alan Rickman as one of them. That would be funny as hell with his tone of voice.
LMAO hell yeah it would! Ok how bout instead of Christian Bale, Will Arnett would be the red fish? I think he’d just add an extra creeper effect to that character. Plus the banter between them, one trying to one up one another could go well with those two voices! haha
Oh yeah, that would be great. I know I would watch it over and over. lol. Again, do keep up the great work sir.
Aye Aye, Sir!
GRRRRR WHY WONT IT SHOW UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
forget it