Punk Rawk Show and Tell
This is flat out the most colorful / girly thing I’ve ever drawn! We need to get back to the rabbits exploding guts and monsters eating cute creatures, or else I’ll lose my sanity. SO BRIGHT!!
↓ Transcript
[ Panel 1 ]
JOSEPH: By the way, I’ve gotta ask, WHAT happened to you? How the HELL did you learn how to fight the way you do?
CADENCE: You REALLY want to know?
JOSEPH: I sure do!
[ Panel 2 ]
CADENCE: Well.. AFTER highschool, I was in a band and we ended up going on tour.
[ Panel 3 ]
CADENCE: In the the months that followed I started getting TATTOOS...
[ Panel 4 ]
CADENCE: CUTTING… and DYING my hair...
[ Panel 5 ]
CADENCE: And NATURALLY, as we got more popular …groupies started to EMERGE …creepy, CREEPOID creepers who’d do ANYTHING to lay their CREEPSTER hands all over me! BLECK!
[ Panel 6 ]
CADENCE: They started FOLLOWING me after shows and telling me how UNIQUELY SEXY I was! BARF! Basically, I HAD TO learn self-defense to protect myself from those PEDO-CREEPS who couldn’t tell FANTASY from REALITY!
[ Panel 7 ]
CADENCE: Um… Joseph?
JOSEPH: By the way, I’ve gotta ask, WHAT happened to you? How the HELL did you learn how to fight the way you do?
CADENCE: You REALLY want to know?
JOSEPH: I sure do!
[ Panel 2 ]
CADENCE: Well.. AFTER highschool, I was in a band and we ended up going on tour.
[ Panel 3 ]
CADENCE: In the the months that followed I started getting TATTOOS...
[ Panel 4 ]
CADENCE: CUTTING… and DYING my hair...
[ Panel 5 ]
CADENCE: And NATURALLY, as we got more popular …groupies started to EMERGE …creepy, CREEPOID creepers who’d do ANYTHING to lay their CREEPSTER hands all over me! BLECK!
[ Panel 6 ]
CADENCE: They started FOLLOWING me after shows and telling me how UNIQUELY SEXY I was! BARF! Basically, I HAD TO learn self-defense to protect myself from those PEDO-CREEPS who couldn’t tell FANTASY from REALITY!
[ Panel 7 ]
CADENCE: Um… Joseph?
I love it!!! XDDHis expression in the last panel is hilarious :P and I love her previous hairstyles ^^and in case you didn’t already notice, I felt like using emoticons after every sentence :DD
Emoticons are fun, I noticed I have a tendancy to over do them as well. >< So it's ALL GOOD! :D I figured you'd dig the hair styles and such, they are very unique hairdoo's. ^^ Glad you liked it. :p ok.. I can't think of any more faces/sentences to write. ::EXPLODES::
DUDE!!!! Did you not get the point? She will kick your ass. lol
Some people never learn! lol
It’s startling how much me and Joseph are alike
You love punk rock women that could beat your ass in two seconds flat? I sure know I do at least. :]
I think Joseph says it best “THAT’S SO HOT!”
Word.
Let us pray no rocker chick manages rip you two apart. We’ll need to experiment on how to harness the energy you guys manage to create when going fanboy about those girls.
So, if they DO rip us apart you’re planning to use our innards as a science experiment? …interesting.
I think this is my favorite strip thus far. Please draw girly more often. XD
BLOOD GUTS GOREEEEE! …ok, maybe not, but seriously, this strip hurt my eyes with how bright it is! It took me sooo many hours too. My eyes bled Blix, do you really want me to go thru that agony again!?! :P
EEEEh! Coloring with a variety of pallets is good for you!Especially pink centered pallets.
The interesting thing is, I didn’t deviate from my current color pallet, I just really intensified it by making more things those bright colors. I’m definitely happy with my experiment here. Turned out great, I’m glad you like it. Means a lot to me that you say that; you’re work is fantastic! Actually come to think about it, I think one of the things that draws me in so much on Door is, the colors, that and the characters. :]
Omg this is so awesome! That last panel cracks me up!
Why thank you! I appreciate that! :] I just looked at your work as well, it’s really nice stuff. Make my stuff look like noob work! XD
Thank you, but you totally rock! I wish I could color like that or pack my work with as much detail.
It’s all due to the fact that i have no life anymore! :D Practically live IN FRONT of my computer now drawing.. makes my brain hurt.What I like about your work is that it’s very Disney-esque, makes it feel very professional, like high quality clean character work. I’m still shaky with my characters. I’ve started getting Cadence down solid, but Joseph is still giving me issues here and there. I really need to just sit and start doing more sketches like you do… but i never seem to have the time! ><
dude, living in front of the computer usually isnt good… have you ever tried finding someone to take care of a part of the comic? like, you could try to find someone willing to color the comic for you… it would help to take a little of the work off your shoulders…
The thing is, what you are seeing in my comic is completely “my style” of doing things. Another artist, would color a completely different way then I color. So you would no longer authentically be getting work by me. Also, artists don’t do things for free. I’d have to pay someone a pretty penny to sit and color for me.. of which I’m only making dirty pennies at the moment. SO.. though I’d love to have someone help me out. At the moment its not plausible. Eventually, when this comic starts making me a bit more money, I’d LOVE to hire an assistant to help me with other things, ie, convention set up, adverting management, deal with printing my art, etc. More of the business side of things, but not the art. I will always do my own art. :]
i guess an artist is an artist
Hells ya!
Love the hair styles, but I have to say it. If you combine the blue hair color from the fist hair due on the top right with the one just below it, it looks like another characters hair from another webcomic.
I’m assuming you are talking about Penny, from Scout Crossing? i realized that after I finished drawing it, figured it didn’t matter to much since Cadence, in her 99% of the time state, looks way different than any of Scott’s characters. :] Also, I showed Scott the strip last night, he didn’t seem to care about the resemblance to Penny. (thank god, lol)Glad you like the styles, it was fun thinking of the different ways a more “rocked-out” version of Cadence would look. :]
Another thing, Fuzzy Vegetables = Awesome band name. :-)
Thanks! I was wondering when someone was gonna point that out! :]
Pedo-face is still pedo-face, even if it involves a band.
Creepy is just always… creepy. >< lol
Is it supposed to be the “No Doubt” band T-shirt or a random saying shirt?
It’s actually the band. There are a few Band related things that show up in this strip. All 90’s bands. :D
How could a creep like myself resist a sexy teenager** that plays Bass[1]The ** represent no true attributes.
References,
[1] I’m 18, so the rules apply, ahaha! ..l. But in 2 more years, I might be called a sicko :[. Is it alright for a 20 year old; in your opinion, to date a 16 or 17 year old?
It’s all relative. A good friend of mine, he’s 28, his fiance is 19. So they are 9 years apart. That’s creepy as shit if let’s say he was 19, and she was 10! But now that she’s an adult it’s no longer as bad. Also, consider how close the people are in mental development. Just cos you are past 18+ does that mean that you are any more mature than an average 16year old girl?** Probably not. Girl’s are historically known for their early maturity (in relation to guys). SOOOO Really, in my opinion. I guess it’s not that creepy. Unless she looks 13, even though shes 17… then we are crossing a whole other line, sir. THEN you seem like a cradle robber!!! lol**I do not condone statutory rape.
No I’m not :.<…And I agree. I think the laws of statutory rape are out of balance. If it were in the age frame of 3-4 years UNDER the age of 18, then I could understand. But I don't believe anyone should have to be arrested for dating and having {Insert Birds and Bees here} with another because he/she is only a few months to a year younger :[.
Obviously, there is problem with the law. I remember when i was 17 I was dating an 18 year old. Her and I always made cracks about it, but i was very grateful I was the younger one cos on multiple occasions she pulled some hardcore drama shit on me (I even called the cops on her once). So like.. if I was the older one, I’m sure she would have pull some sort of statutory rape BS on me. D:If you’re convicted of that… don’t you get listed as a Sex offender or something? Jesus.. that would suck! Either way, I believe it’s up to the parents to press charges in those cases. As long as you’re in good standing with the parents, and you didn’t do something like beat their daughter or something… I don’t think that would come up… or at least I don’t think so… Don’t listen to me. I know nothing.
i think it likes the lowest level Sex offender, on the list for like five to ten years after your released from prison, depending on the situation, if theres proof, the parents dont have to press charges, and the person can still go to jail, a guy i knew in college had a girlfriend that was a month younger than him, and being the idiot he is, they made a sex tape, her parents didnt give a shit, they liked the guy, but he still ended up going to jail, in all honesty, it really depends on where you are when it happens, some places dont care, or in that guys case, he got screwedps. just to say i have never been in this position
Well, when you are looking for a home, you can find out where all the registered sex offenders are in your area. By law sex offenders have to release that information, as in, where they live, always. It’s like a Scarlett Letter at that point. Everywhere you would ever, you will have that listing, and live will always know you are one. How crappy would that be if you were only months different from the offended? And yet still, when most people (who look up the information anyway) read the documentation all they are gonna see is “Sex Offender,” and probably not care to read what you actually did.. they will still think you are a child molester!Your story slightly confuses me. They liked the guy, yet still filed charges? That seems a bit odd. AND, WHO MAKES A SEX TAPE WITH A MINOR!?! LOL, I wouldn’t even make a sex tape in the first place, but the risks attached to doing it in your friends situation would be so extreme.. I’d DEFINITELY not chance it! His resulting consequences are proof of that in itself. lol
How long is a jail sentence for that anyway?
the sentence for it really depends on a couple things, but in his case he got 5 years(which is usually the standard) and 10 years probation, with some stipulations, the reason he got it that bad (if im remembering right) was that he got slapped with a child pornography charge, for the tapehavent talked to him in a while, but when ti was all happening i kept asking him “why did you make the tape?” he never gave me a straight answer, except that he did say it was her idea
the only reason he got caught, was his girlfriend show a copy to one of her female friends, and a few weeks later the friend got pissed at her and told the cops about the tape and they got a copy and thats wat started the whole mess
something my dad used to say about relationships like this was “5 years for 5 minutes of fun, hope its worth it”
i havent talked to him in some time, dont know if he is out yet, but if you want to know more, i can try to get back in contact with him, he made jokes about it, this wat he kepts saying to me before he went to prison “you have to pay for your education and now i get an even better education than you do and its for free, ha ha” i told him hes paying for that education in a different way
Oh shit, didn’t consider there being a “Child Pornography” charge tacked on to that, that’s a messy ass situation!
Man, I’m 20 and I still feel like avoiding relationships at all costs. Just don’t talk to females anymore. It’s too scary.
I am also very shy with girls… And I am also afraid of relationships too. Heck, I didn’t have a stable relationship until I turned 18…. I’m still 18 D:!I’ve only had 2 girlfriends in my life, lol.
Aw, come on guys, girls aren’t THAT scary are they? I promise they wont all fire kick your faces…maybe…
Well its not that… At least not with me.I always grew up rather scared of women… i don’t know why. I mean, I’m not scared to be around women, its just hard for me to actually start my own relationships, especially without the help of my friends T_T. I am too shy and squish <:3.
Most are my previous girlfriends were forced into my life because of my friends, I had only made commitments personally to 2 ex. girlfriends. And I don't marriage.
But enough of the boring talk, allow me to just keep gazing at the sexy bass player ()!
Fair enough, my friend. Gander away! :D
seriously man!! this is so so goooood!! you secretly draw girly stuff all the time. its the only way to explain how you’re so great at it!!
If i put blood red, behind the 3rd Panel, colored her hair gothy in the pictures, and overall used flat colors and/or dark colors.. this strip would look entirely different. It’s actually not drawn any different… Trust me, a color palate can do a lot for tone. It “feels,” more girly that it actually is, I’d say.Glad you like it! :D
wow well hats off to you my friend for knowing the subtle art of color palates. you are truly becoming a great artist
I must say, that’s a pretty awesome compliment! :] You’ve mastered the art and etiquette of proper communication and compliments, sir. Thanks dude!
I think this is your first comic featuring a creepy guy who is not me.
LMAO! …I’m sure you’re in the audience somewhere trying to look up Cadence’s skirt! ADMIT IT! AREN’T YOU TEDDY!?! :P
I love Cadence’s top picture with the blue hair and Joseph’s face in the last panel. Both make me think of ‘Scott Pilgrim’ a bit.
Awesome! Glad you liked those, both of them were ‘experimental’ for me. I’ll take that as a compliment that it lived up to the ‘Scott Pilgrim’ grade, those are really fantastic books. :D
omg, is that that pedo-bear in the crowd!?
Yes, it actually is a Pedo-Bear… I actually almost made the dude she’s knocking out a Pedo-Bear and originally gave Joseph, in the last panel, a bear nose to make him look more Pedo-Bear-esque… but decided it make the comic seem too “furry” and left it out. lol
i just love a chick that could kick my assdigging joseph’s big anime eyes in the last panel
LMAO, me too sir, mee toooo!Thanks, glad you liked em! I love me dem animes.
so in the 4th panel, where shes kicking a guys ass, does her shirt say “Garbage”if so i love the irony of it
How funny, that actually wasn’t intensional. The shirt logo is actually in reference to the band Garbage, but I love that an unintentional implication showed up from it. Good eye, sir. :]
ive heard there music before, just never knew there name though, unintentional things usually end up to being the funniestfor example, tried to just jump a gate a few years ago instead of unlocking it, somehow i grabbed just right and did a weird front flip, havent ever been able to do anything like that ever again, everytime i try i either end up on my back or faceplanting, and there always happens to be something that i land on, be it a rock, or my keys
OUCH! Faceplanting has gotta hurt! I’m sure! Probably would be pretty funny to watch from an outsiders view though, you could be come a YouTube Meme! LOL :PI agree, a lot of times, unintentional humor is the most humorous! That’s the nice thing about literature/art; it’s up to the reader/viewer’s interpretation. :D
I was going to say something great about this strip but by the time I scrolled down to the comment box I forgot what I was going to say. =P
LMAO! Sorry… :P
So she toured with those weird cartoon vegetables that preach about God?Oh, wait….thought that sign said, “Fuzzy Veggie Tales”.
LMAO, no she wasn’t on tour with “the Veggie Tales,” her band was called “Fuzzy Vegetable” :D
is she saying her roadies are creepy? they should be the ninjas of our generation!
I drew them as dark shady dudes, just to make them feel more like “creeps,” she’s basically saying she had a lot of “fanboys” that wanted to get in her pants, cos they thought she was “hawt.” lol
Unless I’m mistaken, roadies are actually the people who help out the band behind the scenes, not stalk the band members.
Shit… you’re right. It should be groupies. I’ll fix that soon. Thanks for pointing that out. :]
Tsk tsk. Haven’t you played Brutal Legend?