Hazards of Love
Seriously, Corbin just knows all the WRONG things to say to a girl!
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LAWLS - 0027: HAZARDS OF LOVE
[ Panel 1 ]
CORBIN: What is it with human females and love anyway?
CADENCE: What do you mean?
CORBIN: I mean you’re all just SO TOUCHY when it comes to love.
[ Panel 2 ]
:: Cadence and the gang are walking away, the sun is beginning to set and the fish are left in the distance in their respective bowls. ::
CADENCE: Love, is a beautiful thing, Corby… But it is VERY rare and VERY fragile, so much so I can’t stand to see it DESTROYED when it exists...
CORBIN: I’d disagree, love exists constantly for the SOLE purpose of destroying EVERY soul involved in this whole mess.
[ Panel 3 ]
CADENCE: WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT LOVE, CORBIN!?! You’re just a giant LOVE-GRINCH! I doubt you even VAGUELY know what love is!
CORBIN: …and so, you prove my point, my dear. You’re TESTIER than a TREMENDOUSLY troubled teenaged tumored TESTICLE! …at least when it comes to love.
CADENCE: …wow, that’s quite the MOUTH FULL. Maybe I should have left you with the GAY fish.
[ Panel 1 ]
CORBIN: What is it with human females and love anyway?
CADENCE: What do you mean?
CORBIN: I mean you’re all just SO TOUCHY when it comes to love.
[ Panel 2 ]
:: Cadence and the gang are walking away, the sun is beginning to set and the fish are left in the distance in their respective bowls. ::
CADENCE: Love, is a beautiful thing, Corby… But it is VERY rare and VERY fragile, so much so I can’t stand to see it DESTROYED when it exists...
CORBIN: I’d disagree, love exists constantly for the SOLE purpose of destroying EVERY soul involved in this whole mess.
[ Panel 3 ]
CADENCE: WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT LOVE, CORBIN!?! You’re just a giant LOVE-GRINCH! I doubt you even VAGUELY know what love is!
CORBIN: …and so, you prove my point, my dear. You’re TESTIER than a TREMENDOUSLY troubled teenaged tumored TESTICLE! …at least when it comes to love.
CADENCE: …wow, that’s quite the MOUTH FULL. Maybe I should have left you with the GAY fish.
O.M.G. EVIL HAT PLUSHIE IS AMAZINGGGG!! I would have a serious snuggle sesh w/ that thing .. until it killed me.
LOL! SNUGGLE SESH? HAHA that’s AWESOME!…he’d probably kill you with in minutes of you trying to put your filthy human hands on him!
Exactly. [[[:
Now that is some fine craftsmanship on that hat :)
Why thank you sir! :]
You should have np problem pushing that plush. Doesn’t it just scream “take me i’m yours”?
I don’t know.. it sorta screams “I WANT TO KILL YOU IN THE FACE” to me…
I agree. The Evil Hat plushie is pretty awesome.
Why thank you sir.
Hat…. :D
HAT! :D
Ok, back to the strip.I think the crow’s getting mouthy again. Time to revisit that “letting Rudy eat him” deal.
He’s sort of a bastard isn’t he? If Rudy doesn’t eat him… maybe Joesph will destroy him when they meet again? haha
Hands up for those who wanna see the crow get eaten or beaten. *Raises arm* For those who oppose, you may sit with the fish.
*Hand Up. Definitely eaten.
PSH! Whatever Rob! Maybe YOU should be eaten! :P
Corbin was never intended to be a long term character… i just sorta started liking him over time. Who know what his future will hold. :3
A lot of references to a certain holiday in which we celebrate by inhaling a baked bird? *Hopeful eyes*
He’d be a crappy Thanksgiving dinner. (if that’s what you’re getting at)
hands upand CHOW DOWN….. wait… crap .. shudnt have said that….ill go sit in the corner now
Who knew…you both took home ec and passed.
It’s unfortunately that i didn’t take home ec, I probably wouldn’t have taken me as long to learn how to sew. I had to learn how to sew this last year just so I could start selling plushies. :]
Wow Corby reminds me of Yelling Bird. Fitting how this is the first strip I read after following an ad on QC.
Yay, I’m glad my ad over at Jeph’s site is getting a few clicks! :]I noticed he’s starting to become a bit like Yelling Bird myself, that wasn’t really intentionally, he’s sorta of just started to turn into a jerk after getting hit over the head. haha.
Thanks for the comment, I appreciate it when readers take the time to let me know what they are thinking. Hope to see ya around the site again.
A mouthful of gay fish…like a sushi bar in San Francisco!Doesn’t ge tmuch “testier” than that.
LMAO, that made me laugh a lot …but seriously, I think you’re right.