quaff \kwof, kwaf, kwawf\
verb
1. To drink a beverage, esp. an intoxicating one, copiously and with hearty enjoyment.
transitive verb (used with object)
2. To drink (a beverage) copiously and heartily.
noun
3. An act or instance of quaffing.
4. A beverage quaffed.
ap·pre·ci·a·tion \uh-pree-shee-ey-shuhn\
noun
1. gratitude; thankful recognition: They showed their appreciation by giving him a gold watch.
2. the act of estimating the qualities of things and giving them their proper value.
3. clear perception or recognition, especially of aesthetic quality: a course in art appreciation.
fan·far·o·nade \fan-fer-uh-neyd\
noun
1. Bragging or blustering manner or behavior.
2. A fanfare.
Seriously, this is probably one of the worst things you can do to a pet. At least in their minds.
