This comic was birthed from a tweet that Douche Bro tweeted a while back in which he said something along the lines of “Trolls be trollin’, goblin’s be gobblin’.”

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ALT - 0044: TROLLIN'

[ Panel 1 ]
DOUCHE BRO: I hate this bar, it’s always FULL of trolls and goblins.
CADENCE: UGH! Why do you have to be SO mean?!? The people here aren’t THAT ugly!
:: She’s about to smack his arm like she’s scolding a dog that just peed itself in your bed. ::

[ Panel 2 ]
:: He simply points and looks down the bar, cadence sees what he was talking about. ::

[ Panel 3 ]
:: A slutty troll all dolled up in make up is on a date with a villainous goblin gentleman. ::