pot-val·iant [pot-val-yuhnt]

adjective
Brave only as a result of being drunk.

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WOI - 0057: POTVALIANCY

[ Panel 1 ]
|— A LESSON IN GENTLEMANLY BEHAVIOR —|
DAPPER PROFESSOR: When readying oneself to enter a Gentleman’s Duel, remember to quaff your ELIXIRS OF MOXIE!

[ Panel 2 ]
DAPPER PROFESSOR: There are MANY assortments of VIGOROUS BREWS, such as an Old Fashion, Whiskey Sour, a Manhattan, and other such manly mixes. BUT by all means, when selecting your potation choose wisely. For some drinks may lead you toward unfortunate circumstances.

[ Panel 3 ]
RANDY BEAR: Hey there sweet cheeks. Come hur and lemme show ya me HONEY POT.
DRUNKARD: OH MY!
:: The randy bear positions itself in a “sexy pose” as it exclaims poorly thought out euphemisms at the intoxicated gentlemen before him. ::