sol·ip·sism  [slp-szm, slp-] Philosophy
The theory that the self is the only thing that can be known and verified.

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[ Panel 1 ]
GENTLEMAN 1: I can not prove that God exists, because I can not see him, here him, or feel him.
GENTLEMAN 2: True, but that’s what faith is--

[ Panel 2 ]
GENTLEMAN 1: Sir, you are missing the point. What I am saying, is that I AM God, and that is all that matters.
GENTLEMAN 2: A God? How can you b--
GENTLEMAN 1: I can see only ME, hear only ME and feel only ME. Therefore, I AM A GOD.

[ Panel 3 ]
GENTLEMAN 2: You are so egotist--
GENTLEMAN 1: Now excuse ME, I have a date with MY hand to once again prove I exist.