Lionize
li·on·ize \LY-uh-nyz\
transitive verb
To treat or regard as an object of great interest or importance.
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WOI - 0014: LIONIZE
[ Panel 1 ]
GENTLEMAN 1: Clarence, how many times must I tell you, DO NOT lionize your whores!
GENTLEMAN 2: But they are SO pretty I MUST treat them that way.
[ Panel 2 ]
GENTLEMAN 1: It is one thing to KEEP A WHORE in your bed, but to treat them like they have status beyond that IS PREPOSTEROUS!
GENTLEMAN 2: What EXACTLY is it that you think I do with these women, Wilfred?
GENTLEMAN 1: You are TREATING them as if they are objects of IMPORTANT and RESPECT!
[ Panel 3 ]
GENTLEMAN 2: When I say “LIONIZE,” I mean I prey on and maul them like the pretty little game that they are.
GENTLEMAN 1: Oh, in that case, by all means, CARRY ON!
[ Panel 1 ]
GENTLEMAN 1: Clarence, how many times must I tell you, DO NOT lionize your whores!
GENTLEMAN 2: But they are SO pretty I MUST treat them that way.
[ Panel 2 ]
GENTLEMAN 1: It is one thing to KEEP A WHORE in your bed, but to treat them like they have status beyond that IS PREPOSTEROUS!
GENTLEMAN 2: What EXACTLY is it that you think I do with these women, Wilfred?
GENTLEMAN 1: You are TREATING them as if they are objects of IMPORTANT and RESPECT!
[ Panel 3 ]
GENTLEMAN 2: When I say “LIONIZE,” I mean I prey on and maul them like the pretty little game that they are.
GENTLEMAN 1: Oh, in that case, by all means, CARRY ON!
As much as I hate to be a one of “those guys”, this IS a comic about words. Shouldn’t it be “I prey on them”?
You’re absolutely correct…. not sure how that one slipped passed me! I just fixed it. Thanks for the heads up, I appreciate it.
I thought it meant something along the lines of turning something into a lion or something.
What furry logic is this!?! ^_~You have a good point, I could have very well taken the joke that angle too.
…now that i think of it… this was a perfect opportunity for a furry joke. DAMN! haha
this remindes me of the time my 12 foot tall evil twin and his army of whores met me in another dimension of ice cream &robotic cyborg fruit.
Sounds like a potential for cybernetic disease.
no its not contagous…that is, if you get your trans-dimentional cyborg infection vaccine
Sounds like a quest!