ban·der·snatch \BAN-der-snach\

noun
1. An imaginary wild animal of fierce disposition.
2. A person of uncouth or unconventional habits, attitudes, etc., especially one considered a menace, nuisance, or the like.

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WOI - 0017: BANDERSNATCH

[ Panel 1 ]
UMBRELLA MAN: It’s probably the most active, able-bodied, and FIERCELY UGLY beast I’ve ever seen!
THESPIAN: Honestly, this THING you speak of sounds like an absurd BANDERSNATCH. I don’t believe you.

[ Panel 2 ]
UMBRELLA MAN: You’re just afraid that your body will QUIVER IN FEAR when this monster creeps near you!
THESPIAN: I SWEAR to God Richard, if you’re talking about your dick, or that OBSCENELY large chicken again...

[ Panel 3 ]
UMBRELLA MAN: Well, actually a DISGUSTING love child of the two.
THE BANDERSNATCH: DERR!?!