Wretched Human!
Well Corbin, all I can say is, at least it’s not chlamydia!
↓ Transcript
LAWLS - 0063: WRETCHED HUMAN!
[ Panel 1 ]
CORBIN: ARRRRRGGGGG!! IT BURNS! I think you BROKE ME you WRETCHED human!
[ Panel 2 ]
CADENCE: Come on guys, let’s get out of here. I NEED to get away from this DUMB BIRD already!
CORBIN: Squaw!
RUDY: We SHOULD stay! I con finally have me dem CROW-KABOBS I told yous about!
[ Panel 3 ]
CADENCE: NO Rudy let’s go! I’m SERIOUSLY SICK of all these STUPID bird puns! It makes me want to VOMIT!
RUDY: Yer SICK? Do you have sum pillsies to make it all betters?
[ Panel 4 ]
CADENCE: No, Rudy, I DIDN’T mean I was literally sick, I just meant I’m TIRED of this situation!
RUDY: Ooh, ok… I taught you MIGHT have da BIRDIE FLU!
[ Panel 1 ]
CORBIN: ARRRRRGGGGG!! IT BURNS! I think you BROKE ME you WRETCHED human!
[ Panel 2 ]
CADENCE: Come on guys, let’s get out of here. I NEED to get away from this DUMB BIRD already!
CORBIN: Squaw!
RUDY: We SHOULD stay! I con finally have me dem CROW-KABOBS I told yous about!
[ Panel 3 ]
CADENCE: NO Rudy let’s go! I’m SERIOUSLY SICK of all these STUPID bird puns! It makes me want to VOMIT!
RUDY: Yer SICK? Do you have sum pillsies to make it all betters?
[ Panel 4 ]
CADENCE: No, Rudy, I DIDN’T mean I was literally sick, I just meant I’m TIRED of this situation!
RUDY: Ooh, ok… I taught you MIGHT have da BIRDIE FLU!
hahah im not sick of them!! keep the puns a coming!
::VOMITS ALL OVER YOUR FACE::
-Hands you a toothbrush- Here, your mouth’s gonna taste gross from all the punnery.
Tooth paste sometimes makes me want to throw up! i’m sure this would actually make things worse! lol::VOMITS AGAIN::
Your vomit is rainbow striped, isn’t it?
EEEEEWWWWWWWWrainbow vomit, go clean that colorfull mess dude, its making me sick.
are you one of those people who feel like vomiting when they are around vomit? mwhahaha!
no, im one of those ppl who feel like vomiting when they are around rainbows.
lol, fair enough.
No, only my poop.
lol! but uh you write this comic….
So what you’re saying is I can’t disgust myself?
BIRD FLU! Does Rudy ever run out of ways to be obliviously cute and hilarious?
I hope not… or else L.A.W.L.S. would be lacking in a major element of it’s humor!
Other than puns? True to Cadence’s statement in panel 3, I just realized Corbin DID produce a constant stream of avian-based puns. I think I’m going to go back just to count them all. Probably fifty or so.
Burn, birdie. BUUUUUUURN!!!!-Suddenly needs matches and lighter fluid- I’m a pyro when I get excited.
hahaha, I knew you’d like this one :]
D’awwww…What the fuck is Rudy anyway?
mutant bunny?
…to be honest, i have no fucking clue.
long ears and white pelt = bunnymonstruous teeth and messed up pelt = mutant
Sound enough argument for me! … though i hate bunnies….
maybe hes a combination of sasquatch, the easter bunny, and a sabertooth
I like that explanation a bit better! XD
bad idea to leave corbin behind, they could put something on his mouth so he doesnt talk and use him as a firepit during the night.
Why do you think it’s a bad idea? New arch-nemesis?
its because they could set corbin on fire. then they could use fire corbin as a fire to make food.
Ah, i see you side with Rudy’s point of view then? lol
sort of, but rudy want to eat corbin, im saying they should use corbin as a fire to make food.
Ah, resourceful i see. :]
lol “it burns” funny as hell, like how hes just squirming around bitching, no dont try to put out the fire corbin, just keep squirming and bitching about it, “you broke me” that reminds me of the russian(cant remember wat movie exactly) “i break you”i dont know why but that first panel really reminds me of Golem for LOTR, “it burns us”
still loving the puns, just getting better and better
Corbin is very intelligent.. but very dumb at the same time. He expects the wold to be handed to him! I’m assuming he’s sitting waiting for one of the “wretched humans” to pick him up and de-flame him; what an idiot! lolhaha, I’m glad you like Corbin’s phrasing. At first it was a bit longer with different phrasings of “you broke me” but I ended up changing it to burns and cutting it down a bit since the rest of the comic had so much more text.
ps. I love Golem <3 Rudy's language is sort of a mix of the way he talks, with a bit of Ebonics, and random words.
yea i see that with Rudy, looking back and paying more attention to him, he kindof talks like a mixture of golem and yoda, with his own way of mixing things up, hes got alot of knowledge when hes not thinking about eating something or playing with there bodies, i loved that tea party, he is delightfully morbid, and extremely hilarious at the same time
“Delightfully Morbid,” that’s just how I roll. :D
i think all of us might like to do some of the things he does, or maybe thats just me, thank you for the opprotunity to live through rudy
No Problem Boblem!
I, on the other hand, am most certainly not sick of the bird puns. [:
lol dammit. I was hoping for a huge call to arms, were everyone was like “Yeah FUCK BIRD PUNS!” And I’d be like “YAY! LETS MOVE TO OTHER PUNS!” lol, a man can dream.
i miss the forums.
Yeah, I’m sorry man. I’ve been too busy to sit down and fix the forums. When i upgraded the system it sorta just crashed on me. I got it working, sorta, but I was worried it would have holes in it. Plugins that are out dated or improperly installed have the potential to get hacked… and I’d die if this site got hacked. SOOOO I’m gonna have to sit and make sure everything is 100% before i get it back up. Also i have a convention next weekend so I’ve been working my ass off to be prepared for it. So just give me time, I’ll get it up and running again. :D
im telling you to hurry up, im only saying that i miss the forums…im studying web desing/development and i have a notion of how fucked up that stuff is, even though im still in the begining and know little.
I spent years learning web based code and all that such garbage. I’m still learning things today, it’s like a never ending education! ><