Please. Eat. The. Animals.
Rudy says the darndest things! Also, I’m a fan of acronyms. Obviously.
↓ Transcript
[ Panel 1 ]
JOSEPH: So you’re SERIOUSLY gonna leave him there?
CADENCE: Yeah why? I mean, YOU of all people should understand...
[ Panel 2 ]
JOSEPH: I DUNNO, it just seems… SO out of character for you? I figured your own guilt would get the best of you and you’d have to PETA YOURSELF to death!
[ Panel 3 ]
RUDY: PITAS? Yummy! Joey, if Cadence turns into a pita can we go back and have dem corbin-kababs WIT da pita breads?
[ Panel 4 ]
JOSEPH: No No Rudy I mean the GROUP P.A.T.A. …you know the ones that blow people up when OTHER people MISTREAT animals.
[ Panel 5 ]
RUDY: SO… dey NEVER eat any pita breads? I DON’T gets it. Why name demself pitas then!?!
CADENCE: It’s an ACRONYM sweety, it stands for “People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals."
RUDY: If it DOESN’T stand for samich, den I DUNT CARE ‘bout it!
JOSEPH: So you’re SERIOUSLY gonna leave him there?
CADENCE: Yeah why? I mean, YOU of all people should understand...
[ Panel 2 ]
JOSEPH: I DUNNO, it just seems… SO out of character for you? I figured your own guilt would get the best of you and you’d have to PETA YOURSELF to death!
[ Panel 3 ]
RUDY: PITAS? Yummy! Joey, if Cadence turns into a pita can we go back and have dem corbin-kababs WIT da pita breads?
[ Panel 4 ]
JOSEPH: No No Rudy I mean the GROUP P.A.T.A. …you know the ones that blow people up when OTHER people MISTREAT animals.
[ Panel 5 ]
RUDY: SO… dey NEVER eat any pita breads? I DON’T gets it. Why name demself pitas then!?!
CADENCE: It’s an ACRONYM sweety, it stands for “People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals."
RUDY: If it DOESN’T stand for samich, den I DUNT CARE ‘bout it!
Truly a perfect life philosophy.
The meaning of life, Sandwiches. :D
PETA=People Eating Tasty Animals:D!
Ah, I like that version as wel! Good call, sir.
Unbelievable. Does this mean Corbin’s out of the story? Some people are going to celebrate.
Well, maybe, maybe not. I think, for now at least, he’s gonna take a breather from the comic. There’s only so much “assholery” that people can take before they will stop reading. Besides, I have a lot of more interesting things to write about in the coming months anyway. ^_~
Yes, Corbin would probably interrupt too often just to make a damn bird pun. Although I actually like Corbin, and I am starting to miss him a little, he would get in the way. That damn bird produces more words than he hears.
LOL, nice, I think I may have to include that into the discription about him. “It is said, that he produces more words than he hears.” That’s a PERFECT explanation of who Corbin is.Personally I’m rather fond of him. He sorta says what we think when we are in a bad mood… but all the time. That’s an admirable trait in my book. THOUGH he is a dick, he crosses the line in ways I’d never.
Words can not express how hard I lold, good show Joenis, good show.
Yay! I’m glad to hear that! I was worried this one may be a bit too “text heavy.” Apparently though, I pulled through alright. :]
It’s true there’s a lot of text, but none of it doesn’t work within the context of the joke so it worked out beautifully!Rudy is my hero, just saying.
I’m glad someone likes him! When i first showed the concept to Scott (you know, Scout Crossing dude), he’s like… “I don’t know man, i just can’t get over how ugly he is.” ..and I’m thinking “PSH, WHATEVER, I at least think he’s cute…” you know, in the way pitbulls or bull dogs are cute; They are adorably ugly. lol
Dammit Ferguson, not everything has to be beautiful!Besides if Rudy was gorgeous then there would be some freaky fanfics with Cadence and Rudy =/ Don’t know if I could handle that.
lol oh god. I don’t even want to think of the possibilities that people could potentially create…..I don’t think I could handle it either! I hope I never stumble across some sort of furry/yiffy fan art of Rudy! ::shivers::
I was trying to think of a witty comment but my imagination took off and I spent the last few hours in the fetal position =/
LMAO! Well I’m glad I didn’t go there then…or else I’d be in those SAME shoes as well. :P
Just to be safe, don’t browse too many DA pics of LAWLS. You never know when one of those artists may have just flipped their lid or like some weird things…
I’m sure the word “LAWLS” pulls up a plethora of disturbing shit anywhere on the internet! lol
Good stuff. Misspelled ‘acronym’ in the last panel, but it’s all good.Love where the comic is going, glad I stumbled across this one early!
Oh derp! Yup, you’re correct, stupid dyslexia! I didn’t even notice it, even when i saw your correction I looked at my comic and I’m like… wait.. what? Then i realized it. I fixed it already. Thanks for pointing that out. :] And thanks for the comment, I’m glad you’re liking the story so far! :D
I like the way Rudy thinks
As do I. XD
I’m a member of PETA.I love eating tasty animals.
It’s a tough job, but someones gotta do it!
I love animals! Especially when baked.
Sounds like we need to start a new PETA, just for people who want to eat animals.. not save them! :]
I wonder if they already have a facebook group for that…
The answer is yes and I’m already a member. Awesome.http://www.facebook.com/pages/PETA-People-eating-tasty-animals/183609447539Also:http://www.motifake.com/vegans-carnivore-demotivational-poster-61676.html
LMAO, that’s funny. The carnivores didn’t even need those little tear off recruitment slips. It’s just a given for them. :DAlso, that facebook group, <3 funny.
Wait, if we sent Corbin to PETA, would they eventually put him down for his and everyone else’s sake?Because I could see one of the members trying to disembowel him at some point. Either that or put a tiny bird muzzle on him. A really tiny one. With metal locks.
Since they are against mistreatment of animals, I’m sure the wouldn’t feel comfortable doing any of those things. What they may do though, is utilize his talents in other ways. IE. A way to torture humans who abuse animals, by having him talk at them!
I wonder if there’s a human who could outlast Corbin’s attitude, simply because they’re a bigger jerk….I need to start some UFO sightings in New York.
The voice of Corbin, is very close to that of my friend Reid’s. If any human can out last Corbin it would be his human counter part….The UFO comment confused me.
she said shes from another planet, she wants to go out in new york flying in her ufo so ppl would see her and freak out… sounds fun to be an alien
Oh… lol ok.
Actually I was gonna go kidnap someone off the street in New York and try to make it outlast Corbin, but I think there are more jerks in California than New York. TAKE US TO YOUR LEADER! Jk
It’s great fun! Except when we screw up our translations and say “We eat your daisies.”Uncle Fliblish lost all respect after that one.
i wonder what the real name of your ufo is… since ufo means unindentified flying object……btw, could you lend me it?
i agree with rudy.SAMICH OR GTFO!!
i lol’d about the studying post… wish it had the same meaning in portuguese…
What does it mean in Portuguese?
i mean, studying does not have the verb dying in portuguese…. it still kills though…
a little himicidal creature after my own heartone thing i dont get about the group PETA, is that they will harm people that eats the tasty meats of the creatures, and they stand for ethical treatment right, so does that not include humans, cause from my understanding of how they work, humans are the lower life form, not worth more than animals, so then they shouldnt be hurting people cause that would actually make them worse than the people they hate, does this line of logic make sense, i think it does…. hopefully it does
*homicidal
I completely agree, I never understood the extremist approach to some of the PETA protesting. It seems really hypocritical. BUT that is the case with all extremist groups. They never make sense. ><