Lord of the Flies
…Since I know some of you like POOP jokes so much! Jeeze.
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LAWLS - 0050: LORD OF THE FLIES
[ Panel 1 ]
CORBIN: I will PUNISH you both for such impertinent DEFIANCE!
[ Panel 2 ]
CORBIN: POWER SURGE!
:: Corbin begins to swing his arms around aimlessly as a beam of light begins to light up behind him. ::
[ Panel 3 ]
CADENCE: Corby? WHERE are you? I can’t see you… what’s that light Rudy?
{ WOOSH! }
:: The light coming from Corbin’s power surge shoots out from behind Rudy. ::
CORBIN: Down here foolish girl! Look beyond the filthy mutt!
[ Panel 4 ]
:: Rudy’s butt is just above Corbin as he starts to make his proclamations.
**LOW ANGLE** ::
{ POOF! }
CORBIN: Die by m…
{ SURGE }
OH SHII--
[ Panel 5 ]
{ POOP }
:: Cadence looks disgusted. ::
[ Panel 6 ]
CORBIN: Oh God… It’s in my EARS! Kill me! PLEASE!
{ SQUISH }
::Corbin is covered in a pile of feces, corn and a still living Blue Bean who has now traversed the entirety of Rudy’s digestive tract. ::
BLUE BEAN: The VILE… DISGUSTING… ATROCITIES…
[ Panel 1 ]
CORBIN: I will PUNISH you both for such impertinent DEFIANCE!
[ Panel 2 ]
CORBIN: POWER SURGE!
:: Corbin begins to swing his arms around aimlessly as a beam of light begins to light up behind him. ::
[ Panel 3 ]
CADENCE: Corby? WHERE are you? I can’t see you… what’s that light Rudy?
{ WOOSH! }
:: The light coming from Corbin’s power surge shoots out from behind Rudy. ::
CORBIN: Down here foolish girl! Look beyond the filthy mutt!
[ Panel 4 ]
:: Rudy’s butt is just above Corbin as he starts to make his proclamations.
**LOW ANGLE** ::
{ POOF! }
CORBIN: Die by m…
{ SURGE }
OH SHII--
[ Panel 5 ]
{ POOP }
:: Cadence looks disgusted. ::
[ Panel 6 ]
CORBIN: Oh God… It’s in my EARS! Kill me! PLEASE!
{ SQUISH }
::Corbin is covered in a pile of feces, corn and a still living Blue Bean who has now traversed the entirety of Rudy’s digestive tract. ::
BLUE BEAN: The VILE… DISGUSTING… ATROCITIES…
Wouldn’t have my atrocities any other way.
hahaha, there aren’t many other ways to have them is there? ^_~…maybe “over easy,” but who would want them served that way?!? lol
I’m extremely curious if Rudy did that on purpose, lol.
I think Corbin gave his a scare. It was defiantly a fear-poo.
He… pooed on him?
yep… in the worst possible way. ><
LOL!Poo always beats evil magic spells.
Always. :]
ONE LIVES!
BARELY! If i was him… I’d kill myself. Yesterday.
now i dont wanna buy my corbin the skelladactyl anymore…and he could have though in a more eficient spell, couldnt he? cuz i mean, going berserk with a spear the size of a pen and some yellow shining against a best many times bigger than u might not be a good idea… u could had gone super sayajin or big arcane spell…
I think he was attempting to do a Super Sayan sort of attack.. but failed because of Rudy’s sudden bowl movement! :P
aw dude, rudy’s move was soo… how could i put it? *went to google translator*cruel ruthless grim fierce unkind wicked bitter merciless heartless bloody severe itiless atrocious inhuman unfeeling unmerciful uncharitablewell, i think all these words apply! (even though im not sure about itiless)
I google searched itiless it said Did you mean: pitiless which makes a bit more sense. SO Id say all of those synonyms are an accurate synopsis of Rudys behavior.
if u google translate cruel from portuguese to english (its the same thing for both languages) half of the definitions i put here, the other half doesnt make sence. for exemple: iron, wolfish, felon…at least i think it doesnt make sence…
haha… well… In THAT case.. I guess you’re right. I have NO clue what that means in this context! :]
Hehehe The power surge magic came from Rudys ass! :)
It’s not coming from Rudy’s ass, its actually just coming from Corbin. I just wanted it to look like it was from Cadence’s POV. That would be funny if his butt power surged though… Imagine next time you had to poop, you screamed “POWER SURRRGGGEEE” and then plopped it all out in one action! :D