Hat Attack
Damn, this is officially the most epic LAWLS to date! lol
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LAWLS - 0025: HAT ATTACK
[ Panel 1 ]
|— NARRATOR: MEANWHILE… As the hat wraps up his slanderous rant about Joseph’s disheveled hair, he concludes by stating to Joseph that he will now proceed to “DESTROY HIM GOOD!” …So NOW we find ourselves, ONC AGAIN, with our hero… —|
JOSEPH: Heh… Well then, show me WHATCHA got Hatty!
[ Panel 2 ]
HATTICUS: HAHA HAHAHA
JOSEPH: BAAAH ‘HOMAYGAD! How THE HELL did you jump up to my face so quickly!?!
:: Hatticus is right back up in Joseph’ grill, knife in hand and ready to kill a face. **CLOSE UP - Extreme angle** ::
[ Panel 3 ]
:: Hatticus blade tears into the flesh of his victim, blood spewing from the wound. ::
[ Panel 4 ]
:: Camera zooms out to show how insignificant the damage Hatticus inflicted actually does. **MEDIUM SHOT** ::
JOSEPH: …
[ Panel 5 ]
:: Joseph flicks Hatticus off his face, no biggie. ::
[ Panel 1 ]
|— NARRATOR: MEANWHILE… As the hat wraps up his slanderous rant about Joseph’s disheveled hair, he concludes by stating to Joseph that he will now proceed to “DESTROY HIM GOOD!” …So NOW we find ourselves, ONC AGAIN, with our hero… —|
JOSEPH: Heh… Well then, show me WHATCHA got Hatty!
[ Panel 2 ]
HATTICUS: HAHA HAHAHA
JOSEPH: BAAAH ‘HOMAYGAD! How THE HELL did you jump up to my face so quickly!?!
:: Hatticus is right back up in Joseph’ grill, knife in hand and ready to kill a face. **CLOSE UP - Extreme angle** ::
[ Panel 3 ]
:: Hatticus blade tears into the flesh of his victim, blood spewing from the wound. ::
[ Panel 4 ]
:: Camera zooms out to show how insignificant the damage Hatticus inflicted actually does. **MEDIUM SHOT** ::
JOSEPH: …
[ Panel 5 ]
:: Joseph flicks Hatticus off his face, no biggie. ::
Good thing for Joseph that the hat’s sword doesn’t match his hate.Also, that first picture was creepy as everloving shit.
haha, for real, if that was a sword of hate, Joseph would be dead.LOL, I know right, when i saw that picture I knew it was a MUST to put as one of my extra links… it creeps me the hell out. I like the way you put it though “creepy as everloving shit” that’s solid. :]
Yeah, it’s solid. Also, it haunts my dreams and makes me cry uncontrollably whenever I think about it.
LMAO… It sounds like its getting to the point where you need to kill your dreams before they haunt you the the point of killing you in real life! :P
Yeah, but I’m not sure how to deal with them anymore. They’ve started up an extortion racket and are charging me protection fees. I think I’m screwed.
Sounds like you need to get yourself a gun for protection.
But wouldn’t that escalate the entire situation and leave me with a bunch of armed dream mobmen who are extorting me AND holding me hostage?
The outcome is rather grim… that’s all i know. :(
The knife must cause SOME woundage, though, ’cause lookit the blood! Or is that from earlier woundage that my short-term memories have forgotten already? Damn, now I’m’a have to go and re-read THIS whole comic again … *sigh*
haha, no that gash that you are witnessing is from this comic itself. It’s dead smack in the middle of his forehead. The hat gashed his finger the last time they battled (a few comics back), but that was about it.
All of the other blood was from Reeder Rabbit, right? The blood on his clothes… Ah, yep! Him and his creamily disgusting Cadbury insides…
I’m really not even sure if that was an explosion or blood.. or chocolate.. i guess innards is the best way to describe EVERYTHING that was inside his body. lol
AMAZING!!! =D
Why thank you. :3 This one was rather fun to draw.
Is hatticus dead?
From a mere mortal flick? I doubt it.
…Excellent
but the epic war between squirrels and snails that followed the flick did in fact kill him.
I. WANT. THAT. HAT!But I would need to arm it with a better knife… >:}
Everyone wants one. I’m trying to convince him to sell them :P
Well Teddy, if I remember correctly YOU wanted just a regular hat plushie, Rinthia here wants a demented hat that she can use to do her evil bidding. I’m trying to figure out how to sew pure evil into his body… stuffing and thread is easy, but evil is tough.
I’m gonna have to lend you my mad scientist kit, aren’t I?
..hmm… If you have one of those, that would possibly do the trick! I see no other way… with out learning magic… and I don’t have the energy for something like that.
LOL ” OH MY GAD” i love saying that! …hopefully he wont have a scar for life. :P tho chicks dig scars so maybe Cadence will give him a second chance!
Assuming Cadence’s punk rock personality is in play when it comes to choosing a mate, I’m sure Joseph would have a higher chance at getting laid with scars on his body. :]
haha poor little guy. he tried so so hard…
LMAO, the way you phrased that made me laugh.. probably cos you really made the damn hat seem so pathetic! Which… he is; adorably evil, sinisterly harmless, you know.. that sort of rubbish.