Hammerspace
OMG I MUST BE LOOSING MY MIND! …hey wait a second… is that Joe?
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LAWLS - 0030: HAMMERSPACED
[ Panel 1 ]
JOSEPH: Alright hat, I win. Time to come along and BE WORN.
I GOTTA ask though, where did you get the knife from?
[ Panel 2 ]
HATTICUS: I pulled it OUT MY ASS! What’s it to you?
:: Joseph is placing Hatticus on his head. ::
[ Panel 3 ]
JOSEPH: You’re TOO small to have had that INSIDE YOU… Wait a second!
You’re a HAMMERSPACE aren’t you!?!
[ Panel 4 ]
HATTICUS: …unfortunately… yes...
[ Panel 4 ]
JOSEPH: That’s FREAKIN’ AWESOME! What sort of things can you store in that TINY BODY of yours? Guns? Knives? Prostitutes?
HATTICUS: …trust me, you DON’T want to know...
[ Panel 5 ]
HATTICUS: They’re much MUCH worse…
:: Hatticus is crying in the corner as an evil rainbow flows from his anus like a colorful river of diarrhea. A bear riding a motorcycle, a unicorn, Joe Hunter holding a cup of coffee and a random pig are all flying out of Hatticus' butt as well. ::
[ Panel 1 ]
JOSEPH: Alright hat, I win. Time to come along and BE WORN.
I GOTTA ask though, where did you get the knife from?
[ Panel 2 ]
HATTICUS: I pulled it OUT MY ASS! What’s it to you?
:: Joseph is placing Hatticus on his head. ::
[ Panel 3 ]
JOSEPH: You’re TOO small to have had that INSIDE YOU… Wait a second!
You’re a HAMMERSPACE aren’t you!?!
[ Panel 4 ]
HATTICUS: …unfortunately… yes...
[ Panel 4 ]
JOSEPH: That’s FREAKIN’ AWESOME! What sort of things can you store in that TINY BODY of yours? Guns? Knives? Prostitutes?
HATTICUS: …trust me, you DON’T want to know...
[ Panel 5 ]
HATTICUS: They’re much MUCH worse…
:: Hatticus is crying in the corner as an evil rainbow flows from his anus like a colorful river of diarrhea. A bear riding a motorcycle, a unicorn, Joe Hunter holding a cup of coffee and a random pig are all flying out of Hatticus' butt as well. ::
Wow, two of my favorite things are up that hat: funny shirts and coffee.You can keep the other stuff.
Evil hats that drive you mad? Hmmm…did Lewis Carrol see this one coming?And hey, there’s a BEAR on a MOTORCYCLE! That’s a sure crowd-pleaser!
Haha, Lewis Carrol, a man worth listening to…crazy ass mo’ fo’. :D I love his work! I think an evil hat is exactly what made hims go crazy. I mean what else could explain the mad hatter!?! haha.That bear was my favorite part of this strip for sure. :]
Mine too..haha
yay! Much success! :D
mercury? in da hatz? affecting da brainz?
OMG. Last cell is amazing. I’m so glad the Evil Hat is back!
That panel kept me up a full evening! I’m considering making into a desktop wallpaper or even a print or something if people expressed interest in it.
“Then a bear on a motorcycle beside a unicorn inside a rainbow came out of his ass”
LMAO, best quote ever! Sir, you are a gentlemen AND a scholar!
According to my calculations, there are 4,294,967,295 things in his ass, minus the sword, guy, coffee mug, bear, motorcycle, unicorn, rainbow, and 6 chunks of shit.
haha, I’m assuming that the shit is actually just backed up behind all the other stuff being stored inside there. Now THAT’S constipation!
hahaha, wha… Joe Hunter? How did you get there?!
Cos Joe is an internet wizard. DUH!
I’m imagining what Joe was doing right up til’ the point where the rainbow explosion happened. Just sippin his coffee over a nice game of monopoly with the bear, perhaps?
He was probably reading comics on his smart phone, just about to drink some of the coffee when BAM! HIPPPSSTTTERRRRRRSSSS!!! haha
Damn straight, bitch.
Oh my god. This is fucking amazing. Like a visual orgasm. In my heart.
HAHAHAHA, that’s seriously the best comment I’ve ever gotten about my work! Seriously, when I eventually make a book of this comic down the line, would you mind if I used that as a quote on the back cover? “Like a visual orgasm. In my heart” lol thanks.
Oh, definitely. I think they’re the truest words I’ve ever typed.
:D And they are MUCH appreciated.
haha never know when you’ll need a pig.
Seriously, they come in handy quite often.
I love a warm pig belly for my feet.
Pig intestines make great house shoes.
…and a fantastic lunch! (after they’ve been worn of course)
Did you eat my tarts?
wtf is a tart?
that is one sweet bear on a motorcycle haha
lol, thanks, I when i drew that i was like.. hmm.. what random things can I put on a rainbow. I had already drawn the motorcycle a while back for Anhedonia Blue and I’m like.. hell I’ll slap a bear on there, their easy enough to draw! :D
The bear on a motorcycle reminds me of Dr.McNinja.
haha really? I’ve never actually gotten around to reading that comic, seemed like a fun idea though. Would you recommend it?
Oh, most definitely. It’s one of my personal favorites, for sure. For instance: http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/15p23
Oh wow, that’s insane. I flipped through a bit of it… I’m really confused as to what is going on at the moment.. a guy riding a dinosaur, a dr mcninja chasing behind him on a motorcycle! Ninja flips off the side of a train while riding? http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/15p26.Pure insanity! Apparently, I have a lot to learn from this comic. Thanks for sharing. :] I’ll be reading through it soon.
There is one consistent thing I enjoy about LAWLS, and it’s the expressions you give some of the characters. This time it’s the hat in the last panel. Soo funny. Is he happy, sad, in pain. I don’t know, but i don’t need to. It’s just awesome.
haha, honestly, I couldn’t tell you what he’s feeling. I would ASSUME agony. I can’t imagine explosive rainbow diarrhea being anything but painful, especially when there is a pile of random animals, people, and motorcycles flying out a long with it.Now that you mention it though, it does seem like he’s almost crying in joy? if that’s the case.. honestly, I’d rather not think about why he’d find that exciting.
::shivers::
AAAAHHAHAHA i love that he’s crying as all of that comes out his ass! this strip brings knew meaning to the word asshat! …or maybe the same meaning lol
You know, it’s funny that you mention ass hats, I’ve been trying to develop a ass hat joke since I wrote THIS joke the other day. Who knows maybe Friday’s comic will be about ass hats, we’ll see.
Asshat?You’ll get poo in your hair
Rainbow poo?
you could have it be like a russian doll thing. like the hat has hats in his ass and they come out and kill Joseph starting with his ass OR the hats hat asses (meaning they came from his ass) could chop off his head and wear the head as a hat. well, anyway it would all be a dream for the hat and life would go back to normal just like in all cartoons. …just a thought :P
Haha, dude, i think i should just do a comic about those Russian egg things! I think they are funny enough as is. Good call mate, I may have a few good ideas for some future comics. Thanks! :D
I feel about as blown out of the water as that bear looks. Wow. Amazed doesn’t do it for me.I love how this looks like a crazy homosexual fantasy for the hat. The rainbow makes that even better. Man. So awesome…
Your comment made me laugh. I like the imagery of you or any of my readers flying away from my comic by some illogical force and looking back and going… “WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED!?!” or even “WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED TO ME!?!” haha, really, I think that’s what I was going for with this one. Good call!Thanks for the compliment, and the comment it’s appreciated. :D
Haha I’m still just in shock that the day ever came to be… I need a breather…
LMAO :D
haha i love the motorcycle bear!
haha, thanks! Glad you like it.
wat
It is becoming very difficult to stop laughing PLEASE POST A NEW PAGE!
haha, well i posted a little something it between comics, hopefully it will keep your mind off the rainbow.
Since you put the idea of a hammerspace into my mind in the first place, back when the hat first attacked Joseph, I figured you knew a little something about it… maybe a little bit TOO much. I’m not gonna ask how you got in there Joe, but I’m a very open minded gentlemen, so it’s ok.
There is a man, a bear and a pig in this picture.. combine them to make Manbearpig. I think Al Gore would be impressed. (And super cereal) :P
hahahaha, I didn’t notice that! Oh, Gore.
Hat with hammerspace. We need that tech… OR atleast I do for taking over the world.
Yes, imagine all the weapons of mass destruction you could hold in that tiny hat! You could just show up anywhere and unexpectedly take over within moments of arriving! :D