Excusez Moi
And THAT’S how you shut someone the hell up!
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LAWLS - 0062: EXCUSEZ MOI
[ Panel 1 ]
{ TWITCH } :: Cadence’s eye twitches, she’ve obviously had enough. ::
CADENCE: EXCUSE me one moment.
[ Panel 2 ]
{ CRITICAL HIT } :: With a blazing fire, she kicks Corbin into the air. ::
[ Panel 3 ]
CADENCE: Joey, I’m SORRY I yelled at you earlier about hitting him. YOU were right...
[ Panel 4 ]
JOSEPH: Wait… YOU’RE sorry? AND you’re NOT hitting me? NO WAY! Say it AGAIN!
[ Panel 5 ]
:: Cadence lifts up her fists at Joseph. Backing up, he waves his hand in protest to preemptively block her. **CADENCE POV SHOT** ::
JOSEPH: …WITHOUT your fists.
[ Panel 1 ]
{ TWITCH } :: Cadence’s eye twitches, she’ve obviously had enough. ::
CADENCE: EXCUSE me one moment.
[ Panel 2 ]
{ CRITICAL HIT } :: With a blazing fire, she kicks Corbin into the air. ::
[ Panel 3 ]
CADENCE: Joey, I’m SORRY I yelled at you earlier about hitting him. YOU were right...
[ Panel 4 ]
JOSEPH: Wait… YOU’RE sorry? AND you’re NOT hitting me? NO WAY! Say it AGAIN!
[ Panel 5 ]
:: Cadence lifts up her fists at Joseph. Backing up, he waves his hand in protest to preemptively block her. **CADENCE POV SHOT** ::
JOSEPH: …WITHOUT your fists.
I hate when girls say things with there fists!”Why yes that dress does make you look fat……..HOW DOES PUNCHING SAY THANK YOU I’LL GO CHANGE!”
I call it Fist Flirting. I thought guys are the violent ones but… for some reason they always punch and hit guys when they like them. How does THAT work? ::brain explodes::
Must be revenge for all the grade school hair pulling, pinching, and assorted school yard pranks.Oh no…..if that’s what it is i need to start checking my coffee for mud and worms.
I’m on to your games now girls!
You’re lucky if it’s just mud and worms. Look out for rat poison and herpes. If a girl is slipping that stuff in your drinks… you’re in real danger. lol
Nah, we’ll just use a painful excuse for a laxative. Like eye drops. That stuff tears up your stomach.
Wait… really? How the hell do you know that!?!
Some girls are just out to get you and know all kinds of crazy stuff.
There must be some feminine secret society where they learn these things? I MUST find it and TAKE IT DOWN!
That’s a poison. Seriously. Don’t do that. You could kill someone.
Wait, do people really use teardrops as laxatives?! Thats actually a thing!?!?
Potentially fatal, if you use way too much.You don’t wanna know how I know that.And yes, as revenge.
“The More You Know…”I learned sumting todai!
too much of anything is fatal, too much water, oxygen, blood, poison, food, thoughts.To much means its to much
Good point. Regardless, it still feels weird that you could die from thinks like oxygen… even though I know you can. You know what I mean? I think I’m gonna go and OD on some water right now! :D
A kiss with a fist is better than none.
I ALMOST titled the strip that cos i had it in mind while I wrote the script but decided not to so that I didn’t give away the joke. I <3 Florence and the Machine though. :]
Word! This whole strip definitely seems inspired by that song. “A kick in the teeth is good for some//A kiss with a fist is better than none.” =D
Sad thing is.. i wasn’t actually listening to the song when I wrote the strip. Or else i would have thought of the “Kick in the teeth being good for some” part >< opps. Either way, Corbin definitely deserved the kick in the teeth. Maybe she can just reserve the Kisses with the fistes for Joey! :3
haha love it!! So cool how you drew the kick. Also, that Earth video is cute!
That kick was SO fun to draw! I’m super happy with the way it turned out. :3 I’m glad you liked it too! Also, I love that video, the narrators voice a long with the evil parasitic humans running around cracked me up.
haha yeah and the single tear down the moon’s face at the end was the best.If I could get a single panel of L.A.W.L’s framed like I did with A Blue it would totally be that kick
I agree (bout the moon thing).I’ll keep that in mind, maybe one day I’ll do a print with a background like that. I’m starting to develop a pretty unique style with those backgrounds I’ve been doing on LAWLS recently.
PS. any strip on LAWLS is technically available as an 8.5×11 Print… I just never set up the strip print store do them yet. Maybe I should do that soon.
If only this kick were in a front-position point of view…WHERE ARE THE *BLEEPING* 360-ANGLED CAMERAS!?! XD
It’s funny, When i was sketching my preliminary on this one she actually was kicking with the other leg, once i started to detail it out a bit though, i realized there was no way to go about drawing her with out you being able to see up her skirt! SOO, i had to switch lags. lol, I don’t want to start finding reviews about LAWLS on line, where they call me a pervert. >< Seen too many of those about other artists. lol
u could have used the fire to cover everything that would make u a pervert….anyway, where the hell did she learn that kick?
I realized that after i drew in the fire (which was one of the last steps actually). Otherwise I may have kept it in the original position. Oh well! lolI’m actually gonna start talking about back story stuff soon, Joseph and Cadence are gonna “have a talk” some time in the next few strips! The way she fights is one of the topics of interest. :D
Ditto me up on that one.
lol, you would want to be ditto’d up on that, perv. :P
FALCOOON PAAAAAWNCH!!!!Wait, she kicked Corbin….CROW KICK!!!
…. I’m a dork.
Lol, clevah girl! :P
question: what is a dork?
A dork, according to urban dictionary: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dork (Also, i believe it’s a whales penis or something.)
so, im a dork too!
yea thats wat dork technically means (whale penis)a few years ago, there was a big hullabaloo about it being said on television, if i could find the article about it, its been quite a while since that happened, maybe ten years or so, they used to say it all the time on kids shows in the 80’s and early 90’s, until some parents majorly overreacted, about how “dork” being thrown around in these childrens shows was “negatively influencing” and “poisoning” there poor little minds, i thought it was hilarious as hell, the children themselves didnt care at all about the nonsense
lol wow. People sometimes just need to realize that some words have been rendered meaningless over time. Also, that kids don’t really understand the words the way that adults do. I remember when I was little I was around a family once and said “sucks” to me I really didn’t think of it as vulgar… to them i may as well should have said a string of actually bad words! To be frank still barely understand how people can get mad about that. To suck doesn’t only mean putting a penis in your mouth! lol Humans suck on candy, they suck on their fingers when they are little, they suck other things things in their mouths that AREN’T SEXUAL! So in my opinion getting mad over some words is just retarded. ><
Woof. That’s a lot of letters….Honestly, unless you’re at an aquarium or in a marine biology type place, “dork” does not mean a whale winky.And the whole debate on “Sucks” is just another thing that makes me wanna be lazy and ignore the offended…I’m very lazy.
Also, most of my home planet agrees, “Whale-winky” is a funny term.
On my planet it gathers a few laughs as well, at least in my kingdom that is. :D
i wonder where your home planet would be…sooo, are you really a dork, then, rinthia?
You really do love me, Joenis!
Wait…hows that?
The bird is now in mortal peril.I hate that little bastard.
Oh I see, haha, yup. I think I’m making many people’s days by making him be in agony like this! :D
Overkill! But it’s gorgeous. Why can’t Joseph kick ass like that?
Apparently girls have extra genes than guys? Maybe one of them is used to “best” men, such as Cadence being a bad ass fighter.. an Joseph is not?
Also it’s looked down upon for men to hit women.But if some chick’s trying to murder you, by all means, DECK HER AND RUN!
So… you’re saying, If I catch you dripping eye drops in my milk that I’m cleared to knock you in the noggin?
lol, god i love to see her pissed, i especially ove the little eye twitch, really sells how pissed off she is, and how nice of her to grant his wish of wanting to fly again, on the fiery wings of … hate(not a strong enough word)i like that you used her left leg, to do the kick, its quite tastefull, cause even if you covered her up with fire if she was suing the other leg, there still would have been a few people calling you a pervert(not that every guy is not a little bit of one) and there were probly be quite a few people that would have asked for that drawing without the fire
i apologize if the comes accross as me giving you a lecture, or just being a dick, its just i used to read a few other webcomix, that dont exist anymore, because one time the comic had one panel where one of the females wasnt wearing a bra and just hinting at there being nipples and after that the comments exploded daily asking for pornographic images of that character, sorry for sounding like a dick, its just i dont want it to see it happen again to such a great comic, i just dont think you deserve to start getting tons of distasteful comments and emails asking for lewd requestsdont mean to be a dick, just wanted to give you a heads up on what might happen, just seen it happen to many time to talented artists, you being one
So.. I can’t figure out what happened. I just wrote out a really long thoughtful response to what you just said and i hit “post comment” …then my comment was NO WHERE to be found! :(Blerg. Basically what it said was that I didn’t think you were being a dick at all and that I agreed with you. I went into how I felt about sexually oriented comics, when it is and isn’t appropriate. How i have a topless drawing in my other comic, but the reason I did it was to show a tattoo on her back and for character development; showing how she doesn’t find herself pretty enough to even bother wearing a bra cos no one’s really gonna be looking at her, also she’s a slob and doesn’t care what people think. Then I went into talking about how this comic wont have any nudity but sexually driven jokes will be present, which are acceptable to me because we all make jokes here and there about sex. And finally I talked about IF i was to do a comic about that storta stuff (nudity) then I start the comic right off the bat with nudity and sex jokes from page one, so you knew what you were getting into from the get go; I also gave the examples of Curvy and Oglaf… thats like the overall short hand version of what I said.. just with out the same thoughtfulness and clever words. :/
I hate when the internet DOESN’T do what you tell it to! lol
I hope that message made sense, also, thanks for the compliments. :]
oh yea that made total sense to me, ive had the same kind of problems with the internet too, i understood the context of drawing in your other comic, made sense, i got that sense from her that she really didnt care how she looked, made total sense, yea i read Oglaf, its funny too, im all for the sexually driven jokes, god knows my mind is in the gutter, i really enjoyed the two gay betas you had, cadence talked to them and asked everything, and said that she wont help them kill each other for there “love” and joey just tosses them in together, god that was funnyi love how he kindof kills the moment with his disbelief of her apology in the last two panels, that happens a hell of alot in reality
Those gay fish seemed to be very popular in general, which surprised me, they were a fluke. I literally thru them in last minute cos i had this random idea about it, and everyone who’s read this comic has told me they enjoyed them. So I’m glad I went there with that set of jokes. I think my favorite part was near the end when the Red fish battled God and temporarily turned him gay. I crossed my fingers that people wouldn’t hate me for that one. Sometimes i find things funny, and don’t know who will want to murder me for it! lolAlso, i think everyone’s mind lives in a gutter… just not everyone will admit to it! :3
Joseph is sort of the every man, sorta dude. A lot of guys do the same thing… react with out thinking, just sorta do, with out emotional for-thought… at least… that’s what I’m like. lol
It’s super effective!
IT SURE IS!