Blowhole
There has gotta be nothing worse than being face first in the depths of a whales blowhole.
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LAWLS - 0043: BLOWHOLE
[ Panel 1 ]
JOSEPH: GOF DOMMIT! Geft me dah hellf out of HEERRREE!
:: Joseph as he’s struggling to get free from the the whale’s blowhole as Hatticus stands near by. ::
[ Panel 2 ]
:: Hatticus is enjoying the site of Joseph’s discomfort. ::
[ Panel 3 ]
HATTICUS: BWAHAHAHA He’s got you in a BLOWHOLD!
:: Hatticus is pointing at Joseph. ::
[ Panel 4 ]
HATTICUS: It looks like you’ve PACKED your HEAD pretty hahaHARD into that BLOWHOLE! BWHAHAHAHA!!!
:: Hatticus is ecstatically wiggling his hands in front of himself, like an anime school girl. ::
[ Panel 5 ]
HATTICUS: Oh, the HILARITY of THIS situation! HAHA!
:: Joseph swings his hand towards Hatticus. ::
[ Panel 6 ]
HATTICUS: GURK! Okay OKAY! I’ll help you!
:: Joseph attempts to squeeze the life out of Hatticus; he looks as if he’s about to pop like a squished balloon. ::
[ Panel 7 ]
:: Free from Joseph’s grip, Hatticus is on the ground, angry with the minor unpleasantness Joseph just caused him. ::
HATTICUS: YOU ASS! Why don’t you just TICKLE HIS HOLE a bit, bet’cha this beastie will BLOW YOU free then!
[ Panel 1 ]
JOSEPH: GOF DOMMIT! Geft me dah hellf out of HEERRREE!
:: Joseph as he’s struggling to get free from the the whale’s blowhole as Hatticus stands near by. ::
[ Panel 2 ]
:: Hatticus is enjoying the site of Joseph’s discomfort. ::
[ Panel 3 ]
HATTICUS: BWAHAHAHA He’s got you in a BLOWHOLD!
:: Hatticus is pointing at Joseph. ::
[ Panel 4 ]
HATTICUS: It looks like you’ve PACKED your HEAD pretty hahaHARD into that BLOWHOLE! BWHAHAHAHA!!!
:: Hatticus is ecstatically wiggling his hands in front of himself, like an anime school girl. ::
[ Panel 5 ]
HATTICUS: Oh, the HILARITY of THIS situation! HAHA!
:: Joseph swings his hand towards Hatticus. ::
[ Panel 6 ]
HATTICUS: GURK! Okay OKAY! I’ll help you!
:: Joseph attempts to squeeze the life out of Hatticus; he looks as if he’s about to pop like a squished balloon. ::
[ Panel 7 ]
:: Free from Joseph’s grip, Hatticus is on the ground, angry with the minor unpleasantness Joseph just caused him. ::
HATTICUS: YOU ASS! Why don’t you just TICKLE HIS HOLE a bit, bet’cha this beastie will BLOW YOU free then!
Ooooooh I could name a few…
Oh noes… sorta scared to even ask…
8DGood.
::shivers::
Please name them. =3
Oh God, don’t provoke Joe. haha
Inquiring minds want to know!
I love the hat too much. I see a bit of myself in him. =P
lol… that’s both funny… and creepy at the same time.
Does the creepy part happen to be you imagining exactly what part he sees in him?
Exactly! XD
pervert:P…Also, what would that make hammers, the worlds first self defense condom or something? I mean damn, if your condom can wield a knife, there ain’t NO STD’s gonna get past him… also, if your really busy, he’l never go hungry,he could have a crab boil…O.o
Guess its time for Joseph to understand what it feels like to be a hat. Maybe he will start empathizing with Hammers
Lol, there’s a time and place for everything it seems. :]
He said “blow you free!” Hahaha.
And if God said it, it would read “And Thou shalt be blown free!”
Oh hat… So many puns
Only the hat would say so many.
Blows are never free.
Even the ones that seem to be free, come with consequence! LMAO
A WHALE! A real whale! At long last!
lol, ’bout time right?
…and if some jerk ever tells you this comic “blows”, you can tell them, “Yeah, it DOES, dumb@$$!”Whales rule.
haha, word.
Just found this today. I must say, good stuff sir.
Why thank you! I appreciate that. :]
HEHEHEHE He said “tickle his hole”.
How did i KNOW you of all people would giggle at that one. :P
If you’ve ever done a whale watch, and been close to one when it vents, you’ll understand how nasty that would be. Dude is getting a snootful of the smell of rotting seasfood. Blech!