Banzai Attack!
Welp, Joseph is back in the strip! Good for him!
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LAWLS - 0056: BANZAI ATTACK!
[ Panel 1 ]
:: Rudy is standing over Corbin, preparing to eat him… even if he taste like poo and asshole. **LOW ANGLE** ::
CORBIN: DON’T do it man!
RUDY: Bot why?
CORBIN: I have a wife… and hatchlings!
[ Panel 2 ]
CORBIN: …and we have eggs ON THE WAY! Think about THE CHILDREN!
RUDY: Eggs?!?
[ Panel 3 ]
RUDY: Con I makes leetle birdie OMLEETS?
[ Panel 4 ]
JOSEPH: BANZAI!
CORBIN: …dear God!
[ Panel 5 ]
:: Everything goes black. ::
{ CRASH }
{ SQUASH }
[ Panel 1 ]
:: Rudy is standing over Corbin, preparing to eat him… even if he taste like poo and asshole. **LOW ANGLE** ::
CORBIN: DON’T do it man!
RUDY: Bot why?
CORBIN: I have a wife… and hatchlings!
[ Panel 2 ]
CORBIN: …and we have eggs ON THE WAY! Think about THE CHILDREN!
RUDY: Eggs?!?
[ Panel 3 ]
RUDY: Con I makes leetle birdie OMLEETS?
[ Panel 4 ]
JOSEPH: BANZAI!
CORBIN: …dear God!
[ Panel 5 ]
:: Everything goes black. ::
{ CRASH }
{ SQUASH }
woooo!!!! Madison is gonna be so stoked to here we won!
Ah, so it it was a team effort then!?!? WELL THEN!!!! I DEMAND YOU TWO RIP THE POSTER IN HALF WHEN YOU RECEIVE IT AND SHARE IT EQUALLY!ps. e-mail me your address and if you or Madison have a site with art work or something that you’d like me to link to so I can write a little blog about it later. :3 Thanks for the submission. It was throughly funny, even my lady friend laughed.
I guess he had plenty of time on the way down to think of what to say.
Banzai, is the obvious exclamation to shout as your about to land on an unsuspecting crowd out of no where. :3
Now wait a minute, I must disagree with that notion. For me its a close race between “BANZAI!!” and “SNEAK ATTACK!!!” whenever I find myself falling from great heights.
Personally, I feel like if you say “Sneak Attack,” the victim knows that they are about to be hit. If you just shout “BANZAI,” i may confuse them if they don’t know meaning, and startle them. With “Sneak attack,” their last thought will be something like “Oh shit… I’ve just been snuck up on” but with “Banzai” their only thoughts would be something like “Bwwaaahh?” SMASHED! I’d rather my victim be clueless as they die. :3
If there is an afterlife, than I want to die in this manner. Just for the opportunity for my first words after death would be along the lines of “WTF.”
I’m gonna go out on a limb here, but are you by chance a “Dead Like Me” fan then? One of my favorite parts in that whole show was that section where they had to file peoples last thoughts! Question is then, would your thought be filed under acronyms because you said “WTF” or profanity cos u said “WHAT THE FUCK?”?
Yes, I am a fan of “Dead Like Me” (if you are too then I suggest checking out a show called “Reaper”), and it would be under profanity because while it would start with WTF it would end with a far more colorful selection of words.
Lol, NICE!What station was Reaper on?
Sadly it is a canceled show :( but they still may show reruns on CW
I’ll look into it. :]
AHaha, I forgot he was still falling out of the sky XD!
I was sorta hoping it may slip peoples mind by now, makes you think for a second about what exactly happened to him. Poor Joseph. lol
Gravity sure took its freakin’ time. Though I suppose Joseph had to reenter Earth’s(?) atmosphere.OH NO! What’s Joseph going to do now that he’s in range of Cadence and her anti-pog influence?!
I figure if the events have been parallel, that in the time that Joseph got swiped away by God, and blown by the whale that this would be about the same time that Cadence could have dealt with the poo incident and the genocidal dinner? Maybe not… if I had waited any longer to bring Joseph back, then gravity would have been at a stand still though! haha…And so beginning Drama-Fest 2010. :P
For the most part, I hate physics. You can make Joseph touch down whenever he wants.Let Drama-Fest 2010 commence.
DUN DUN DUN!
There are too many funny things going on at once in this strip.
It’s definitely a strip you have to look over more than once to see the layers of humor and stuff. :3
Noooo Rudy! and weird guy!! I hope neither of them are hurt!
If any one is hurt, I’m SURE it’s Corbin.. being stuck at the bottom of this dog pile, his prognosis is bad.
Maybe he’s dead.
MAYBE! lol
I hope he comes back as a ghost. My strong and irrational hate is only towards a living corbin, a dead haunty one might be intriguing.
That it’s interesting, so, what ur saying is you have a thing for the dead then? :P
why that smile? necrophilia is bad!(for whos watching)
Psh, is by bad… you mean AWESOME!lol… jk… BARF
dude, ur going to need some lube if u want to fuck with the dead.
eeeeeeeewwwwwww
Dude consider yourself bookmarked! I Came over to check your site after you helped Scott and laughed out loud (in front of the entire computer lab I might add) Great art, hilarious characters and random nonsenical awesome!
Awesome! Glad to hear you like the comic and that you may have embarrassed yourself by laughing at it out loud in the middle of class. :]I hope I was able to fix everything over at Scott’s sites… that was a mess.
there is still some poo on joseph’s head.dude u gotta clean that shit.
lol, there is also the go on his shoulder still, it’s just sorta hard to make out because of how dark it is.
BIRD PUDDING! -Eats some- Yuck! Corbin, you taste gross.
Even if it WASN’T Corbin… I think I’d stay away from something called “Bird Pudding” lol ick.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHMAKEWAYFORWILLIE!>WUMP!<
Ah said, "Make way for Willie!"
lol
Sometimes when i read Rudy i feel retarded. sad face
We all do sometimes… don’t worry too much; he has that effect.
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