Attack of the Munchies
It’s quite shocking how terrifying Rudy’s hunger can be.
↓ Transcript
LAWLS - 0041: ATTACK OF THE MUNCHIES
[ Panel 1]
CADENCE: RUDY! How many times must I tell you NOT to play ZOMBIE HOLOCAUST with your food!?!
[ Panel 2 ]
BLUE BEAN: GAAAAHHHH!
:: A bloodied arm stretched out from a white body of fur **EXTREME CLOSE-UP** ::
[ Panel 3 ]
:: Rudy is standing blankly staring up at Cadence. He’s squeezing one bean in his hand as blood squirts out from it and another bean in his mouth is shrieking in anguish. **ZOOMS OUT - MEDIUM SHOT** ::
BLUE BEAN: DEAR GOD!
[ Panel 4 ]
BLUE BEAN: THE AGONY!
:: **CLOSE-UP** ::
[ Panel 5 ]
:: Rudy opens his mouth and the blue beans severed body falls to the floor. **MEDIUM SHOT** ::
{ BLECH }
BLUE BEAN: AHHH!
[ Panel 6 ]
RUDY: …But der so much MORE NOMMIE when der all SCUREDY like dis!
BLUE BEAN: KILL ME Pplleeeaassee!!
:: The absolute mayhem that Rudy has caused can be seen in the background. Blue Beans are running away from the devastation but the blood soaked floor and blazing fires are all just fun and games for this unassuming creature. ::
[ Panel 1]
CADENCE: RUDY! How many times must I tell you NOT to play ZOMBIE HOLOCAUST with your food!?!
[ Panel 2 ]
BLUE BEAN: GAAAAHHHH!
:: A bloodied arm stretched out from a white body of fur **EXTREME CLOSE-UP** ::
[ Panel 3 ]
:: Rudy is standing blankly staring up at Cadence. He’s squeezing one bean in his hand as blood squirts out from it and another bean in his mouth is shrieking in anguish. **ZOOMS OUT - MEDIUM SHOT** ::
BLUE BEAN: DEAR GOD!
[ Panel 4 ]
BLUE BEAN: THE AGONY!
:: **CLOSE-UP** ::
[ Panel 5 ]
:: Rudy opens his mouth and the blue beans severed body falls to the floor. **MEDIUM SHOT** ::
{ BLECH }
BLUE BEAN: AHHH!
[ Panel 6 ]
RUDY: …But der so much MORE NOMMIE when der all SCUREDY like dis!
BLUE BEAN: KILL ME Pplleeeaassee!!
:: The absolute mayhem that Rudy has caused can be seen in the background. Blue Beans are running away from the devastation but the blood soaked floor and blazing fires are all just fun and games for this unassuming creature. ::
Hahahaha. This must be a guilty pleasure for everyone. Ever.
Lol, what’s a guilty pleasure? Zombies or eating cute things? My guilty pleasure is DEFINITELY to eat cute things. :3
Nooo, pretending to be a monster while you’re eating. =PI suppose eating cute things as well. =3
Ah yes, me too! It’s also fun to try to drown your food in soup or in you beverage. Pretend like you “tried” to save them, but it was just too late…
Maybe one reason our parents should have sent us to psychologists when we were kiddies.Also, YAY, you used the Storm Trooper I sent you. =D
Nah, if i would have gone to a psychologist as a kid, i might have turned out normal… which means I may have never started this comic. SOOO I think it’s a good thing i didn’t? :P
Probably. And I probably wouldn’t laugh as much as I do. Sooo, I guess this might have it’s hidden fortunes. :P
Rudy is retardorable.
Lol, exactly! And thatttssss why I love him. :]
LOL!!!That’s just wonderful xD
Isn’t it? Death, Destruction, Zombies… Munchies… Put them together and you’ve got a great time in store for you. haha
Tis definitely a wonderful time for me :3
Good to know! :D….
::backs away::
I totally do the same thing with gummi-bears and animal crackers =D
LOL When i read that, for some reason the first thought that I had was, “Man, that would be a pretty epic battle! Gummy Bears vs. Animal Crackers! The Crackers got their hard bodies to defend themselves with but the elasticity of the gummy bear must allow for some powerful offense as well!”…then i realized that you meant, you terrorize your food like good ol’ Rudy here and laughed again. haha
Ah man that would be an epic battle, but I gotta say I`m definitely seeing the gummi-bears and animal crackers teaming up to take down Rudy.
Providing there is enough of them, they may be able to take him down. As long as their battle tactics are well arranged that is.. when it comes to catching food, Rudy can be rather smart! In other areas…not so much. lol
this webcomic keeps getting better and better. I like how well you did the no dialogue last comic and then how well you did the having dialogue this comic. kudos buddy. And I agree with everyone else haha. I totally do the whole being a monster while I eat my food thing all the time. Its a blast
Aw, thanks man, I really appreciate you saying that! I’m glad that its apparent that I’m getting better and that I’m actually being able to entertain people with my weird thoughts. :]Do you really? What’s your favorite type food eating role play, then? Zombie Holocaust, Attack of the killer tongue or fist beast? Or is there even more I’m not aware of?
Haha the main one I can remember was eating gummi bears while pretending I was Russian KGB torturing him for answers!Vhat are teh cozes?!!?
Man… if you actually knew what Russian KGB were when you were little… I’m impressed. I just thought “me bad guy…YOU DEAD”. :P
haha well by little I was thinking like middle school/early high school. I was a very imaginative child
Just admit it, it was last week, wasn’t it?
lol. damn you caught me :P
There’s nothing to be ashamed of, at least you’re not role paying that the other way… where you’re pretending the prisoner was food you were playing with. That would be rather twisted.
Yes, it’s just so… yes.
Yay, for yes! :D
Those guts just look like he skinned a few of them for fun. Little bit of a Sadist, eh?
Lol he probably did, I can see their skin being tough and dirty, who’d want to eat that crap?
Oh my god! Did he just drain them of their weird berry juices? They’re so limp as hats…
Lol! YES! Berry juice, yyyuumm..
Deliciousness! “Terrified” Berry juices… All dribbling down the side of your mouth after you’ve sucked out their life juices…. Yum~! <3
Well, he’s no more sadistic than your average housecat. They torture their prey, too.
Maybe Rudy is part housecat? He’s definitely a mutated something or other.
Hmmm…judging by his grammar he might still be too smart for a cat.Not that my grammar’s anything to scream about…
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