A Boy and His Hat
This post is EPIC, there was no way I could do this as a typical single strip.
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LAWLS - 0022: A BOY AND HIS HAT
[ Panel 1 ]
CREEPER VOICE: It’s time...
:: Pitch black, creepy voice speaking. ::
[ Panel 2 ]
CREEPER VOICE: for you…
:: Still black. ::
[ Panel 3 ]
CREEPER VOICE: to wake up…
:: Joseph begins to open his eyes and in his blurred vision he sees some mysterious shape right in front of his face. ::
[ Panel 4 ]
:: The hat appears to be alive and welding a small knife. ::
HATTICUS: …AND DIE!
[ Panel 5 ]
JOSEPH: WHAT THE FUCK?
:: Joseph looks perturbed as Hatticus stands over him. **HIGH ANGLE** ::
[ Panel 6 ]
:: Joseph slaps Hatticus away as Hatticus cuts a small incision into Joseph’s thumb. Joseph’s arm partially covers the gutters for the next 3 panels. ::
[ Panel 7 ]
:: Hatticus skids back gaining his grounding, blood is dripping from his blade and he looks pissed. **HIGH ANGLE** ::
[ Panel 8 ]
JOSEPH: You’ve gotta be kidding me… another battle with a POINTLESS creature?
HATTICUS: I’ve been placed up enough HAIRS of FILTH boy!
HATTICUS: …And I will no longer be your HEAD SLAVE!
:: Joseph is getting up and preparing to fight Hatticus. ::
|— NARRATOR: EPIC CLIFFHANGER! [ To be continued sometime soon ] —|
[ Panel 1 ]
CREEPER VOICE: It’s time...
:: Pitch black, creepy voice speaking. ::
[ Panel 2 ]
CREEPER VOICE: for you…
:: Still black. ::
[ Panel 3 ]
CREEPER VOICE: to wake up…
:: Joseph begins to open his eyes and in his blurred vision he sees some mysterious shape right in front of his face. ::
[ Panel 4 ]
:: The hat appears to be alive and welding a small knife. ::
HATTICUS: …AND DIE!
[ Panel 5 ]
JOSEPH: WHAT THE FUCK?
:: Joseph looks perturbed as Hatticus stands over him. **HIGH ANGLE** ::
[ Panel 6 ]
:: Joseph slaps Hatticus away as Hatticus cuts a small incision into Joseph’s thumb. Joseph’s arm partially covers the gutters for the next 3 panels. ::
[ Panel 7 ]
:: Hatticus skids back gaining his grounding, blood is dripping from his blade and he looks pissed. **HIGH ANGLE** ::
[ Panel 8 ]
JOSEPH: You’ve gotta be kidding me… another battle with a POINTLESS creature?
HATTICUS: I’ve been placed up enough HAIRS of FILTH boy!
HATTICUS: …And I will no longer be your HEAD SLAVE!
:: Joseph is getting up and preparing to fight Hatticus. ::
|— NARRATOR: EPIC CLIFFHANGER! [ To be continued sometime soon ] —|
WHOOO!!!! GO HAT!!!!!Best LAWLS evar!
haha i figured YOU’d love this one. :P
This just might be one of my favorites. I want a killer hat!!
At the moment, because of how epic it is, and because its a double strip, it is also my favorite. :]
Where the fuck did it get a tiny sword?
The hat is sorta like Felix the Cats bag… he stores many things inside of him.. including arms, legs and teeth. I’m actually more surprised you didn’t ask where THOSE came from! lol
Fucking hammerspace.
LMAO! Maybe that’s what i should name the hat! That’s fantastic.
Way to make it more epic than Ablue, lol.
I know right? If i could start ABlue over I’d probably start it out cold, with action. The things you learn… after the fact huh? :P
Love the paneling!! and the hat is back!! yay!! I was hoping he’d be back!
Ppsh, of course he’s back. You THINK that the Joseph or Cadence are actually the story main characters… but in reality its the hat. How could you not see this before!?!
the hats pose in the lower left panel is Awesome!
Why thank you! I think it’s rather funny that you added a link back in response to me always putting links. :] That was a pretty extreme pose.. and that pant tear.. dear god…
i tyhink im gonna hurl because of ur link jimidean
…. I now want that hat. I will make it submit. >:}
With a pog slingshot perhaps?…after I read your response… I’m considering seeing if I’d be able to make an evil hat plushie.. that could be fun. :]
DO IT! DO IT! DOOOO IT!!!
Looked into it.. I think making one would be plausible. I’ll see what I can do and maybe put one up for sale in the next few weeks (if i can succeed in such a task).
There should be a toy of the hate o.0
He just might have to! I’m trying to figure out if I could potentially make a plushie of him or not. We’ll have to see though.
*hat* sorry lol
A hat monster, thats awesome. Like I said on Ablue, amazed at your work every time I visit.
Why thank you sir, you comments bring great joy to my heart…. well that would be the case if I hadn’t fed my heart to a squirrel the other day.. but you know what I’m saying, It’s appreciated. :]
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