Text Flex
If anyone has “emojis” installed on their phones, you’ll know what emoji this joke is about. I love throwing in the flex at the end of sentences, even if they don’t initially sound douchey… the text always becomes so with it at the end.
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ALT - 0042: TEXT FLEX
[ Panel 1 ]
|— iPhone text conversation w/ Douche Bro. Cadence has 3 bars of 8=D service. Her keyboard spells out words like WART, YAOI, and SEX. —|
DOUCHE BRO: YO. U WANNA GO 2 DINNER? MY TREAT :: Fist Pump Emoji ::
CADENCE: Sure! Can we go to that new French restaurant?
DOUCHE BRO: GURL WE CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT :: Fist Pump Emoji ::
[ Panel 2 ]
AUTUMN: WHY does he keep typing flexes for punctuation?
CADENCE: He thinks “texting is girly,” probably feels like it MANS up his replies.
*he says periods are for girls*
[ Panel 3 ]
AUTUMN: Here… let me reply.
:: Autumn, playfully steals Cadence’s phone and is extremely excited to text Douche Bro what’s on her mind. ::
[ Panel 4 ]
|— iMessage from Cadence’s Phone —|
Sounds great :: Fist Pump Emoji :: Let’s meet around 8 :: Fist Pump Emoji :: (You know, the number 6 inches bigger than your dick :: Fist Pump Emoji ::)
[ Panel 5 ]
{ DING! }
:: Douche Bro has been out douched. ::
[ Panel 1 ]
|— iPhone text conversation w/ Douche Bro. Cadence has 3 bars of 8=D service. Her keyboard spells out words like WART, YAOI, and SEX. —|
DOUCHE BRO: YO. U WANNA GO 2 DINNER? MY TREAT :: Fist Pump Emoji ::
CADENCE: Sure! Can we go to that new French restaurant?
DOUCHE BRO: GURL WE CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT :: Fist Pump Emoji ::
[ Panel 2 ]
AUTUMN: WHY does he keep typing flexes for punctuation?
CADENCE: He thinks “texting is girly,” probably feels like it MANS up his replies.
*he says periods are for girls*
[ Panel 3 ]
AUTUMN: Here… let me reply.
:: Autumn, playfully steals Cadence’s phone and is extremely excited to text Douche Bro what’s on her mind. ::
[ Panel 4 ]
|— iMessage from Cadence’s Phone —|
Sounds great :: Fist Pump Emoji :: Let’s meet around 8 :: Fist Pump Emoji :: (You know, the number 6 inches bigger than your dick :: Fist Pump Emoji ::)
[ Panel 5 ]
{ DING! }
:: Douche Bro has been out douched. ::
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