Leave it to Autumn to let her mind go on that track.

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[ Panel 1 ]
DOUCHE BRO: That movie was ok, I guess. If I wrote a fantasy story it would be MUCH better…
Full of awesome magic bear fights, troll orgies, and demonic three-titted goblins with axes!
:: Cadence looks disappoint in her recent choice of manly companionship. ::

[ Panel 2 ]
AUTUMN: If you’re not into this guy WHY do you keep going out with him?
CADENCE: I just like a guy who has a sense of adventure and loves to--

[ Panel 3 ]
AUTUMN: Desecrate your hallowed grounds?
:: Cadence is a bit mortified by Autumn’s euphemism for getting down and dirty. ::