Douche Bro, is a real douche.

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ALT - 0043: KEEP ON TRUCKIN’

[ Panel 1 ]
CADENCE: Ok… HOW are we supposed get into your truck?
DOUCHE BRO: Girl, it doesn’t matter HOW you get in…
:: They stand in front of a huge lifted red truck with flames and douche dirt all over it. ::

[ Panel 2 ]
DOUCHE BRO: …just that you EARN your way in.

[ Panel 3 ]
AUTUMN: So, how was your date?
CADENCE: Let’s just say.. I’m pretty positive he’s got a REALLY small penis.