He’s just excited that the movie was freakin’ awesome Cadence! Geeze, give him a break. Imagine if the movie ended with a bunch of fist bumps! Best movi– no that would be terrible.

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[ Panel 1 ]
DOUCHE BRO NARRATION: And then Thor was all like “Come at me BRO!” It was totally sick!
:: Thor and Loki are face to face ready for the bropocalypse. ::

[ Panel 2 ]
DOUCHE BRO NARRATION: …and if the movie didn’t give you a BRONER yet, once it was all over, everyone congratulated each other with an EPIC FIST BUMP!
:: The Avengers assemble once again to fist pound each other. ::

[ Panel 3 ]
CADENCE: OK… this date’s over. Take me home.
DOUCHE BRO: …but, fist bump?
:: Douche Bro holds his fist out, waiting for a bump from his date. She’s completely unimpressed by his broish behavior. ::