Don’t drink the floaties.
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ALT - 0026: FLOATIES
[ Panel 1 ]
JOSEPH: Gross…
Why are there ALWAYS floaties in my iced coffee when I put soy milk in it?
:: Joseph is kneel in front of a cup of iced coffee, made with Oh Boy Soy! ::
CADENCE: You probably just don’t shake the soy milk well. I wouldn’t worry about it.
[ Panel 2 ]
JOSEPH: Are you SURE? You can’t really trust a floatie--
CADENCE: They’re FINE! Just drink it.
:: Cadence disapprovingly walks away as Joseph lifts his glass to further inspect it’s contents. ::
[ Panel 3 ]
THUG FLOATIE: We’ll give you one of those diseases you see on the news, son.
:: At a closer look, the floaties have evil and rugged faces; they’ve seen some shit, and they are ready to wreck some intensities. ::
[ Panel 4 ]
:: Startled by this, Joseph drops the glass of coffee.::
[ Panel 1 ]
JOSEPH: Gross…
Why are there ALWAYS floaties in my iced coffee when I put soy milk in it?
:: Joseph is kneel in front of a cup of iced coffee, made with Oh Boy Soy! ::
CADENCE: You probably just don’t shake the soy milk well. I wouldn’t worry about it.
[ Panel 2 ]
JOSEPH: Are you SURE? You can’t really trust a floatie--
CADENCE: They’re FINE! Just drink it.
:: Cadence disapprovingly walks away as Joseph lifts his glass to further inspect it’s contents. ::
[ Panel 3 ]
THUG FLOATIE: We’ll give you one of those diseases you see on the news, son.
:: At a closer look, the floaties have evil and rugged faces; they’ve seen some shit, and they are ready to wreck some intensities. ::
[ Panel 4 ]
:: Startled by this, Joseph drops the glass of coffee.::
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