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A visionary or dreamer.

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[ Panel 1 ]
PARTY GENTLEMAN: Cheers to a VISIONARY, and our good friend, Sir Rick “Eyestick” Jonasson.
:: A well dressed man is holding up a drink to remember his dear friend he is accompanied by a lush of a woman and the bartender serving up more drinks to these two drunkards. ::

[ Panel 2 ]
PARTY GENTLEMAN: For the inventions that were later named after him, regardless if they were later proven useless to science and humanity itself. He will always be remembered as a DREAMER.
:: A man holds ruler to his eyeball measuring nothing what-so-ever. ::

[ Panel 3 ]
PARTY GENTLEMAN: May he rest in peace.
:: A framed photograph of this pointless inventor, who created needless thing based on his visions is the only lasting memorial to his overall fruitlessness. ::