Fanfaronade
fan·far·o·nade \fan-fer-uh-neyd\
noun
1. Bragging or blustering manner or behavior.
2. A fanfare.
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WOI - 0001: FANFARONADE
[ Panel 1 ]
UMBRELLA MAN: It really is QUITE LARGE. In fact, it’s probably one of the LARGEST you’ve ever seen, isn’t it?
THESPIAN: Admittedly, I have not seen many in my day. It is quite big… but I must say you’re making TOO BIG a deal about it.
[ Panel 2 ]
UMBRELLA MAN: BALDERDASH! You ADMIRE IT and you know it. It has to be on of the most MAGNIFICENT COCKS you’ve ever seen!
THESPIAN: Sir, that is GHASTLY INAPPROPRIATE! I’d appreciate it if you’d not say such things about your chicken.
[ Panel 3 ]
UMBRELLA MAN: It is more than a MERE chicken, sir!
It’s the KING OF COCKS! You will hear tale of it one day!
:: It appears the “cock” the bragging Umbrella Man was speaking so highly of, is in fact, a huge, giant chicken. ::
CHICKEN: BACAAK!
[ Panel 1 ]
UMBRELLA MAN: It really is QUITE LARGE. In fact, it’s probably one of the LARGEST you’ve ever seen, isn’t it?
THESPIAN: Admittedly, I have not seen many in my day. It is quite big… but I must say you’re making TOO BIG a deal about it.
[ Panel 2 ]
UMBRELLA MAN: BALDERDASH! You ADMIRE IT and you know it. It has to be on of the most MAGNIFICENT COCKS you’ve ever seen!
THESPIAN: Sir, that is GHASTLY INAPPROPRIATE! I’d appreciate it if you’d not say such things about your chicken.
[ Panel 3 ]
UMBRELLA MAN: It is more than a MERE chicken, sir!
It’s the KING OF COCKS! You will hear tale of it one day!
:: It appears the “cock” the bragging Umbrella Man was speaking so highly of, is in fact, a huge, giant chicken. ::
CHICKEN: BACAAK!
he’s the king of the cocks!!!
I wonder what sort of legends will be told about him in the generations to come. A king of that magnitude, must have quite the tale to tell.
I hope none of them have anything to do with spitting…
Dear god! I hope not as well. D:
I totally thought they were talking about the umbrella at first! Ha!
:3
i did too….it was the only thing in the panel that was slightly phallic looking.
When I started this joke I was really only gonna make reference to the chicken… but as I started writing it, I realized a pile of funny elements about its such as the umbrella, so I arranged it to make it work that way. I’m glad it worked out so well. XD
Well… There are plenty of puns and I’m just stuck for words.
Haha, glad… I guess? :]
Rinthia, you of all the people/aliens to be stuck for words, that suprises me -.~ (thats me raising an eyebrow)i was sure that you would have had something hilarious to say
I am preatty sure you have experimented on me once ortwice while i sleep, especial since that smiley drill was implanted in my vertebrate my popcorn has never tasted the same D;
Sometimes the best times to stay silent are the times when you have a LOT of things to say.’Sides, I’m still experimenting on you all.
There is nothing creepier than saying nothing. That’s what I say.
i wonder what sorts of experiments you make…(perv face)
so now im wondering if there are some experiments that have happened to me and i cant remember(have had quite a few weekends like that) ;)Im not gonna wake up one day with a tracking device or something am i?
I agree about staying silent some of the time
now i hate you for being late.
lol, you’ll be glad. Trust me, i stayed up all night working on it and I’m still not done, but it looks fantastic! :]
it is more than a mere chicken indeed. If i had that cock i would walk him through the streets of every place i have ever been”You got a problem with me, take it up with my cock(then have the king cock kill the peasant)”
I love this, i love this filler, its kindof just like Scotts type of fillers, yours is a little more funny than his though
“Fanfaronade???” ummm… what does that mean, its funny any way i read it but would like to know how its intended
fanfaronade (fnfr–nd, -nd)n.1. Bragging or blustering manner or behavior.2. A fanfare
Glad you liked it. :] I had fun doing it, it really was more of a relaxing exercise that stressful work (which LAWLS can sometimes be). I hope to be doing more of these soon.
oh damn, im an idiot, i read that all wrong >.< i was coming up with your making like lemonade with fans or somethingwhatever helps you work out your stress i say do it, unless you know its killing or pillaging, unless your drawing that then have fun with it
i actually think that you and scott(If you guys had the time) could combine your fillers together on a seperate site or watever and do that, i love word puns, im not that good at making them thoughperverted comments having nothing to do with anything i can do though
When I first read the word I was thinking about lemonade as well. :]I’ll let’cha in on a bit of a secret. I’m already planning on doing another comic, something like these fillers. A mix of hand drawings, clipart, pictures, etc. just to work on coming up with jokes for the sake of a joke. Especially since LAWLS has MAJORLY taken a turn towards start driven. :D Obviously though, I’ll will artistically be simple like this though, so that it doesn’t take away from me doing this comic and ABlue when I get back to that. :]
you learn at least one new thing a dayooh, i cant wait to see what you have up your sleeve for that, have you thought of a name for that? hey then you will have the same number of comics as Scott
Well i for one like how LAWLS is going, i love the artistically awesome adventure that you are telling, and Josephs interactions with women really remind me of a few ex-gfs that i had/have. stalkers arent always fun(not the crazy ones at least)
A lot of simple stuff is the funniestexcept for those “Your Mom” jokes, that joke, if i had my way would be wearing cement shoes and dropped off a boat in the middle of the ocean in a shark infested area, while drenched in buckets of chum (i seriously hate those jokes if you cant tell)
I do, but that part is a secret. ^_~ It’s gonna have a pretty irregular post schedule at first… but hopefully it will work itself out. I realized that I’ll be ALMOST as crazy as Scott.. but that fool is talking about starting a FOURTH comic. >
I agree. Plus they don’t require a huge backing story to make sense either. It’s really just a one shot, u like it or you don’t right in the moment sorta thing. So its fun to write too.
That’s quite a pecker he’s got. I bet he gets all the pussy (meow) and ass (hee-haw) he can handle. Using a cock as a filler is a great idea. Innuendo? In your end oh! (I’ll stop now)
Haha, now you make me want to look for Donkey and cat clip art for future fillers! XD
There was a time when I was younger, where I’d bring up the word ‘Cock’ in class because everyone didn’t know it also meant chicken.And yes, it did get me in trouble. It only took me a year later to figure out its second meaning…
Haha that’s funny! How did you even learn the word in the first place then?
My grandfather lived in the country on a farm. I had visited him one time, and learned about farm/animal care related stuffs.Apparently, he didn’t call his poultry live-stock; chicken. … So, yeah :/.
But hey, I was a kid back then. I thought it was the right thing to say :D.
Did they ever cut a chickens head off in front of you? I heard that’s traumatizing.
lol, no @[email protected], I asked my dad the same question; not a chicken, but my grandfather forced my dad to behead a pig. He said it was the scariest thing he’d ever done. Even more frighting, it was the same pig they prepared as cooked ham…. He never told me if he scarfed any of it, lol.
Besides, I prefer to see meat products packaged in containers in a super market, not decapitated and gutted in front of my eyes. Its bad enough PETA is putting slaughterhouse all over youtube for all to see DX! I must have been a vegetarian, like 12 times…
the chicken sometimes runs around, but from what im told, they hand the body up after to let it drain, something about if they dont do that the blood gets into the meat or something weird like thatI dont get why PETA does that, if people are going to eat something they like, showing them how its killed or cooked doesnt make them stop PETA treats people worse than the people treat those animals, doesnt make sense to me
Ive been tempted to look up a chicken beheading video on Youtube… but at the same time.. I’m scared that it will traumatize me. My mom said when she was little they’d do that on the farm she lived on and it scared her when she was little. Who knows if it would bother her now though.
sacary? good part of my family members are farmers. i am a city guy, i really hate the idea of living in a farm. last time i went to a farm they did beheaded the chiken in front of me and my sister. she didnt looked traumatized even though she was very little, like 6 years (i cant tell for sure if it did traumatize her or not though). its not a pretty view, but it wasnt frightening.
such a magnificent cock i have never laid eyes upon before.just imagine the nuggets that lies beneath that magnificent beast of burdon
I won’t often talk about how great a cock looks, but this is one of those RARE times. …but idk if I can go as far as talking about how good it would taste, just not my thing. ^_~