You Ain’t No Mummy
Sometimes, you just gotta learn when to STOP talking.
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LAWLS - 0054: YOU AIN’T NO MUMMY
[ Panel 1 ]
CADENCE: ICK! Corby, you’re more like a mummified poop stick right now, than a crow.
:: She is unwrapping his bandages. ::
[ Panel 2 ]
CORBIN: I’ll mummify a stick right up your pooper if you don’t get me out of this filth soon woman!
:: Corbin is covered in poop. **BIRD’S-EYE VIEW** ::
[ Panel 3 ]
CADENCE: AARRG CCOORRBBIIINN!!!
[ Panel 4 ]
CORBIN: Yes? What is it?
[ Panel 5 ]
CADENCE: How does flying again sound to you? …good?
:: Cadence is smirking with a semi-evil grin. **EXTREME CLOSE-UP** ::
[ Panel 6 ]
CORBIN: ACTUALLY, that sounds quite SMASHING really! Now that you mention it… That would MAKE my day! I would EVEN REWARD your insolence with gre…
[ Panel 7 ]
CORBIN: SSQQQQUUUAAAWWWW!
:: She throws his ass away. ::
[ Panel 1 ]
CADENCE: ICK! Corby, you’re more like a mummified poop stick right now, than a crow.
:: She is unwrapping his bandages. ::
[ Panel 2 ]
CORBIN: I’ll mummify a stick right up your pooper if you don’t get me out of this filth soon woman!
:: Corbin is covered in poop. **BIRD’S-EYE VIEW** ::
[ Panel 3 ]
CADENCE: AARRG CCOORRBBIIINN!!!
[ Panel 4 ]
CORBIN: Yes? What is it?
[ Panel 5 ]
CADENCE: How does flying again sound to you? …good?
:: Cadence is smirking with a semi-evil grin. **EXTREME CLOSE-UP** ::
[ Panel 6 ]
CORBIN: ACTUALLY, that sounds quite SMASHING really! Now that you mention it… That would MAKE my day! I would EVEN REWARD your insolence with gre…
[ Panel 7 ]
CORBIN: SSQQQQUUUAAAWWWW!
:: She throws his ass away. ::
I know it sounds sarcastic, but that’s a pretty epic last panel. Something tells me you had fun making that one.
Don’t worry bout it, didn’t come across sarcastic at all! :]That panel was both challenging and fun. It took me a while to do, but I’m pleased with the outcome, especially the background!
Thanks for taking the time to comment, comments are always appreciated round these parts. :D
I know, but I wanted it to be one of those really classy comments where the reader will think, “I say, that person sounds delightful and intelligent!”Anyway, I think that it shows you’re refining your artwork/skills. Cadence’s throwing motion in the panel looks great. The background too.
Well, I do say, good Sir, your comment was quite delightful to read and definitely that of refined intelligence! If other readers say other wise, i will pull the glove from my hand, and teach them proper etiquette!In all seriousness though, I really do appreciate the kind words, I’m flattered. Comments like these, fuel me to keep trying to get better. I’m glad the quality of my work is noticeably getting better and that you and others are liking it. ROCK ON For being an awesome reader! ::bro-fist::
:]
i say ghost in gears wasnt delightful to read and definitely not that of refined intelligence.NOW I DARE U TO INTERNETLY GLOVE SLAP MAH FACE!!!!
btw, i was joking about the delightfullness and stuff, since im not north american and all im the last person to rate that…
::SMACK::
aw shit!*takes a heavy machine gun out of my magical pocket of infinity*DDDIIIIIEEEEEEEE MOTHERF*CKER!!!!!!
::Stand and takes the bullet to the face::…arrgg… you got me… now… i…can’t….draw comics!
AW SH*T!! WHAT HAVE I DONE??now i gotta fix this!!*uses an ygdrasil(marijuana) leaf on joenis (u guys did play ragnarok, right?)*ok, now get back to making comics or i shall make u feel the pain of death many times!!!
That’s what we get for being North American scum, I guess.
At f*king last! o/I loke crows, but this is a realy annoying one!
He DEFINITELY had it comin’ to him; that’s what you get for being an annoy bastard like Corbin, tossed aside like trash. hahaI took like crows, they are probably in my top 5 favorite animals; but i will admit, they are rather snobby off putting animals, dontcha think?
Yeah, fuck you, Corbin!
Haha, i just imagined you on the sidelines behind a rock cheering Cadence on with a very prideful grin on your face! “THAT’LL SHOW EM!”
Psh, I’d be throwin’ rocks.
lol, that works too!
I hope he’s dead.
haha really? i thought you were a fan of Corbin? Or was that JUST the hat?
I HATE Corbin and want him to die a slow and painful death.
No promises.. but I’ll see what i can do to make that happen. :P
Oh the Corbin Skully-Armor doll should be cleaned before handling… For purely cautionary purposes of course…
What, you’re not a fan of monster poop!?! lol
Also! -Snatches the flying skully bit that was previously on Corbin’s wrapping-MIIIIIIIIINE! :D
Drats! I was gonna save that one for myself! …well since you are the skull victor, what will you do with it? Display it as fair warning to all other beasts that you may be prone to taking skulls… or simply make a necklace of it?
I shall do both! The pendant is fair advance warning. If that warning is ignored, pliers will be used! :D
Fair enough. And rather gruesome, i may add. :3
That’s what Cadence did, isn’t it?
Well Cadence could never harm a living creature the way Rudy violently ravished the blue beans… unless of course… we are talking about Corbin. I think he’s the exception to any rule! haha
No, I was talking about Cadence having the skull on her necklace for the reasons you stated to Rinthia. It’s why you don’t mess with Cadence, she’s got a skull necklace for a reason!
OOOHHH right! Definitely, she may seem sweet and dainty, but shes got one hell of a tough side too. :D
dude… girls stealing skulls… what happened to this world?we should be attacking other blue little things to take their skulls, afterall, were humans.
DUde, I’m an Alien! Don’t make me take out my scalpel! :D
soo… ur an alien?OMG I LOVE U!!!no wait, are u the freaky ugly monster alien, or the sexy one?
Depends if I’m in a scary mood or pleasant mood.
Example of which, shown above. ^ IE. Cadence.
suddenly, i became very afraid of pissing u off.
Hehe, be careful fella. Love her whether she’s the scary alien or not; she’ll eat you for sure if you think she’s ugly!
You all are very entertaining. I am pleased. XD
i know, i know.i have this reputation of being (not)awsome and always FUNNY AS HELL!! (and i bet hell is not funny)
I made the mistake of calling a co-worker “Woman” once. Of course it was jokingly, but I guess it wasn’t received as lightheartedly as I had hoped. Lets just say it ended in me buying her flowers. Then we became BFF’s and dated briefly, but that’s besides the point.
The story you just told me sounds more like advice to say “woman” to women than that of a cautionary tale. lol
Take it as you will, lol. Upward and Onward.
All I can say to that Ali, is THIS!
i dont get the joke, whats a hipster? google translator said hipsters was like awsome, cool, stuff like that. but it didnt translated hipster. im getting confused
It’s a very american thing, it’s a social scene like being “goth” or “punk” here are some examples of hispters: http://bradley.chattablogs.com/hipsterchristian.jpg emo kids+2
quite smashing really was a poor choice of words.btw, what happened to my photo?where is my beautifull misterios thing from hell with my name written on it?
Erm… it SHOULD be there… You still typing in the correct email address attached to that image? It could possibly be some glitch going on with the forums.. I’m not sure.
is it working now?
Ok.. so its a glitch that the forum is causing Ill have to try to debug the issue later. I can see you gravatar on my side of things (on my dashboard) but on the actual site i see on of the defaults that load if you dont have a gravatar.. Ill work on it in the next few days.. see if i cant fix it. Sorry about that.
YAY! its fixed!internet masters are mages!!
Oddly enough… i didnt even do anything… it sort of fixed itself. Mages of Mystery more like it….
dude, im starting to think that when i logged in to the foruns, i logged in here too, and my facebook image doesnt fit the image here, so it might be it!
yeah, its the same login, i just never put it on this page too. Should i? So it’s easy for you to login in and out from any page?
pretty easy, just do those 3 steps:1-log in the foruns2-go back here3-THROUGH THE FIRES AND THE FLAMES YOU MUST CARRY ON!!and… TADAA!! ur logged in with ur face book in the comments!now u cant use ur photo!!congratulations and be happy with the blue thing’s photo!!
btw joenis, u need to make a name for those blue drops.
“Sore” like a bird
lol, Well played, Sir! Well played.
What an epic throw.
That’s what happens when girls get pissed…right? The world starts glowing and action lines sore behind them!?
That’s what I thought.
2:1 must be true. I declare this fact.
hey, u cant declare it as a fact just yet! u must prove it!!try getting somebody to film u pissing off girls and the consequencese it’ll make!!!then email the vids to me so i can sell them to japanese old fat guys that like angry girls!!!!i swear i didnt wrote the line above!!!!!
It’s like Wikiality, if enough people agree with me, it at least at LAWLS becomes fact to LAWLS readers, while at my site. SO, 2:1 at the moment makes it majority, so the moment, it’s fact! I calls it Lawlsiatity.
hey! i never said it wasnt a fact.i just wanted the money to buy some new games.selling weird porn to old virgin guys surely makes money!!
If you figure out a way to make money off of my own endeavors I’d be shocked… i can’t even make money with them. :P
i wouldnt be making money of your endeavors (iThink), i’d be making money of old japanese virgin guys pornografic dreams.
poop lol
XD
Wow even injured and covered in poo Corbin is an ass!
Once and ass, ALWAYS an ass.