Where Did Corbin Go?
I seriously think that Corbin is starting to develop delusions of grandeur, don’t you?
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LAWLS - 0049: WHERE DID CORBIN GO?
[ Panel 1 ]
CADENCE: Rudy… WHERE is Corbin?
[ Panel 2 ]
RUDY: Hhmmm…
:: Rudy looks up at the sky. ::
[ Panel 3 ]
RUDY: Well…
:: He looks in the other direction. ::
[ Panel 4 ]
RUDY: DUNNO! JUST see goopies, and poopies and bonezies!
Maybe I ate him?
:: He looks under his legs, because that’s on obvious spot to look for a bird. ::
[ Panel 5 ]
RUDY: Oh… allo Corbin!
:: He noticed Corbin behind in a foot or so away, full dressed in skulls and the equipment of war. ::
[ Panel 6 ]
CORBIN: I am NOT corbin you furry-SWINE!
:: Corbin moves closer so Rudy figures he doesn’t need to move. ::
[ Panel 7 ]
CORBIN: Fear me! For I am LORD OF DEATH! KING of the humans. MASTER of the beast! GOVERNOR of all that you know!
RUDY: Look Cadence… he’s a cute lil’ skelladactyl!
[ Panel 1 ]
CADENCE: Rudy… WHERE is Corbin?
[ Panel 2 ]
RUDY: Hhmmm…
:: Rudy looks up at the sky. ::
[ Panel 3 ]
RUDY: Well…
:: He looks in the other direction. ::
[ Panel 4 ]
RUDY: DUNNO! JUST see goopies, and poopies and bonezies!
Maybe I ate him?
:: He looks under his legs, because that’s on obvious spot to look for a bird. ::
[ Panel 5 ]
RUDY: Oh… allo Corbin!
:: He noticed Corbin behind in a foot or so away, full dressed in skulls and the equipment of war. ::
[ Panel 6 ]
CORBIN: I am NOT corbin you furry-SWINE!
:: Corbin moves closer so Rudy figures he doesn’t need to move. ::
[ Panel 7 ]
CORBIN: Fear me! For I am LORD OF DEATH! KING of the humans. MASTER of the beast! GOVERNOR of all that you know!
RUDY: Look Cadence… he’s a cute lil’ skelladactyl!
“Corbin as a plushie in dress-up skullies! Give gift that any child can enjoy!*Warning! Corbin the skelladactyl may gouge eyes, noses, tongues and anything else within reach. Corbin the skelladactyl has a potty mouth. Do not blame the manufacturer for your child’s newfound curse words. Corbin the skelladactyl’s skullies are dangerous choking hazzards. See the included booklet for more information.*”-Booklet is thicker than the American dictionary, all single spaced in size 10 Arial font- Well… Crap.
You’re just the merchandising queen aren’tcha?lol that product description was hilarious though. If a plushie of Corbin ever went into production I’d HAVE to put that as a disclaimer somewhere. :D
I’d also add random things like “May cause, Vomiting, or death” as well. (for no real reason of course)
i would buy something like that! but hes sold dead or alive? u didnt left that part clear…
I feel that he would be sold alive? …unless dead, is more profitable…
Wow, corbin looks like an epic warrior now!
That’s cos he’s the KING Shawn, the king of all Kinds. :](…or so he thinks the warrior clothing will make him be.)
just eat the bastard and be done with it
Eat Corbin?!?!? HOW SAD! Why!?
lol, furry-swine!
haha, yeah, that was my favorite line out of this strip as well. :]
Awww look it da widdle Corbin :3Regardless of how delusional he is, he’s still cute XD
Cuddly widdle Corbin is gonna cut your eyes out with his death spear!Did you see how Joe say’s Corbin should just be eaten already? lol (see comment above) Apparently he doesn’t share the love. :P
He is totally and utterly bad-ass
Corbin would be glad to hear that! lol…don’t feed his ego.
I think I’m going to be a skelledactyl for Halloween.
If you could figure out how to dress up like a crow… that would be rad! :]
God I HATE that Bird… I don’t even know why.Shove him up Hatticus’ ass.
That’s probably cos he’s not the most personable of characters. :]
The bird does have a flair for the wardrobe.
First the Derby hat, then the skulls and crossbones, he may not be dapper, but he’s definitely got taste. :]
I get what a poopsie and bonzie is…but what the hell is a goopsie?
I believe goopsies would be that of “blood and intestines,” just the cuter way for saying it. :]
Maybe he tastes like chicken…CHICKEN OF DEATH!!!
Have you ever had Death Chicken? It tastes TERRIBLE!
gonna send u some death chiken as my tribute to ur comic, alright joenis? u would like it, right?
Depends, how are you gonna prepare the death chicken? The way it’s prepped makes all the difference. :]
im gonna find a ramdom bird– GONNA BUY A CHIKEN, kill it, throw her in the fir– PREPARE and wrap it up with all the care i dont have and send to u through mail…joenis, im gonna put my heart in it, will u like it?
LMAO, Yes… but only if you literally shove your bleeding heart into the bird’s carcass when before you ship it out to me, of course. :Pps. nice gravatar, is that death?
i dont know dude, i live in brazil, are the taxes for human parts high?reply to the ps. i dont know if its death, its an old picture i got on my pc, i think i found it through google images.. just like almost every pic else in my pc…
haha, probably… that or you’d get arrested next time you try to enter the US.
so i would get arrested for trying to bring MY OWN HEART to the us? i dont understand, if its against the law to bring u heart there, then all the tourist bring theirs ilegaly and well hid behind their chest or they dont bring one. i cant understand u north americans. if u were wondering how could i go there without my heart, i was thinking in using a mechanical one…
I’m sure you’d get arrested.. they’d assume you are some sort of Black Market leader or something. :P
I like how he goes from “lord” to “king” to “master” then “governor”. Also are those the skuls of the tinny people/things Rudy ate?
Duh, Governors are that of utmost of power!Yes, it was those little blue thingies. :]