Joseph needs to just get creative and practice his back swing. Those things can take a bit more punishment than you’d think.Pokedildo, the hooker swinging a pair of em like a Polynesian fire dancer, Rudy and his unicorn impersonation… whens the dapper fellow with the lolly pops going to come to the rescue?
Good lord imagine the soundtrack. Epic funk basslines being played on a contrabass, disco beats by a orchestral drum line, but what instrument to use for the choppy guitars playing 7 and 13 chords?I am so way over thinking this.
In the hands of most avant-garde composers, yes. We need someone who knows what they’re doing.I’ve already got the shovel, I just need a distraction so I can dig up John Cage’s corpse. If anyone could make it work it’d be him.
Title screen: In the land of Kanto, Pokemon have begun to breed astronomically (ever since we added this mechanic in 2nd gen). In order to reduce this growth, we’ve tasked you, [insert name here, preferably rude], with satisfying as many Pokemon as you can. The more you satisfy, the more credit we’ll transfer to you. You’ll be competing against your rival – what was his name again?…………
i was put in the same awkward situation…i was hanging at this one chicks house when i was asked to reach under a dresser what did i find under that you may ask? BINGO! YAHTZEE! DING! DING! it was in my handi was sure glad i wore my telleporting hat that day, could you imagine having to get out of that situation any other way
yes apparently she dropped some piece of jewelry behind it or whatever, and i guess she forgot that she had it under thereor she thought it might leave to an adventure of the playful sorts i dont really know.
haha, no. God no! I just wanted to to call back to the strap back at the bakery. Once I drew it though… Once i drew it I decided I wanted to try something new just to “freshen it up” a bit.
XD Bahahaha. Pokedick. His facial reaction when he sees what he took out of the asshat was…Well, wonderful. XD <3
He thought he had found a sword or something… it’s hard to tell what you’re grabbing when you can’t see. Poor guy NEVER expected that! haha
Probably… not what he had in mind.::eyeroll:: You’re getting as bad as Scott… ;)
Haha… tis the season to be dildo.
Joseph needs to just get creative and practice his back swing. Those things can take a bit more punishment than you’d think.Pokedildo, the hooker swinging a pair of em like a Polynesian fire dancer, Rudy and his unicorn impersonation… whens the dapper fellow with the lolly pops going to come to the rescue?
You’re making this sound like Lord of the (cock)Rings! THE EPIC FINAL BATTLE INTO MORE(dil)DOR!
Good lord imagine the soundtrack. Epic funk basslines being played on a contrabass, disco beats by a orchestral drum line, but what instrument to use for the choppy guitars playing 7 and 13 chords?I am so way over thinking this.
That sounds like a cornucopia of all things wrong.
In the hands of most avant-garde composers, yes. We need someone who knows what they’re doing.I’ve already got the shovel, I just need a distraction so I can dig up John Cage’s corpse. If anyone could make it work it’d be him.
Meh, just hit Nick Cage over the head with that shovel and force him to compose!
GOTTA FUCK’EM ALL! POKEMON!-guitar solo-
Title screen: In the land of Kanto, Pokemon have begun to breed astronomically (ever since we added this mechanic in 2nd gen). In order to reduce this growth, we’ve tasked you, [insert name here, preferably rude], with satisfying as many Pokemon as you can. The more you satisfy, the more credit we’ll transfer to you. You’ll be competing against your rival – what was his name again?…………
LOL! I am SO VERY GLAD that Pokemon is NOT a hentai!
I bet your glad that didn’t become game canon. Then we’d really be in for the JACK THOMPSONing of our lives!
You’re*
I…Can’t believe I did that. I’m normally the your/you’re nazi. I guess I was a little sauced…
Usually I’M the one getting corrected! XD
‘Tis the season to be slo-oshed, fah lah lahhhhh.hllah.lehll.alh.elhllalhl…….
i was put in the same awkward situation…i was hanging at this one chicks house when i was asked to reach under a dresser what did i find under that you may ask? BINGO! YAHTZEE! DING! DING! it was in my handi was sure glad i wore my telleporting hat that day, could you imagine having to get out of that situation any other way
Were they asking you to retrieve THAT in particular… or something else and you happened across it? lol
yes apparently she dropped some piece of jewelry behind it or whatever, and i guess she forgot that she had it under thereor she thought it might leave to an adventure of the playful sorts i dont really know.
What a terrible spot to leave a sex toy. lol
i have seen odder places to leave such devices, like a coke lab for instance or maybe a triple-decker bus or the water tank on a toilet
Let me guess, you got one for christmas and you just had to draw it. Is that about what happend?
haha, no. God no! I just wanted to to call back to the strap back at the bakery. Once I drew it though… Once i drew it I decided I wanted to try something new just to “freshen it up” a bit.
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