This Too Shall Pass
And so, begins the epic sex battle?
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LAWLS - 0033: THIS TOO SHALL PASS
[ Panel 1 ]
:: Joseph happens upon the very pedestals Cadence was just at. ::
ALEK: Good morrow sir, do you think you could spare a moment to assist my chap and I?
[ Panel 2 ]
ALEX: Arg, I’m sick of your POPUS POLITENESS, just get to it!
[ Panel 3 ]
ALEK: Well, yes… can you put us together then? We have some BUSINESS to attend to.
[ Panel 4 ]
JOSEPH: Whatever.
:: Joseph puts his hand in Alek’s bowl and pulls him out. ::
[ Panel 5 ]
JOSEPH: I could use the water from your bowl to wash myself anyway.
{ GASP GASP }
:: Alek now in Joseph’s hand is choking on air, his eye is rolling to the back of his head; it’s a pathetic sight. ::
[ Panel 6 ]
ALEK: GLEE!
:: Alek excitedly leaps from Joseph’s grasp into his partner’s bowl. ::
[ Panel 7 / 8 ]
ALEK: The time has come MY FRIEND, when a MAN can prove himself to ANOTHER
:: Between the panel gutter Alek exclaims "IN SEXUAL WARFARE” ::
ALEX: It’s time to die, PRISSY FISHIE!
:: Fighting stances commence. ::
[ Panel 1 ]
:: Joseph happens upon the very pedestals Cadence was just at. ::
ALEK: Good morrow sir, do you think you could spare a moment to assist my chap and I?
[ Panel 2 ]
ALEX: Arg, I’m sick of your POPUS POLITENESS, just get to it!
[ Panel 3 ]
ALEK: Well, yes… can you put us together then? We have some BUSINESS to attend to.
[ Panel 4 ]
JOSEPH: Whatever.
:: Joseph puts his hand in Alek’s bowl and pulls him out. ::
[ Panel 5 ]
JOSEPH: I could use the water from your bowl to wash myself anyway.
{ GASP GASP }
:: Alek now in Joseph’s hand is choking on air, his eye is rolling to the back of his head; it’s a pathetic sight. ::
[ Panel 6 ]
ALEK: GLEE!
:: Alek excitedly leaps from Joseph’s grasp into his partner’s bowl. ::
[ Panel 7 / 8 ]
ALEK: The time has come MY FRIEND, when a MAN can prove himself to ANOTHER
:: Between the panel gutter Alek exclaims "IN SEXUAL WARFARE” ::
ALEX: It’s time to die, PRISSY FISHIE!
:: Fighting stances commence. ::
LOL. I love how joenis just does it without even thinking. I’m so excited to see what the sexual fight looks like!!
haha, that’s exactly why i made the Cadence/Fish story so long an drawn out. To make the fact that Joseph didn’t care that much funnier. :]
That’s gunna’ be one EPIC fight lol
It has potential. :]
…. How many will guess that after watching the fish, Joenis will try or want to claw his eyes out? Or maybe he’ll just take the bowl of water, turn his back on the fish, and clean up without noticing or caring?AND YES I’M BACK!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA-ACK!!! *Coughing noises* *Various gurgly choking noises*
You ok there?
That’s just what happens when evil people laugh, they nearly escape a terrible choking death.Today’s lesson: Evil should not laugh.
Damn the laws of EVIL physics!
The problem with Evil Physics is the fact this: While laughing and choking to death, you are giving time for you adversary to prepare to defeat you. Right as you’ve gotten to a point where you look as if you’ve made it through the choke fest your foe will smite you down before you realize what has just happened.I’d be careful, use your evil laughs sparingly! :D
haha, glad to have you back! :]My guess is clawing his eyes out of his head.. though.. thay may cause story development problems.. so maybe not? Damn. Well see.
The cleaning while fish screw each other’s brains out sounds like a plan then,
…just realized… that water is probably full of FILTH! ick.
That is hardcore.On at least 2 different levels… though you could stretch for a 3rd :D
Ok… So I’m pretty sure I know the first two levels, but what is the 3rd? You’ve got me super curious now.
For some odd reason every time I see the last panel I start hearing the Lyrics to “Sex Bomb” play in my head… makes sense in a way I guess… kind off.
haha, wait.. this song? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KUJE2xs-RE
That would be the one. I do not have a clue why but it just does. Its like when you see a clowns you hear Entry Of The Gladiators play in your head, I see two fish about to do the commit the sex equivalent of a fatality I hear Sex Bomb.
I honestly hadn’t heard that song before, but it’s definitely got that Barry White feel to it (sorta.. just creepier), so I can see why you would say that… also the Sex BOMB part. haha, thats really funny to me. Thanks for sharing that. Also, I enjoyed your phrasing of that “commit the sex equivalent of a fatality,” spot on! :D
One order of bloody bruised sushi, coming up (in the next comic?).
Gay Fish Special, $5.99. :P
Fish dicks? What does that mean?….let’s see…”Kanye”…rapper…geee-nius…
“Fish Dicks” haha, that gold, sir. :]
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