The Majestic
There are plenty of majestic things in the sky.
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LAWLS - 0042: THE MAJESTIC
[ Panel 1 ]
:: A sophisticated looking whale is flying through the air, looking rather dapper in his monocle and waist coat. Joseph soars through the air, plopping directly into his blow hole. ::
|— NARRATOR: The MAJESTY of the Air-Based whale has been UNMATCHED for centuries. As per the status quo, they will UNDOBTEDLY maintain the stature for a countless number of years to come. Many of theses whales, such as THIS GUY (a “Right Whale” of the Baleen Family), hold VAST levels of knowledge and SURPRISINGLY enough, an eye for style! Now, you may be pondering to yourself, “Why THE HELL is this particular whale considered “right?” And further more,”is that even it’s real name?”
Well, that answers to THESE questions are simple:
1. The term “Right Whale.” comes from the fact that they always seem to consider THEMSELVES to be “right.”
2. Yes, actually, they named THEMSELVES this. Perhaps their EGOS are so VOLUPTUOUS at this point, that THAT is how they even fly.
3? This is further proof that THEY ARE, IN FACT, ASSHOLES. —|
[ Panel 2 ]
:: Covered in oozing snot, Joseph is wiggling around inside Mr. Right’s blowhole. ::
JOSEPH: MUFFHER FUFFKER!
[ Panel 1 ]
:: A sophisticated looking whale is flying through the air, looking rather dapper in his monocle and waist coat. Joseph soars through the air, plopping directly into his blow hole. ::
|— NARRATOR: The MAJESTY of the Air-Based whale has been UNMATCHED for centuries. As per the status quo, they will UNDOBTEDLY maintain the stature for a countless number of years to come. Many of theses whales, such as THIS GUY (a “Right Whale” of the Baleen Family), hold VAST levels of knowledge and SURPRISINGLY enough, an eye for style! Now, you may be pondering to yourself, “Why THE HELL is this particular whale considered “right?” And further more,”is that even it’s real name?”
Well, that answers to THESE questions are simple:
1. The term “Right Whale.” comes from the fact that they always seem to consider THEMSELVES to be “right.”
2. Yes, actually, they named THEMSELVES this. Perhaps their EGOS are so VOLUPTUOUS at this point, that THAT is how they even fly.
3? This is further proof that THEY ARE, IN FACT, ASSHOLES. —|
[ Panel 2 ]
:: Covered in oozing snot, Joseph is wiggling around inside Mr. Right’s blowhole. ::
JOSEPH: MUFFHER FUFFKER!
Pure Brilliance :] Do tell us more..
In time my friend, in time.
I’d hate to be his tailor
Lol, I wonder how long it would take to sew a waist coat THAT big?
HA! Right whales are real “blow holes.” By the way, how DO fish (or in this case aquatic mammals) poop? I’ve never seen it happen, but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t. (Just like on Star Trek)
Well the aquatic type i think poop like anything else, judging solely off the pet fish I used to half, it was just a long string that would float behind them till they were done… I honestly have NO clue for whales and dolphins though. I was pondering that the other day while I took my dog on a walk. I thought it to be a potential LAWLS strips. :] We’ll see.
Very posh guvnor.
Posh indeed, Good Sir.
All its missing is a British voice over lol
Exactly how I envisioned this one. While writing the script for this one I actually watched a National Geographic documentary on YouTube to get the tone right. :]
Ooooh, it’s too much. *sobs* What does it MEAN?!
It means, the end of the world as you know it.
Oh thank you, I HAD been wondering the meaning of double rainbows.
Haha, you hadn’t seen that video yet? This video is even better: Double Rainbow Auto tuned
Lmao, yeah I saw that one, and a lot of people who made other songs. :P Apparently one of the guys who commented was there with him and they were both on shrooms. Lol, never would’ve guessed, right?
3 full Josephs all across the sky!!!
3 full Josephs all across the sky, all of which about to die.
LOL! WTF Joseph!? Who gets flung into a whale!? A very sophisticated looking whale at that!
Honestly, with Joseph track record, the odds are on his side (for things odd to happen).
Three in the sky!One in it’s blowhole.
This strip is turning rather poetic. :3
haha oh joseph. will your head ever be clean? and this whale totallllly reminds me of this whale http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDrvuZ1pfnc&feature=related
Lol, i HIGHLY doubt it!haha, man, i wish this whale would sing everything, that would be SOOOO random. :]
….That whale needs a new monocle. Or me to make him a funny hat to match his monkey suit vest.
Why would he need a new one?I ALMOST gave him a hat but I didn’t want him to be too much like the gay fish, who both already had hats. It would be odd if every fish for some reason hat hats, no?
It wouldn’t be all that odd. It’d just mean I attacked them all.With funny hats.
LOL, that would give Joseph that much more of a reason to want to bludgeon the whales then. :]
LOL i don’t know why but anything that wheres a monocle kills me!
You have a monocle fetish!?!
No i mean i died once from someone who wore a monocle….. its to painful to speak of.
Did he jab the monocle right through your eye sockets? Cos.. that would be pretty bad.
And thus you prove my belief that everything looks more awesome with a monocle. Loving this. Also loving reading a comic with a collosal archive to get through.
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I just realized this is comic number 42. Hidden reference to Hitchhiker’s Guide?