Honestly any single syllable word works. If you can remember anything past your name the next the liquor river flows, try saying slug. Best ten minutes contemplation you will ever have.
He’s more of a character of Joseph’s past. If his in the story down the line, he’ll just be hanging around in his memories… probably not present tense… but who knows, I may change my mind later. :P
I can see an Air Whale soaring up from the sanctuary over their heads, ala “Free Willy,” but in this case, the whale is retaliating with a Leviathan-sized urine stream. WAHOOOSH!!!
pissing on things while your drunk, i think that might be an international pastime, im not much of a talker when im drunk, or so im told, i just happen to do a hell of alot of stupid stunts, ending up with cuts and bruises, in the morning, thinking “WTF did i try to do this time”im told i tried to do that thing from the movies when jumping off the back of a moving car, and trying to run along side instead of falling, aparently i faceplanted, jumped rite up and yelled “letttssshh doo that again!!”
Apparently, I have a tendency to slap people when I’m drunk. I slapped some dude in the military, telling him he wasn’t a real man until he had his motorcycle license… in which time he stole my license so I couldn’t find it and I threw a tantrum trying to get it back. LUCKILY the guy was my friends brother, so he didn’t beat the fuck out of me. lolLol… even drunk I’m too much of a wuss to try to jump on, in, or out of moving cars! Yous crazy son.
i think you could call me an “invincible” drunk, i dont care how or wat i do as long as it “seems” cool, and apparently i also dont care who i piss off, most people know not to take me seriouslylol, the irony, you slapped a guy, then told him he wasnt the man, ha, that is a very quick way to get your ass kicked, if the guy isnt miffed at the fact you just slapped him
you could always be like me, i think ive got all the stereotypical nationalities for drunk in me (irish, scottish, german, native american) to name a few
i wish i was a wuss while drunk, then i wouldnt have to wonder where some scarrs came from, ive got a couple that look like someone slashed at my knee a few times, dont know when the hell that happened, havent got drunk for a while, so that goods
p.s. you aslo dont have to worry about one day when your “friends” decide to “debut” video of your antics, thank god nothing has showed up on youtube starring dumbass me…… yet that is
“invincible drunk” is at least much better than an “invisible drunk” that would just be depressing.I think him not doing anything proved more than anything that he was the “real man” in that situation. Cos he knew i was belligerent and let it be. You know what I mean?
Least you have “Battle Scars” right? ^_~
lolol when you make your debut on Youtube, make sure to share! :P
shit, invisible, that would make for some interesting stories, probly like “hey man, after you left, you missed it, a ghost showed up and pissed on your couch”i get that completely, but just sometimes, its fun to be a little bit of a dick (especially when you know if you can kick there ass)
“Battle Scars” hmm…. never thought of them like that, usually i dont realize i have them, usually found out like this “hey man where did you get that wicked scar on you shoulder’ ‘WTF!! wat scar wat are you talking about (seen the scar) when the hell did that happen, did i get stabbed?!?”
hell yea, if they ever get up there, im totally putting up links, but there will be a warning at the begining”the following stunts are performed by someone that was never trained, completely drunk, total disregard for human life, but at least he thought it was cool”
oh and sometimes its good not to remember wat happened the nite before (1 in 50 times) then you have plausible deniablity “i was drunk, wats your excuse”
I feel like Cadence is sorta straight forward…no? Well.. maybe not, she is sorta of short fused with Joseph. Can’t wait to push forward with the story more. Hopefully you’ll get confused again! ^_~
Hmm…. Drinking on a cliff-side is an easy way to get killed. Just -push- and listen to the screams~Also, I’m incredibly tired so everything’s funny right now! =D I haven’t been this tired since I tried to stay up for 48 hours straight! Man, that was a funny day.
haha.. Seriously… all Joseph needs to do is slightly lean over to look where he is peeing.. and he’d fall over from being tipsy.. byebye Joseph! Story, over. hahaI’ve had delirious days like that… in fact I’ve had days like that all week! …I wonder how much that influenced this weeks comics. haha
Did you go so exact that you were breaking down that the fact that each of your hairs were slightly different pigments than the others… which causes them to seem like a fully blended different color? I hope you went to Europe that not… plastered as hell and woke up having NO CLUE WHERE YOU WERE OR HOW YOU GOT THERE!!! That would be the best story ever.”This one time.. I got drunk, talked about my hair till i blacked out.. then woke up in Europe” lol
Also, thanks for taking the time comment! I appreciate it. XD
well, i didnt talk about each strand of hair, but i did talk about how segments of hair were fading faster than others, which then kinda went the way you described. lol and no, i did not go to europe. one time i did wake up on a sidewalk though… >.>
lol, I’ve never had a wake up somewhere after being drunk story. How was that?One time my dad god drunk on Southern Comfort in his army days and woke up on some railroad tracks.. that could have ended baaaddddd….
i bet after the noosey dude woke up, he saw an angry whale flying in the direction of joseph’s home and went all:OH SHIT, THERE IS A FLYING IN THE DIRECTION OF JOS’S* HOUSE!!!i should probably warn him…nah, i must still be drunk, better focus on other projects*Jos is the first nickname i though for Joseph, cause i mean, he’s GOT to hava a nickname around his friends.
haha… one day I’ll have to do a really fancy print of that. :3Joe, Joey, Joseph… same thing. XD Cadence, if you remember, calls Joseph… Joey.. and Dingo.
Sadly sober people do stupid things too.
Agreed! haha
dude, yesterday night you were on the ps3, i tried talking to you, but you didnt awnser (not that it mattered much, we have different games…)
Oh really? I wasn’t actually on it. Someone else in my house must of been. Sorry bout that.
Why are the beer bottles sad?
Cos beer is a depressant? lol idk
Maybe they’re mood bottles. When the beer’s all gone, they go all frowny. LOL…
LMAO, i LOVE that idea… that’s 10x cooler then the Coors light bottles changing colors when they are “cold enough”!+10points! XD
I second that! GENIUS! id patent that if I where you… oh wait! pwned! I patented it!…ok I didnt…lol…but if I wasnt lazy I sure as heck would…
Also… you’d need to find a way to make that actually work :P
:/I’d poop on his house, too, if he pee’d on me.
I’d probably do that… or worse back. I wouldn’t let it stand though.. that’s for sure! haha
hahah I so so love that first link. Also, its such a nosey nose!! hahah I wonder how a nose can be nosey?
haha, does anything people say when they are drunk make sense? I’m sure you said something nonsensical like that before… while drunk!
i think the real question here is, how can a nose be anything other than nosey ;)
Agreed. What now Lunkhead?!?!
In my experience it is the hands that go more noticed when inhabited than the nose. Or the feet. Hehe feet.
When I’ve been drunk.. I’ve always hyper focused on the stupidest shit.. much like that. (hands work too though haha)
Honestly any single syllable word works. If you can remember anything past your name the next the liquor river flows, try saying slug. Best ten minutes contemplation you will ever have.
Slurry slugs for everyone!
I get huggy when im really drunk, unless im in an unfamiliar and uncomfortable environment,lol.
I eat like a pig when I’m drunk… unless I’ve had one drink to many… then i can’t even handle being alive.
Eep! New boy character!?!? Maybe?
He’s more of a character of Joseph’s past. If his in the story down the line, he’ll just be hanging around in his memories… probably not present tense… but who knows, I may change my mind later. :P
lollllll, love the update:D
Thanks man! XD
I can see an Air Whale soaring up from the sanctuary over their heads, ala “Free Willy,” but in this case, the whale is retaliating with a Leviathan-sized urine stream. WAHOOOSH!!!
LMAO! That is AMAZING! :D I may have to use that for next Wednesday or Friday!
pissing on things while your drunk, i think that might be an international pastime, im not much of a talker when im drunk, or so im told, i just happen to do a hell of alot of stupid stunts, ending up with cuts and bruises, in the morning, thinking “WTF did i try to do this time”im told i tried to do that thing from the movies when jumping off the back of a moving car, and trying to run along side instead of falling, aparently i faceplanted, jumped rite up and yelled “letttssshh doo that again!!”
Apparently, I have a tendency to slap people when I’m drunk. I slapped some dude in the military, telling him he wasn’t a real man until he had his motorcycle license… in which time he stole my license so I couldn’t find it and I threw a tantrum trying to get it back. LUCKILY the guy was my friends brother, so he didn’t beat the fuck out of me. lolLol… even drunk I’m too much of a wuss to try to jump on, in, or out of moving cars! Yous crazy son.
holy shit your a lucky drunk bastard! hahahaha, wouldnt happen to have any irish in you would ya?lol (i promise not to make a “want some.” joke…lol)
I’ve got enough, to apparently act so while drunk! haha
i think you could call me an “invincible” drunk, i dont care how or wat i do as long as it “seems” cool, and apparently i also dont care who i piss off, most people know not to take me seriouslylol, the irony, you slapped a guy, then told him he wasnt the man, ha, that is a very quick way to get your ass kicked, if the guy isnt miffed at the fact you just slapped him
you could always be like me, i think ive got all the stereotypical nationalities for drunk in me (irish, scottish, german, native american) to name a few
i wish i was a wuss while drunk, then i wouldnt have to wonder where some scarrs came from, ive got a couple that look like someone slashed at my knee a few times, dont know when the hell that happened, havent got drunk for a while, so that goods
p.s. you aslo dont have to worry about one day when your “friends” decide to “debut” video of your antics, thank god nothing has showed up on youtube starring dumbass me…… yet that is
“invincible drunk” is at least much better than an “invisible drunk” that would just be depressing.I think him not doing anything proved more than anything that he was the “real man” in that situation. Cos he knew i was belligerent and let it be. You know what I mean?
Least you have “Battle Scars” right? ^_~
lolol when you make your debut on Youtube, make sure to share! :P
shit, invisible, that would make for some interesting stories, probly like “hey man, after you left, you missed it, a ghost showed up and pissed on your couch”i get that completely, but just sometimes, its fun to be a little bit of a dick (especially when you know if you can kick there ass)
“Battle Scars” hmm…. never thought of them like that, usually i dont realize i have them, usually found out like this “hey man where did you get that wicked scar on you shoulder’ ‘WTF!! wat scar wat are you talking about (seen the scar) when the hell did that happen, did i get stabbed?!?”
hell yea, if they ever get up there, im totally putting up links, but there will be a warning at the begining”the following stunts are performed by someone that was never trained, completely drunk, total disregard for human life, but at least he thought it was cool”
oh and sometimes its good not to remember wat happened the nite before (1 in 50 times) then you have plausible deniablity “i was drunk, wats your excuse”
he pees on the whalethe whale destroys his house then poops on it.i totally understand the whale now.
BUUUUTTT Do you understand L.A.W.L.S. now?
now i undestand Joseph, the whale and the hat!!i couldnt understand cadence, but thats because shes a girl and girls are real living puzzles.
I feel like Cadence is sorta straight forward…no? Well.. maybe not, she is sorta of short fused with Joseph. Can’t wait to push forward with the story more. Hopefully you’ll get confused again! ^_~
Hmm…. Drinking on a cliff-side is an easy way to get killed. Just -push- and listen to the screams~Also, I’m incredibly tired so everything’s funny right now! =D I haven’t been this tired since I tried to stay up for 48 hours straight! Man, that was a funny day.
haha.. Seriously… all Joseph needs to do is slightly lean over to look where he is peeing.. and he’d fall over from being tipsy.. byebye Joseph! Story, over. hahaI’ve had delirious days like that… in fact I’ve had days like that all week! …I wonder how much that influenced this weeks comics. haha
Flashback Joseph is invincible, he can’t die. Because it’s a flashback. I’ve never understood why characters don’t take more risks in flashbacks.
Seriously, next flash back I’ll draw something crazy… just for you ^_~
lol, I hear ya, i am currently up at hour…uh, I believe this is 43, yeah, wow I need to get some sleep…XD
If I watch a terrible comedian right now, I’ll never stop laughing. Any recommendations?
youtube. full of terrible guys.
Craig Ferguson:D
Read my comics, there terrible enough.
one time when i was drunk, i talked about the exact color of my hair with a french dj. and then his friend tried to convince me to go to europe.
Did you go so exact that you were breaking down that the fact that each of your hairs were slightly different pigments than the others… which causes them to seem like a fully blended different color? I hope you went to Europe that not… plastered as hell and woke up having NO CLUE WHERE YOU WERE OR HOW YOU GOT THERE!!! That would be the best story ever.”This one time.. I got drunk, talked about my hair till i blacked out.. then woke up in Europe” lol
Also, thanks for taking the time comment! I appreciate it. XD
well, i didnt talk about each strand of hair, but i did talk about how segments of hair were fading faster than others, which then kinda went the way you described. lol and no, i did not go to europe. one time i did wake up on a sidewalk though… >.>
lol, I’ve never had a wake up somewhere after being drunk story. How was that?One time my dad god drunk on Southern Comfort in his army days and woke up on some railroad tracks.. that could have ended baaaddddd….
lol it was quite scary. and i was very confused.and wow, youre dad is pretty lucky.
Thanks for sharing. What a plseurae to read!
OMG where the hell did you find that!?!? hahahaha
i bet after the noosey dude woke up, he saw an angry whale flying in the direction of joseph’s home and went all:OH SHIT, THERE IS A FLYING IN THE DIRECTION OF JOS’S* HOUSE!!!i should probably warn him…nah, i must still be drunk, better focus on other projects*Jos is the first nickname i though for Joseph, cause i mean, he’s GOT to hava a nickname around his friends.
haha… one day I’ll have to do a really fancy print of that. :3Joe, Joey, Joseph… same thing. XD Cadence, if you remember, calls Joseph… Joey.. and Dingo.
… I just noticed the comment made by Joseph’s friend; not sure how I missed that the first time around.
haha.. it’s sorta of if you care to notice.. secondary sort of joke anyway. ^_~