Please. Erase. The. Attitude.
Cadence sorta has a soft spot for animals.
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LAWLS - 0013: PLEASE. ERASE. THE. ATTITUDE.
[ Panel 1 ]
JOSEPH: C.. Ca… CADENCE? Is that You? What’d you hit me for?
[ Panel 2 ]
CADENCE: DUH, DINGO, of course it’s me! And I hit you ‘cos YOU’RE MEAN to cute little sophisticated creatures like this lil’ guy!
[ Panel 3 ]
CORBIN: AYE! Listen to the PRETTY human female! SQUAW! SHE’S A SMART ONE!
:: Corbin has a well deserved disgustingly puffed out eye. ::
[ Panel 4 ]
CADENCE: COME on lil’ birdy, let’s leave this JERK to think about the bad things he’s done to INNOCENT little cuties like you!
:: Cadence picks up Corbin from the dirt. ::
[ Panel 5 ]
CORBIN: That’s right JERKO, think about it! Think long and hard, ‘cos next time we meet I’m gonna DOUCHE YOUR FACE with a knife!
:: Corbin flips Joseph a feather-fingered bird with his wing. ::
[ Panel 1 ]
JOSEPH: C.. Ca… CADENCE? Is that You? What’d you hit me for?
[ Panel 2 ]
CADENCE: DUH, DINGO, of course it’s me! And I hit you ‘cos YOU’RE MEAN to cute little sophisticated creatures like this lil’ guy!
[ Panel 3 ]
CORBIN: AYE! Listen to the PRETTY human female! SQUAW! SHE’S A SMART ONE!
:: Corbin has a well deserved disgustingly puffed out eye. ::
[ Panel 4 ]
CADENCE: COME on lil’ birdy, let’s leave this JERK to think about the bad things he’s done to INNOCENT little cuties like you!
:: Cadence picks up Corbin from the dirt. ::
[ Panel 5 ]
CORBIN: That’s right JERKO, think about it! Think long and hard, ‘cos next time we meet I’m gonna DOUCHE YOUR FACE with a knife!
:: Corbin flips Joseph a feather-fingered bird with his wing. ::
Soooo… what exactly was so “edgy”?
Idk, after the poor reception I got from the guest strip i did for Nerf This… Scott got me all worried that my readers are gonna hate me for dropping the word Douche…Violently.
Hence it being magically vanished from Nerf This’ archives? What the hell?It wasn’t that bad. Creepy… but not bad.
Yeah, I’m not 100% sure what that’s about. He mentioned to me something about making a page for guest/fan art… instead of having them inline with the rest of his comic? I dunno know.
Hm… At this point the bird’s proving his immaturity. Will she punch him too? I might not be able to….Then again, if it said something derogatory directly to me, I probably wouldn’t hold back.
Exactly! Big talkers who just go on rants like that always seem to forget that they are just proving the opposite by acting that way! Dumb bird, he’s the actual asshole in this situation.How would strike back? Baseball bat? Harsh Words? Fist to the face? POGS TO THE EYES?!? haha
HMMM….. I think pogs and slingshots would be effective. :D
haha, so wait.. you’d put pogs IN a sling shoot and start slingin’ away? Cos if that’s the case that would be pretty bad ass. :]
My new weapons of choice! >:}
If you can actually figure out a way to fling pogs at a speed that could hurt someone, please share, I’d love to figure that out! I know a few people who could use a good face pogging.
The old metal slammers would work well.
I actually had a metal slammer with my name engraved on it!
lol…a bird flipping “the bird”…priceless!
Yay! You caught that. :] I wasn’t sure if his feathers being all over the place, all the time would make it hard to tell he was flippin’ it. haha. Kudos, sir.
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA “douche on you face with a knife!” = best line ive heard in forever!!!!!!!!!!!! im only saying that from now on!
The best part about you quoting my quote and saying that you’re gonna say it from now on is the fact that you completely miss quoted me! LMAO I said “I’m gonna douche your face with a knife,” you said “Douche on your face with a knife!” haha I don’t even think i understand what that means. :P
oh…. :P well ether way i got a huge belly laugh from this. now shut the hole or ill douche on your face with a knife! …i think the fact that i know what douche is makes it soooo funny to me! (im fairly confident that most people dont actually know what it contains) just imagine a knife dripping with fresh douc…. gross LOL!
Aw, does Jimidean have to douche himself? lol, the fact that you said “I know what it is” makes it sound personal. I know what it is too.. so your comment.. GROSS!
I’m fairly certain most people know what a douche is and it’s kind of ridiculous not to.
so then you know douche contains semen, blood, vagina juice, lube, and water?
I’m a girl. A douche contains whatever was in the vagina when it was douched. Which isn’t always all of those things.
I do not like the way this conversation is goingAT ALL
I’m really hoping that since I’m posting a new comic up tonight that this douche conversation will be coming to a close. Jimidean’s last comment made me shiver. ><
And knife douching doesn’t? Hahaha.
Of course not. Knife Douching is an everyday activity; it’s natural.. and makes perfect sense to me. :3
lol! Hillarious. douche your face with a knife. I’m def gonna say that to someone next time someone pisses me offfff
The funny thing about it is, I actually said that a few weeks ago in reference to someone who annoys the shit out of me. I was getting all ralled up and just tossed out a string of words… of which are now immortalized in this comic. lol :]
And now, the phrase has become a part of history. I’m so proud *sniff*
Thank god for annoying people i hate …otherwise I wouldn’t come up with asshole remarks about how i hate them? haha
They’re good for something :D
I definitely love how the crow is giving the middle feather in that last panel.
The devil’s in the details. :]…well that or at least part of the jokes are. haha
Haha how exactly does one douche someone in the face with a knife? I mean I can see stabbing or slicing etc. That line made me laugh.
LOL…honestly, i don’t think one can! It was just something I said to one when I was in a really heated moment, talking about how much i hated them… we both stopped ranting and laughed when I said that. SO make sense or not, I thought it may may others laugh. I apparently did.. so we can all make up our own versions of how one can douche a face with a knife. :]
i guess hes flipping her*puts on sun glasses*the birdyeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh