Well, there was that one time he was ejected from that whales blow hole. I’m not sure where all the water came from (or perhaps it was just snot,) but I’m sure that at least cleaned some of the poo out.
I wish that song was more about snorting cocaine off of hookers in a bathroom than finding out which plate had more cookies on it. That would have been more fun for me. Now which hooker has the wrong number of lines on her tummy?
Either way. The Cookie Monster tricked me. I could have SWORN the plate in the front was the different plate… not that one in the back with the three cookies on it. Don’t you see the little brown marking on the cookie in the front!?!?! ALSO, those cookies are spaced further apart than the others. That Cookie Monster is a clever son of a bitch… distracting me with all the small details and all that.
As I was getting fuel at the gas station today, I was watching a huge flock of these little birds. There were hundreds of not thousands of them. They were all trying to land on a telephone wire on the other side of the road. When the group flew by, about a dozen would drop and and try to land; in doing so kicking about a half a dozen off. This continued until I drove away.I wounder if all thousand of them managed to fit on that wire…
Yeah, I’m fond of blue as well. Though, Red… personally has more of a sexual connotation to me. Blue is sort of more of a color of innocence. I see were your mind is.
The hat does what the hat wants, who knows what sort of crap is shoved inside of his little hammerspace of a body.. and even worse, who know WHAT he’ll do with it when it comes out! ><
“Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the shit-bomb as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the shit-bomb had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the Universe than we do now.”
hahaha, that would be a very funny side strip to do where it’s literally like a new cast.. or a Natural Geographic or something! Damn.. that is tempting.
I’ve started reading it.. like 10x’s I’ve never finished. In fact, after i started this comic I started getting comments from people asking me if I got the idea from the Airwhale in it… SO I started reading it… but, alas, failed to finish again. lol ….maybe one of these day’s I’ll sit and finish it.
i saw the movie, i didnt knew there was a book! i lol’d at the movie… guess im gonna see if i find the book…btw, when i read your first comment i knew it was from that story!!
I saw previews for the movie and felt like it wasn’t gonna do the book justice. I’m not sure if I’m correct about that though. For all i know it could have been just as good of Complimentary as the Scott Pilgrim comics/movie were. The book is pretty damn funny though. One of the FEW books that has ever actually make me LOL (the real kind).
price is high as long as you buy it on an official storeyou can buy it piece by piece and make it by yourself.. but it is still quite expensive…the best option is black market.
I’m sure if you got a Mexican knock off brand. You know, a BAZOOKO, you may be able to get it for a least half the price. :3 (Point in case, one time at the dollar store i found DragoOn Ball toys instead of Dragon Ball) 1 BUCK!
I think it would be more painful to force-feed his ass the pogs with some sort of large object than just slinging them in there. But.. I may be incorrect.
Oh god… this sounds like one of those sex tapes that leeks on the internet once someone runs for governor. For the hats sake… lets hope he NEVER runs for Governor of California… Well maybe that rainbow would work in his favor in San Fransisco. lol
I was really hoping that story was gonna say they flew over some sort of 3rd world country and accidentally ejected the cesspool on it. lol, I’m… I’m an ass. But isn’t that the root of all humor? Assholery? :3Also, Barrack Mobile FTW!
i didnt read it, cause i dont care much for politics. especialy when it is politics from another country.but i know newspaper are not to be trusted completely.here we got globo, it is a companny that started as a newsparper, and now it owns some channels. they were against the last president (Lula) because of somekind of politics or something, and the guy made some great stuff to Brazil. your president, mr obama, called him the man.globo tried to manipulate the news to try to make Lula look bad.so i advise you to not trust only one newspaper, and to try to always look past stuff like that.but again, i did not read the article, so i dont know if that is the case.
the problem with trying to find another newspaper talking about the same thing, is hard in the united states, because there is a media black out on this subject, i did google about it, foreign countries are the only ones that are reporting about it, i dont care for politics, i just think its sad that our own country isnt allowed to report about how our president is spending our money in a recession, but to find out about it in a privately owned pape, i wonder if they will get in trouble for reporting this
fecal fly-by… now THAT is scaryespecialy when you think about how long the poop stayed at Joseph’s hair.
Fecal Fly-by’s aren’t fun at all… just pay a visit to your local zoo and hang around the monkeys for a while… you’ll be Joseph in no time.
I think the poo stayed in Joseph’s hair so long, not so much as how nasty it was, but more of Joseph just not washing his hair.
Also.. at this point, I’m sure it’s just all dried out and crusty! …eww.
Well, there was that one time he was ejected from that whales blow hole. I’m not sure where all the water came from (or perhaps it was just snot,) but I’m sure that at least cleaned some of the poo out.
Some poop, just sticks.
then, how can we protect ourselves from getting pooped on by a air whale during our daily lives?is daily even correct?
It’s impossible to fend off the air whale shit bombs. Sorry man.Yes, daily is correct.
That first “hidden” link you put there made me think of the “One of these things is not like the others” song.
There is a song about that?
Yes there is, it’s from Sesame Street. Here’s a link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WhuikFY1Pg
I wish that song was more about snorting cocaine off of hookers in a bathroom than finding out which plate had more cookies on it. That would have been more fun for me. Now which hooker has the wrong number of lines on her tummy?
Just look; I’m sure there’s some sort of parody like that out there somewhere.
Either way. The Cookie Monster tricked me. I could have SWORN the plate in the front was the different plate… not that one in the back with the three cookies on it. Don’t you see the little brown marking on the cookie in the front!?!?! ALSO, those cookies are spaced further apart than the others. That Cookie Monster is a clever son of a bitch… distracting me with all the small details and all that.
Birds of a feather flock together,than they shit together. My car is proof.
Typically… my truck, under a lamp post is also proof. ><
As I was getting fuel at the gas station today, I was watching a huge flock of these little birds. There were hundreds of not thousands of them. They were all trying to land on a telephone wire on the other side of the road. When the group flew by, about a dozen would drop and and try to land; in doing so kicking about a half a dozen off. This continued until I drove away.I wounder if all thousand of them managed to fit on that wire…
You should have gotten a video of that. The thought of little birds pushing each other off the wire, is funny to me.
I thought about it, but the thought of other people watching me film the birds weirded me out for some reason.
As long as you didn’t start masturbating to the birds, I’m sure you would have faired well.
Yeah, I only do that for blue footed boobies.
Because of the word “footed” right? God, you’re such a pervert!
The blue feet to be specific. There’s red footed boobies, but they just don’t do it for me.
Yeah, I’m fond of blue as well. Though, Red… personally has more of a sexual connotation to me. Blue is sort of more of a color of innocence. I see were your mind is.
Wait … why is a HAT talking about fecal matter!?! Is it just storing shit inside of it cause it’s a hammerspace and can? What a fool!
The hat does what the hat wants, who knows what sort of crap is shoved inside of his little hammerspace of a body.. and even worse, who know WHAT he’ll do with it when it comes out! ><
Luckily, here in New York, only the birds do the poo-poo on our heads :P. Its a hell of a lot better than having whales do it to us too…
Well… I’ll see what I can do about getting a while en route to you! :P THE WRATH YOU WILL FEELL!!! ….Sorry i think the hat took over the keyboard.
“Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the shit-bomb as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the shit-bomb had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the Universe than we do now.”
hahaha, that would be a very funny side strip to do where it’s literally like a new cast.. or a Natural Geographic or something! Damn.. that is tempting.
Haha Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy, if you have not read it I strongly recommend that you do.
I’ve started reading it.. like 10x’s I’ve never finished. In fact, after i started this comic I started getting comments from people asking me if I got the idea from the Airwhale in it… SO I started reading it… but, alas, failed to finish again. lol ….maybe one of these day’s I’ll sit and finish it.
i saw the movie, i didnt knew there was a book! i lol’d at the movie… guess im gonna see if i find the book…btw, when i read your first comment i knew it was from that story!!
I saw previews for the movie and felt like it wasn’t gonna do the book justice. I’m not sure if I’m correct about that though. For all i know it could have been just as good of Complimentary as the Scott Pilgrim comics/movie were. The book is pretty damn funny though. One of the FEW books that has ever actually make me LOL (the real kind).
I’m wondering which of nature’s sea creatures has to be the one to wipe his ___
Air-Catfish maybe? or some other bs bottom feeder.
Air seaweed, leaves always work best
hahaha, just random growths of plant coming out of clouds. That would be rather humorous.
Well, the proof is in the “pudding”…air whales are jerks!
He’s a classhole! What’d you expect? XD
Maybe something a bit more “Classy” than bombing a house in poo?
The Spanish Inquisition.
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!Also, as much as I liked the last 3 comics, I’m glad you’re that topic for now.
Sick of the lovey-dovey pink shit? Cos I know I was.. I’m happy to be back to the more neutral earthy tones again.
LMAO.
Hmmm…. I wonder how painful it’d be to shoot some pogs into the Hat’s Hammerspace via slingshot….
via slingshot? you are taking it easy!i support a stuff trhowing bazooka!
btw, Rinthia, that pic you are using… its… i dunno.. it captures me on somekind of way im not sure about…where did you get it?
Random punk-girl pic off GoogleAnd that is an excellent idea! BAZOOKA! That’s goin’ on my shopping list.
I’m sure they are a bit pricey though.
price is high as long as you buy it on an official storeyou can buy it piece by piece and make it by yourself.. but it is still quite expensive…the best option is black market.
I’m sure if you got a Mexican knock off brand. You know, a BAZOOKO, you may be able to get it for a least half the price. :3 (Point in case, one time at the dollar store i found DragoOn Ball toys instead of Dragon Ball) 1 BUCK!
no, it is the cool black market. like mafia stuff. but you dont know nothing.
I think it would be more painful to force-feed his ass the pogs with some sort of large object than just slinging them in there. But.. I may be incorrect.
I require a pool-stick, several cases of pogs, a video camera and no questions.
Oh god… this sounds like one of those sex tapes that leeks on the internet once someone runs for governor. For the hats sake… lets hope he NEVER runs for Governor of California… Well maybe that rainbow would work in his favor in San Fransisco. lol
Yes, let’s hope he doesn’t run for any kind of office. But if he should, then make sure you keep the film handy.
Heh! I’d just use the film just to make him dance like a monkey on live television. I’m crazy enough! XD
That would be a viral youtube video with in hours, I’m SURE of it.
but before another viral video gets famous and everyone start joking about it, one last time:Never gonna give you upNever gonna let you doowwnn!
No questions? Then how shall we ever learn anything? Ah snap, I just asked two.
You’re next! :D
I’m both intrigued and worried.
Fantastic!
Whatever happens, video tape it. :3
im feeling fear for you, since you didnt felt fear.btw, 10 dollars for me feeling fear for you.
Is your avatar a christmas tree playing a guitar?
LMAO, i wish.
no, it is a big robot playing guitar. im not sure about the christmas part.
LMAO, when an air whales nature calls, you dont want to be the one taking the message
it would be a biiiiiggg message… damn, better start walking with an open umbrella in case there is an air whale invasion…
The umbrella will be rendered useless when a gigantic ton of poo falls on your head… on the other hand, it may prove effective against whale urine.
not as much as you would think… it is acid as hell!!
It will burn the flesh off of any man.
going to make you be nothin more than a pool of pee.
speaking of a fecal fly-by, dont care much for politics, but this kindof pissed me offhttp://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k504/mrwaffles87/article.jpg
I was really hoping that story was gonna say they flew over some sort of 3rd world country and accidentally ejected the cesspool on it. lol, I’m… I’m an ass. But isn’t that the root of all humor? Assholery? :3Also, Barrack Mobile FTW!
i didnt read it, cause i dont care much for politics. especialy when it is politics from another country.but i know newspaper are not to be trusted completely.here we got globo, it is a companny that started as a newsparper, and now it owns some channels. they were against the last president (Lula) because of somekind of politics or something, and the guy made some great stuff to Brazil. your president, mr obama, called him the man.globo tried to manipulate the news to try to make Lula look bad.so i advise you to not trust only one newspaper, and to try to always look past stuff like that.but again, i did not read the article, so i dont know if that is the case.
the problem with trying to find another newspaper talking about the same thing, is hard in the united states, because there is a media black out on this subject, i did google about it, foreign countries are the only ones that are reporting about it, i dont care for politics, i just think its sad that our own country isnt allowed to report about how our president is spending our money in a recession, but to find out about it in a privately owned pape, i wonder if they will get in trouble for reporting this
assholery is the root of all humor