I just realized that you first comment was in response to my Star Wars-ish reference.. then I was so tired when I read your comment that your joke went over my head at first. lol OPPSSShe’s a girl, furry or not I’m sure she’s got claws, swords and many other weapons at her disposal. Joseph has every right to be scared at this moment. haha
I say this to girls all the time. “I clean up well… you just have to bathe me first…” doesn’t seem to make all the girls excited about the prospects though. :(
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Haha. I agree, she’s definitely in the range i’d consider “my type” look wise. :]I think the comments includes the “trackback” thing on the bottom? idk.
see this is what happens when your a guy and cornered by a girl, unintentional touching happens, at least in this instance he didnt get his ass kicked, im liking this chick more and more, i like her smile and his face is just awesome, i have a feeling he is so in shock that his hands are still there, just standing there groping her in disbeliefi wish i got cornered by hot goth/rocker chicks more often
LOL I love your after though “shes a sex Jedi” i love that! XDFlirting always tends to end up like this if you aren’t aware that flirting is what is going on in the first place! haha
i gave the jedi think alot of thought, there are all types of jedi like warriors, scholars, there should be one versed in using the force for “fun”oh god yea, i have actually had that happen, thinking she is just screwing with me, and then i realized “so yea….what, did you mean…oh so you meant….derrrr?!?!?” some girls like the whole “oblivious” act, that and nothing quite wakes you up like getting felt up by a hot chick
i just envision her waving her hand saying “You will make the first move, making out with me is your idea, you like the grey thing on my head”i realized by reading other comments and thinking about this, i am basically a man-whore(disease free) the hot crazy ones seek me out, god i dont know why, i wonder did they have a think for sasquatch(i realize i bash myself alot, if you cant laugh at yourself who can you laugh at)
and yea lucas is one of the biggest whores for money, did you see that episode of southpark where he and steven spielberg are raping a storm trooper
You are one horny bastard arent you. ^_~I didn’t see the south park.. any idea what season that was? I seen most of 1-8ish… cant remember if I’ve seen anymore than that.
sadly i admit that as a fact, i am a horny bastard, maybe i should start a group for that HBA horny bastards anonymous, maybe if we time it right we could have meetings with the NA (nymphomaniacs anonymous) ^_~that episode was from season 12 episode 8 “The China Problem” oh and butters keeps “accidentaly” shooting guys in the balls
This is actually a reply to Mr. Waffles, but he didn’t have a reply button next to his comment. I guess these comment chains can only go so far.Anyhoo, I would totally sign up for HBA. Particularly if it met at the same time as NA. >_>
So, what exactly was see doing before she ran into him anyway? What with the wandering around with a sword and coming on strong to the first guy she sees?
You were waiting around the alley for a girl to rape you? Better be careful with that… sure there are more dude walking stalking for sex than there are cute girls. Especially in a world like this.
Boob-shocked facial expression.Also the perfect moment for Cadence’s appearance, though tbh I wouldnt mind to see how the whole stuff continues without her.
But its funny enough, he wasn’t believing in furries himself first now he is whining over a horny chick, who is possibly just playing along with his furry gibberish.
Joseph is just scared that he’ll turn into something like this! Do you blame him? He probably gave it more thought during his walk between the two chapters and realized “oh crap… this is gonna suck” hahaThanks! Glad you’re liking it. :]
Oh dear god… I’m happy to announce there will be NO gender benders in my story. Lol.. unless one day i get uber drunk and stop giving a shit about my story and just start drawing he/shes out of everyone in the comic… You’ll know about about ten minutes from killing myself if you start to see that stuff. haha
Just remember joe, dont give up, we love you, even if you DO secretly fantasize about man ladies, and lady men…we still love you, even if you fly to Bangkok to bang lady boys, we still love you… we are here for you joe.
It’s just his reaction is so stunned. I thought either he realized there aren’t any boobs, he hasn’t touched boobs FAR too long, or he never has (in which case he’d be overwhelmed by the realization of what just happened). I just hope he won’t go all maky’outy on her.Oh yes… I support your live choices as well my friend. WHATEVER they may be.
The rape fairy was just kind enough to throw this at his feet and what does he do? I love the facial expression of ‘o FFFUUUUUU’ in the last panel, you nailed that perfectly, or it could be the expression of all the blood finally leaving his brain as he realized what he just ‘shoved’.
Ah shooottt.. You’re right. See this is what happens when I try to push myself to do too many things in too short of a period of time. I was trying to get all the new little functions together by the time of the post and it took at least a full day. I ended up hand coding that menubar because i didn’t like the default stuff.. and then when i finally got to this comic I was pretty damn beat. OPPSS! I won’t be doing that again.I’ll sit and fix some of the details about this strip this weekend.. theres more wrong with this one than just the sheath.. so when i get chance i’ll do a few touch ups. Thanks for point that out.. and I’m glad you enjoying the facial expressions and such. This strip was a fun idea to draw. :]
Im rather jealous of joe *pays for a remake with me in his position* j/k,lol… ive been in similar situations be4,lol… although they usually end with me being accused of being gay cause I dont wanna bang a chick i just met… to each their own! lol
haha, same… sorts of is I just don’t want to be a jerk by saying “Well… maybe if you were bangable” so then it comes across that i don’t like women when I just don’t like this particular girl. >< Girl, guys don't want to have sex with ANYTHING with a vagina... we are careful were we put our man parts! lol
Guess some dudes are “so manly” they don’t care what they put their dick through. Me on the other hand… I’d prefer mine to make it out of this whole mess (Life) in one piece.
Lol :D nice expressions
Why thank you!…and thanks for the comment. :]
The force is strong in this one.
As in “force”fully rape? Cos thats the thing I see going on here at the moment. XD
Oh, she’s gonna dig her claws in. Wait… Does she have claws or just the sword?
I just realized that you first comment was in response to my Star Wars-ish reference.. then I was so tired when I read your comment that your joke went over my head at first. lol OPPSSShe’s a girl, furry or not I’m sure she’s got claws, swords and many other weapons at her disposal. Joseph has every right to be scared at this moment. haha
HEHHEHEHE!
Personally my turn offs DO include smelly, homeless looking men with poop in their hair… SHE’S not a choosy one…
Aw… have some compassion for the dude! He’s not homeless… he’s just a… vagabond?
You don’t need to BE homeless to look homeless. Plus smelly and poopy could kill it all by themselves.
True. It’s a shame though, I’m sure there are some sweet guys out there just waiting for you to bath them. :P
ROFLMFAO…
I say this to girls all the time. “I clean up well… you just have to bathe me first…” doesn’t seem to make all the girls excited about the prospects though. :(
Is it wrong of me that I’m kind of disappointed in him?
Hmm… I guess that would depend on why you’re disappointed? Is it cos he’s pushing a hot girl away?
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Well, duh. But I guess I have to remember that he thinks she’s a furry. Though, she’s mighty fine.
Woops, forgot to make that a reply.Also, you’re comment count seems to be a little off, unless it’s counting your little blog post thingy.
Haha. I agree, she’s definitely in the range i’d consider “my type” look wise. :]I think the comments includes the “trackback” thing on the bottom? idk.
see this is what happens when your a guy and cornered by a girl, unintentional touching happens, at least in this instance he didnt get his ass kicked, im liking this chick more and more, i like her smile and his face is just awesome, i have a feeling he is so in shock that his hands are still there, just standing there groping her in disbeliefi wish i got cornered by hot goth/rocker chicks more often
she is a sex jedi, i wonder if she is looking for an apprentice ;)
LOL I love your after though “shes a sex Jedi” i love that! XDFlirting always tends to end up like this if you aren’t aware that flirting is what is going on in the first place! haha
i gave the jedi think alot of thought, there are all types of jedi like warriors, scholars, there should be one versed in using the force for “fun”oh god yea, i have actually had that happen, thinking she is just screwing with me, and then i realized “so yea….what, did you mean…oh so you meant….derrrr?!?!?” some girls like the whole “oblivious” act, that and nothing quite wakes you up like getting felt up by a hot chick
Jedi Prostitutes. Man, I wish Lucas would have explored that! HAHA. That reminds me of Firefly with the Companions (courtesans). :]
lucas IS a jedi prostitute… have you SEEN some of the books he ok’ed for being cannon? guys as big of a whore as one can be,lol.
No, but i saw those thrash prequels he shitted out for money though. I stopped like Star Wars after the invention of Jar Jar Binks.
i just envision her waving her hand saying “You will make the first move, making out with me is your idea, you like the grey thing on my head”i realized by reading other comments and thinking about this, i am basically a man-whore(disease free) the hot crazy ones seek me out, god i dont know why, i wonder did they have a think for sasquatch(i realize i bash myself alot, if you cant laugh at yourself who can you laugh at)
and yea lucas is one of the biggest whores for money, did you see that episode of southpark where he and steven spielberg are raping a storm trooper
You are one horny bastard arent you. ^_~I didn’t see the south park.. any idea what season that was? I seen most of 1-8ish… cant remember if I’ve seen anymore than that.
sadly i admit that as a fact, i am a horny bastard, maybe i should start a group for that HBA horny bastards anonymous, maybe if we time it right we could have meetings with the NA (nymphomaniacs anonymous) ^_~that episode was from season 12 episode 8 “The China Problem” oh and butters keeps “accidentaly” shooting guys in the balls
This is actually a reply to Mr. Waffles, but he didn’t have a reply button next to his comment. I guess these comment chains can only go so far.Anyhoo, I would totally sign up for HBA. Particularly if it met at the same time as NA. >_>
I Think as a dude, you are just automatically enrolled into HBA. I may be wrong though.
Uh, Joseph… wrong place for hands… :)
Well, In my opinion thats one of the best places for hands to be. :3…but, I can see someone not agreeing with me if was not solicited. XD
This girl doesn’t seem to mind too much.
Nope, not at all. :3
So, what exactly was see doing before she ran into him anyway? What with the wandering around with a sword and coming on strong to the first guy she sees?
Goddamnit! I was there long before that chump Joseph! Oh God, why did I not see that abandoned mine shaft before it was too late?
You were waiting around the alley for a girl to rape you? Better be careful with that… sure there are more dude walking stalking for sex than there are cute girls. Especially in a world like this.
Heh, It will be explain, it will ALLLL be explained…. one day. :P
Boob-shocked facial expression.Also the perfect moment for Cadence’s appearance, though tbh I wouldnt mind to see how the whole stuff continues without her.
But its funny enough, he wasn’t believing in furries himself first now he is whining over a horny chick, who is possibly just playing along with his furry gibberish.
Anyhow: awesome comic, keep it up
Joseph is just scared that he’ll turn into something like this! Do you blame him? He probably gave it more thought during his walk between the two chapters and realized “oh crap… this is gonna suck” hahaThanks! Glad you’re liking it. :]
Oh dear. O_O;She sure moves fast.
Apparently so does he. ^_~
Slut!
Kihihihihi. (that’s my laugh sometimes)I love the new site updates. Lots of new fun!
Oh wait! I used a different computer, and I somehow completely missed those last two panels. Hur hur hur, maybe “her” isn’t a “her.”
Oh dear god… I’m happy to announce there will be NO gender benders in my story. Lol.. unless one day i get uber drunk and stop giving a shit about my story and just start drawing he/shes out of everyone in the comic… You’ll know about about ten minutes from killing myself if you start to see that stuff. haha
Just remember joe, dont give up, we love you, even if you DO secretly fantasize about man ladies, and lady men…we still love you, even if you fly to Bangkok to bang lady boys, we still love you… we are here for you joe.
My reaction to that comment.
It’s just his reaction is so stunned. I thought either he realized there aren’t any boobs, he hasn’t touched boobs FAR too long, or he never has (in which case he’d be overwhelmed by the realization of what just happened). I just hope he won’t go all maky’outy on her.Oh yes… I support your live choices as well my friend. WHATEVER they may be.
He’s shocked cos his touching her boobs… and he doesn’t even know her name or anything yet. lol
ROFLMAO, that was awesome…
The rape fairy was just kind enough to throw this at his feet and what does he do? I love the facial expression of ‘o FFFUUUUUU’ in the last panel, you nailed that perfectly, or it could be the expression of all the blood finally leaving his brain as he realized what he just ‘shoved’.
What happened to the knife scabbard thingy in the first panel? Did it disappear then reappear in the 3rd and 4th?
Ah shooottt.. You’re right. See this is what happens when I try to push myself to do too many things in too short of a period of time. I was trying to get all the new little functions together by the time of the post and it took at least a full day. I ended up hand coding that menubar because i didn’t like the default stuff.. and then when i finally got to this comic I was pretty damn beat. OPPSS! I won’t be doing that again.I’ll sit and fix some of the details about this strip this weekend.. theres more wrong with this one than just the sheath.. so when i get chance i’ll do a few touch ups. Thanks for point that out.. and I’m glad you enjoying the facial expressions and such. This strip was a fun idea to draw. :]
I’ve had pretty similar things happen to myself except it lead to sexy times and a relationship.
was it also furry? :x
PS: the smileys are messed up here, both : x and a : o leads to a angry looking asian face
Ah.. well it’s just the comicpress defaults… I was considering turning them off and/or making my own set one of these days.
That should happen more often. Life would be much easier.
Im rather jealous of joe *pays for a remake with me in his position* j/k,lol… ive been in similar situations be4,lol… although they usually end with me being accused of being gay cause I dont wanna bang a chick i just met… to each their own! lol
haha, same… sorts of is I just don’t want to be a jerk by saying “Well… maybe if you were bangable” so then it comes across that i don’t like women when I just don’t like this particular girl. >< Girl, guys don't want to have sex with ANYTHING with a vagina... we are careful were we put our man parts! lol
LOL, well, some of us are…I have many guy friends where I am like”DUDE, would you go stomping through a mine field? wtf?”
Guess some dudes are “so manly” they don’t care what they put their dick through. Me on the other hand… I’d prefer mine to make it out of this whole mess (Life) in one piece.
Has anyone ever seen an X-ray of the female human’s vagina? It looks like a sharp-toothed alien baby that’s waiting to attack whatever intrudes!
What it looks like and what it feels like are two totally different things. For this, I’m happy.
Dear god…. lol
Is that a stake in your pocket, or are you just happy to see this vampire?
:3
Times like this, I just wish I had an extra layer of boxers on. Y’know, for good luck~
You can never been too safe.
i now wish i was joeseph….