Lay Lady Lay
More like… if only there was a sex fairy! What would you need to put under your pillow at night for a sex fairy to give you sex in return?
More like… if only there was a sex fairy! What would you need to put under your pillow at night for a sex fairy to give you sex in return?
Get better sooooon.
II’MMM TTTRRRRYYYIIINNGGGGG! :(
lol, love the new comic, and I SEE what you did there with the title…hehehe… Did I get you thinking about good music? hehehe… well, I think I had that same thing awhile ago, and I got it again, as im getting the same kinda cough and exhausted feeling again… I hope ya get better soon!
Thanks! Glad you like it. I often try to make the titles relevant or funny in their own ways.How long did you have the cough/exhaustion? I REALLY wish mine would pass already.
I had it for a month:/… I haven’t gotten sick since I started drinking a quart of fresh veggie juice every day(I started doing that on Dr’s advice, have a weak immune system), then I stopped when I moved down here to take care of my mom as I dont really have the money for all those veggies anymore, and bam, I get sick again,lol… So chances are you have a stronger immune system than me so youl get better faster as long as you take care of yourself.
Meh, I doubt I have a good immune system, I always feel like I’m sick with something. lol
probably not a good one, but better than mine,lol… I always WAS sick just about, I spent more time sick than not… but lots of fresh veggie juice helped a ton, I didnt get sick in almost a year after starting.
That’s interesting.. which veggie juice did you drink? Naked or Odwalla or something?
I did the math, and found I could save thousands a year by cutting out the middle man by juicing it myself, the nutrients pack more of a punch cause they haven’t been sitting on the shelf for weeks or months, and its allot cheaper over the long run too… that being said, its damn expensive to start out with,lol…http://www.discountjuicers.com/omega8004.html
its about $20 less than I payed now… there is an all chrome and black model for $40 more than this one(J8006)… I juice mostly carrots and kale and other veggies, bulk bags of carrots $6 for 25lbs, insanely cheap, especially considering they charge you $8 for a single quart of carrot juice in the store, 2 lbs of carrots will give you a quart, so they make a good healthy cheap primary juice… also this juicer has a 15 year warranty…
Also, I like this particular juicer the most because not only is it awesome it juicing, clean up is the easiest of any juicer I have ever used, AND you can freeze fruit in chunks, run it through the juicer with the blank screen, and it makes awesome whole fruit sorbet!!! I have also made my own home made peanut butter with this thing which is also delicious… I only save like 50 cents a pound on peanutbutter off the cheap stuff, but it tastes so much better…and is healthier,lol… oh, and I swear I do not work for this company although sometimes i admit it sure sounds like it, hahahahaha
Oh, and it can also make pasta and breadsticks…I haven’t made the pasta yet, but breadsticks turned out awesome!… there are some cool videos of it on youtube, just remember the Omega 8004 and 8006 are exactly the same, just the 8006 is chrome…
that thing looks awesome, it kind of looks like a mini version of a rocket launcher
ROFLMAO, I thought the EXACT same thing first time I saw it, I have even put it up on my shoulder and pretended to shoot my friends with it… in hindsight not exactly intelligent, as if I dropped it, I dont think that would be covered by the warranty,LOL… Oh and its ability to make delicious frozen fruit sorbet has helped me lose allot of weight, when I crave ice cream, I make the sorbet, and its delicious and gets rid of the craving…
I like the way this guy thinks.
Like a Pervert? :P
Well seriously, if she’s not gonna put out, why stick around?
…Accidental one time drunk sex?
Obviously you would put a used condom under your pillow for the sex fairy. Or maybe un-used?
I think an unused one would be more appropriate. I don’t think a fairy would have sex with you without proper protection. I think they have laws about that or something.
Really would depend on exactly how kinky your fairy was… i guess. lol
Add some porn for safe measure
That’ll teach the Fairy how to do it right! ^_~
That’s not kinky; that’s just gross.
It’s not like anything was going to go down with Rudy there.Seriously, that would not turn out well.
Haha true.. but when you have pets… sometimes you’ve gotta do what you’ve gotta do… even if they are just sitting in the corner staring…. CREEPPPPYYY!lol.
thanks for taking the time to comment. :]
First thought, condoms. But then. Maybe the more you left the more you’d get. Condoms, lube, vibrators, ass-things, dental dams, tenga, positioning books. The possibilities are endless. You may never have to go unlaid again.
lol… i guess the rule of thumb then would be to leave the item you want to have sexy time with under your pillow, and the fairy will do with it what it will? lol…don’t leave knives under your pillow.. that will NOT end well.
Well, cross ass-things off the list. Probably the tenga. Sometimes, believing in the sex fairy is hard. Considering all the times my window wouldn’t lock and I DID sleep with a knife under my pillow.I thought it was more an exchange. Like they collect everything up and give you whatever you want. Like wave a magic wand and BAM! Cadance is suddenly in the mood.
I sorta though of a sex fairy as something like an incubus! They do things to you WHILE you sleep, and you wake up confused. lol
thats why I leave a camera running at all times…hehe
So you can watch self-porn later?
of course! narcissism is under rated.
Also don’t leave any teeth you’ve lost under the pillow for the toothfairy if you’re an adult and not into biting in case there’s a fairy mix-up.
That may turn into some weird fetish, or even something horrifying like the movie TEETH! ><
Well that settles it then. Henceforth there shall be no toothfairy sexfairy interbreeding for the sake of all you menfolk, for who knows what horrors that will bring? ;)On the other hand, maybe we shouldn’t rush that decision/who are we to decide what those various species of fairies can and can’t do in their spare time?
(Honestly though, this comic makes me type the weirdest stuff online…)
Lol! I fucking love that movie. It’s one of my favorites.
Fleshlights don’t count for Sex Fairyhahahahah
To be honest, they are probably better! ^_~
I require a Flindle and a Hornsnarf.
A Whhaaa?
Im fresh out of Hornsnarf, how about a cute lil bilgfibl?
i dont know wat a hornsnarf is but i know wat a flindle is, are you talking about the earth definition of these?
lets see if my mind is in the rite place for a joke”its not fair, billy got to have sex and all i got was a BJ”well wat did you leave for the fairy under your pillow”i left a condom”well theres your problem, you have to leave some porno, to know wat you want’ “
i think my minds in the rite place, yep its in the seweri could have kept going, but i didnt want it to turn into a letter to penthouse