Oh, Man, The Last Panel Is Awesome, I Have Christian Friends That Hate It When I Call Post Crucification Jesus As Zombie Jesus.So, Now I Must Show Them This.
well, it deppends of what you mean by a zombie.if a zombie for you is a man who came back to life after he died, then Jesus is included.but if a zombie is a man who dies and comes back to life like a mindless monster with hunger for human flesh, Jesus is not a zombie.
Jesus would be the best zombie ever… and the scariest, theres no where you can hide from him, you cant even go to some deserted island, he walks on water! and if you blow his head off, he’l just be back 3 days later… the one silver lining though is he could feed off one guy forever, eat his brains, heal him, eat his brains again… by TOGM rules he’d probably be considered a 6:) lol
I want to start a petition to formally change Easter to ZOMBIE JESUS DAY, and instead of colored eggs, we do Zombie Hunt air soft or paint ball with “zombies” in full Jesus outfits.
half the credit goes to my apt love of zombies, and guns, and the other half goes to the greatest high school teacher ever. i doubt anyone has that combo :D
It’s like reverse zombism! To tie in the whole Easter holiday, it would be a lot more appealing to eat the body of Christ if he was made of chocolate. Mmmmm…. chocozombiejesus….
I think this could be a niche in the chocolate market. Chocolate Jesus. And the church can hardly complain what with the whole bread and wine thing. It’s just the next logical step.Free chocolate would possibly also make people come back to church.
ok, i gota get my shotgun ready and call Ellis and Francis* over so we can get ready close to a church, cause when all catholic become zombies, somebody will have to clean up the mess (that we 3 are gonna do with the zombies)*left 4 dead 1 and 2 referrence
depends entirely on the alien ;) I wouldnt mind an alien biting me, but in your case id better have allot of aluminum foil around just in case you get hungry! lol
There was this comic convention I was exhibiting at once where this really beautiful girl in a short skirt was walking down the aisle… I could’nt help but stop what I was doing and watch her walk by. Only as she passed me did I notice her tail hanging out of the back of her skirt.To this day, I’d still say I wouldn’t mind that girl taking a bite out of me…. she was flat out, to die for.
ive actually thought about that before, so if he told them to eat his body and drink his blood, he was inspiring the first zombies and vampiresthe second to last panel, i can tell wat hes thinking “she is being completely serious about this, wow”
I didn’t think of it in that sense… the whole eat his body and drink his blood… both of which could EASILY infect the person who devoured the body of Christ. NO WONDER there are soooo many mindless drones out there! ^_~
So they’ve gone from what can only be The Mojave Desert to L.A. And Joseph still hasn’t cleaned the hammerspace hats’ shit out of his hair? Classy joenis, Very classy!
Yup… I love the little details that linger across the story… even though gross ones. One of these days, I’ll call attention to it. hahaThanks for the comment. XD
Well it is!
Damn straight.
YAY!
Oh, Man, The Last Panel Is Awesome, I Have Christian Friends That Hate It When I Call Post Crucification Jesus As Zombie Jesus.So, Now I Must Show Them This.
Haha… oh man… I will await the hate mail. ^_~Glad you like it, thanks for taking the time to comment, I appreciate it. :]
you’ll only get it from people who are fundamentally insecure in their beliefs,lol…cause Im a devout christian, and that was funny…lol
Interesting take, I’m glad I didn’t offend you then. :] It’s all in jest anywho… It’s a comic for God’s sake. XD
well, it deppends of what you mean by a zombie.if a zombie for you is a man who came back to life after he died, then Jesus is included.but if a zombie is a man who dies and comes back to life like a mindless monster with hunger for human flesh, Jesus is not a zombie.
btw, im catholic orthodox and did find it funny.
Glad to hear I that. :]
exactly!
I never thought of it that way. But it would explain how rabid christens are about gaining new morsels- I mean members to their churches.
Yeah… I really only recently realized it myself. So I felt like it was a good opportunity to point it out. ^_~
Another reason to be afraid of furries.And zombies.
…and Jesus? :P
Jesus would be the best zombie ever… and the scariest, theres no where you can hide from him, you cant even go to some deserted island, he walks on water! and if you blow his head off, he’l just be back 3 days later… the one silver lining though is he could feed off one guy forever, eat his brains, heal him, eat his brains again… by TOGM rules he’d probably be considered a 6:) lol
:| Thanks for that!And here I was, hoping to sleep at night!
Jesus will always watch over you… even while you sleep. MWHAHAHA
your welcome marissa, thats me alright, givin ALL the ladies nightmares:D
Hmm…. I’m considered female on my planet… But do I fall under the norm of the human term “ladies”?
Every female is a lady till she proves otherwise, not knowing you personally, I obviously cannot make any judgments on your character.^_^
Zombie Jesus would just continue to die for our sins, wouldn’t He?Constant Redemption! Woo hoo!
LOL good one, stranger
Haha, Word.Undead Redemption, a new game about Jesus conquering evil, and “saving” soul by zombifying them.
For some reason, every time I look at Joseph’s face in the 2nd to last panel, I laugh.
hahah me too!!! It was like a double punch line
A punch to soul and a PUNCH IN THE FACE!
I want to start a petition to formally change Easter to ZOMBIE JESUS DAY, and instead of colored eggs, we do Zombie Hunt air soft or paint ball with “zombies” in full Jesus outfits.
This sounds fantastic… where do I sign? XD
sir, YOU ARE A FUCKING GENIUS!!how did nobody thought of that before?
half the credit goes to my apt love of zombies, and guns, and the other half goes to the greatest high school teacher ever. i doubt anyone has that combo :D
So that’s why during a Catholic communion you are given the body of Christ, because He would eat you as well.
It’s like reverse zombism! To tie in the whole Easter holiday, it would be a lot more appealing to eat the body of Christ if he was made of chocolate. Mmmmm…. chocozombiejesus….
I think this could be a niche in the chocolate market. Chocolate Jesus. And the church can hardly complain what with the whole bread and wine thing. It’s just the next logical step.Free chocolate would possibly also make people come back to church.
Tom Waits, and his thoughts on the much talked about “Chocolate Jesus:” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wfamPW3Eaw
I hate you for saying that… cuz i nearly peed myself XDRemind me not to read this when i gotta go >.>
Haha, that’s a fantastic reaction! Thanks for putting a smile on my face with that one. :D
It’s like saying, if you Voted for George Bush, you’ll regret it later… oh wait
haha, should have know better… ooohh wells.
ok, i gota get my shotgun ready and call Ellis and Francis* over so we can get ready close to a church, cause when all catholic become zombies, somebody will have to clean up the mess (that we 3 are gonna do with the zombies)*left 4 dead 1 and 2 referrence
I’ll leave the catholic zombie massacre to you then. :P
I WISH A FURRY WOULD BITE MEH!!!!If you haven’t figured this out already, before reading this entire comment, I was being SO sarcastic :P.
really, it depends on the furry…theres a couple I wouldnt mind biting me…as long as their gentle.
No one ever says “I WANT AN ALIEN TO BITE ME!”Sarcastic or not. You guys don’t like to take chances around us, eh?
depends entirely on the alien ;) I wouldnt mind an alien biting me, but in your case id better have allot of aluminum foil around just in case you get hungry! lol
Heh, nom nom nom!
*gives you some of that multi-colored aluminum too* lol
There was this comic convention I was exhibiting at once where this really beautiful girl in a short skirt was walking down the aisle… I could’nt help but stop what I was doing and watch her walk by. Only as she passed me did I notice her tail hanging out of the back of her skirt.To this day, I’d still say I wouldn’t mind that girl taking a bite out of me…. she was flat out, to die for.
Conventions like that, seem like the best reason to make a webcomic:P,lol…
ive actually thought about that before, so if he told them to eat his body and drink his blood, he was inspiring the first zombies and vampiresthe second to last panel, i can tell wat hes thinking “she is being completely serious about this, wow”
I didn’t think of it in that sense… the whole eat his body and drink his blood… both of which could EASILY infect the person who devoured the body of Christ. NO WONDER there are soooo many mindless drones out there! ^_~
So they’ve gone from what can only be The Mojave Desert to L.A. And Joseph still hasn’t cleaned the hammerspace hats’ shit out of his hair? Classy joenis, Very classy!
Yup… I love the little details that linger across the story… even though gross ones. One of these days, I’ll call attention to it. hahaThanks for the comment. XD
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