Hot Hot Heat
Hell knows no wrath like a woman scorned!
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LAWLS - 0059: HOT HOT HEAT
[ Panel 1 ]
CADENCE: YOU PERVERT!
:: Her foot is steaming and the sense of a need to murder is in the air. ::
[ Panel 2 ]
JOSEPH: I’M SORRY! It’s that STUPID bird! I wasn’t looking UNTIL he mentioned it, I SWEAR!
[ Panel 3 ]
CORBIN: Liar LIAR pants on FIRE… well, actually your jackety-thing on fire.
[ Panel 4 ]
:: Joseph is still terrified, not even aware of what Corbin is talking about. ::
[ Panel 5 ]
:: Suddenly Joseph realizes that a flame has been slowly moving up his arm and has finally reached his shoulder. ::
[ Panel 6 ]
:: He jumps in the air, flailing his burning limb around in hopes that he can put it out. ::
JOSEPH: BAH!
[ Panel 7 ]
RUDY: Dos DIS mean that Joey is flame-retarded?
:: Rudy is point at Joseph, excited that he has now associated a phrase he thinks he understands with a situation he is currently looking at, even if the phrase AND the situation aren’t even close to accurate. ::
[ Panel 1 ]
CADENCE: YOU PERVERT!
:: Her foot is steaming and the sense of a need to murder is in the air. ::
[ Panel 2 ]
JOSEPH: I’M SORRY! It’s that STUPID bird! I wasn’t looking UNTIL he mentioned it, I SWEAR!
[ Panel 3 ]
CORBIN: Liar LIAR pants on FIRE… well, actually your jackety-thing on fire.
[ Panel 4 ]
:: Joseph is still terrified, not even aware of what Corbin is talking about. ::
[ Panel 5 ]
:: Suddenly Joseph realizes that a flame has been slowly moving up his arm and has finally reached his shoulder. ::
[ Panel 6 ]
:: He jumps in the air, flailing his burning limb around in hopes that he can put it out. ::
JOSEPH: BAH!
[ Panel 7 ]
RUDY: Dos DIS mean that Joey is flame-retarded?
:: Rudy is point at Joseph, excited that he has now associated a phrase he thinks he understands with a situation he is currently looking at, even if the phrase AND the situation aren’t even close to accurate. ::
XD He is most certainly not a Fireproofed Flindle.But Rudy’s so adorably funny
WHHHATTT IISSS A FINDLE!?!?You’re just teasing me now. ><
Yes. Yes I am.But actually a Flindle would look almost exactly like what you drew in the last panel of your first comic, if it had spiked gauntlets and four spindly legs. They curl into a ball and if you kick them hard enough they explode leaving a black smear of goo. Don’t ever ask what the goo is though. :D
Deal… i still avoid explaining that the “goo” that came out of Reeder was. :3So, are Flindle’s plentiful or are they starting to head the way of the buffalo? I’m sure if their only use was to explode.. they couldn’t survive long, at all. BUT maybe they breed like rabbits.. like the little blue beans in this world.
i thought that goo was chocolate.
THAT’S WHAT WE LET YOU THINK! MWUAHAHAHAHAA!!!But no, Flindles don’t breed fast, but you’d have to kick as hard as a wrecking ball to get that goo smear.
i was refering to reeder.i want to see a findles’ photo, cuz i wanna see where chcolate comes from….
To much going on… cant decide on what to comment on…
haha, well.. i guess any comment is better than none? :]
I think it was the floaty death skulls that caused overloaded. Also, I’m liking the new comment set up, makes things much easier.
…and if the bird was on fire, it would be a HOTWING….and if the gay fish were on fire, they’d be FLAMING.
…and if God was on fire…well, then we’d all be screwed.
lol, if this was a choose your own adventure, I’m sure the punchline-outcomes, would have been much like that!
I like how she has skulls floating around her cause she’s so angry. I need to make that happen.
Her foot is also smoking a bit from the fire she just clicked out onto Joseph. Also, I’m sure it does happen already, but only the the person you’re attacking can see it. :3
i like her bow haha
LOL wtf? out of all the things to point out in the scene, you pointed out the bow? lol, you are weird my friend. Just weird. :P
I also want to learn how to spontaneous combust in these kind of situations.
Well, he’s not spontaneously combusting really, when she hit him with the fire kick from the last strip, there was a bit of it that stuck to his jacket. He just didn’t notice right off the bat. :]BUT, I’d say, it would be rather interesting to get out a jams by just setting on fire. I’m sure post people would get over whatever they were mad at you for (before the combustion) rather quickly.
:O! Sorry I didn’t notice that >.<!Thanks :D!
It made me smile that you put “!” after each face. Lol I wish i real life you could attach exclamation points to your face!
Poor Joseph, his day only getting progressively worse. Cadence is such a big meanie.
Joseph is just a magnet for trouble. :]
http://memegenerator.net/Rich-Raven/ImageMacro/2793109/professor-corbin-has-a-boner
cuz of the fire, not the upskirt.
LMAO!Wait… so are YOU making these? or is this a legitimate meme going around?
http://memegenerator.net/Rich-Raven/ImageMacro/2811298/Corbin-says-read-the-address-silly
Psh. Got me all excited for nothing. :P
I love the selective intelligence of Rudy’s statements. Oh, and THE PUNS!
:] Exactly. Rudy is sort of one of those folks you don’t know where they stand. Are they secretly intelligent? OR just extremely stupid?Thanks for the comment. :D
wow, cadence is so hot that joenis was set on fire.
Exactly!
“flame retarded”ha i love the choice of words for the puns, you prove that a good pun is always funny
I’m always a fan of a good pun, I occasionally tweet them and people get pissed off. Whatever, I FIND THEM FUN! >
what are the symbols on the back of her shirthmmm, they seem suspiciously familiar to mei know i have seen them somewhere cant place it, is that just some strange coincidence to just me in my odd little world
They are actually the cut out markings on a Violin. I’ve seen several girls get them as tattoos… so I was considering giving Cadence them as a tattoo as well but I was worried it would come across too trampy. No Tramp Stamp for Cadence! The whole point of Cadence’s tattoos is to represent female empowerment & independence, not sexual promiscuity. So i had to be careful as to which tattoos I was gonna give her and where to put them. Since I’ve always loved this tattoo, it’s both sexy and artistically beautiful, I decided to just make it a shirt design instead!(yes… I’ve given way to much thought into this.)
Example of the Tattoo
A Violin
:D
i knew i recognized them, i agree that those as a tramp stamp would be a bit trampy for her
I’m glad I decided to leave them out then. Personally I love when girls have tattoos, (especially sleeves and upper back pieces) providing they are tasteful. Since I personally find tramp stamps a turn off in real life it really would have been stupid for me to put one on her in the first place! lol
i love tattoos on girls also, when tastefull, and i agree with you about tramp stamps, definitely a turnofffrom the movie wedding crasher “having a tattoo there, might as well be a target”i dont know if that is exactly what was said, but i think i made my point, whatever that may be
I dont really know what it is but the way Cadence is drawn in the first panel is VERY relatable… meaning if i saw her from the front id be scared. great job!
:D Glad it had that effect. You know this too well don’t yea? Probably should STOP peeing on girls* then. ^_~*reference to a previous Jimidean comment.