hehehehe, id hope not,lol…speaking of which, I used to know a chick that liked to put coffee up her ass, till she almost died from a caffeine OD… *cues music* the more you knoooooow
haha, crack fairy…If I wasnt half asleep, id think up some horribly bad joke…but instead im going to sound all dumb and continue typing even though I probably should have stopped a sentence ago, and im wondering if this means that 2 days without sleep has finally become enough time without sleep for me to finally fall asleep, yay…*passes out* KEEP THE CRACK FAIRY AWAY FROM ME! i need my beauty rest…
No, she’s the F1 “Help”. LOL! This is an unusual twist… looks like anything can happen.Actually, my rusty german translates Scapula’s text as: “Thank you! Evil idiots are all friends”
i like how this one is going, i feel great pity for hammerspace, “…one last good deed…”what the hell good deeds has he done, unless you count the fecal fly-by
so wat does c-right do, it kindof looks like a bomb with its tongue sticking out, or a cherry that licks back
I’m sure in his day he’s done a good deed or two! Who knows, maybe it was as simple as making some guy look rather smashing to a girls eyes, or maybe it was protecting a bald spot from the sun! There are many un-intentional good deeds a hat could do while trying to destroy the world! lolC-Right is some sort of death bomb, I believe. :3
for a few moments there i actually forgot that he is an actual hat, durhhh, he would make a guy look quite smashing, as long as he doesnt say something with his foul mouthso has he had a run in with the crack fairy before?
Awww, shucks…thanks, man! I’m flattered, even if my brain is numbed by all of the craziness.I think speearr got the translation right, although at this point who’s to say? (on-line translators are rarely 100% accurate). In any event, just a big thanks for all of your help and support, and for making Hitler so likable. The world needs to know.
There you have it, folks. The big L.A.W.L.S./SCAPULA crossover will be any day now, as soon as we finish plagiarizing the scripts from “Marvel vs. DC” and “The Flintstones meet The Jetsons”!
Yeah, I never translate things via internet translations.. you never know the type of garbage you’re gonna accidently say to people. lolMaybe one day, when I have more time, we’ll at the very least have to work on some sort of print together. :]
The Absinthe Fairy or simply the “Green Fairy” came from the drinking of TOO MUCH Absinthe, an alcoholic beverage with a hallucinogen called wormwood. Incidentally I have a bottle of it on my desk. It’s terrible tasting.
i agreem absinthe is terrible tasting… also, Ive downed a whole bottle of it to myself in the past, the good stuff too, not the fake stuff…lol… and no hallucinations other than the normal caused by drinking way to much high percentage alcohol (75% alcohol or more for REAL absinthe) they have found the incidence of hallucination isnt any greater than it is for for normal high proof alcohol when down in a blind study, but when people KNOW they are drinking absinthe, the incidence of hallucination is much higher…even when they are drinking fake absinthe that really has no wormwood in it… these studies are the reason why real absinthe is legal in most states again…Also, even when prepared correctly, it still tastes horrible, although, its kinda cool… here is how to prepare an absinthe shot correctly for those who dont know, first you need an absinthe fork, a normal fork will do, but is a bit more difficult to use, place a sugar cube on top of said fork, place fork over shot glass, fill shot glass by pouring absinthe over sugar cube,be very careful if using a normal fork, now, after doing this, light soaked sugar cube on fire and watch as it melts slowly into your shot glass, after its done melting, take a few deep breaths, then holding your last one in, take your shot, then release the breath, expelling any lingering alcohol vapors so you dont damage your lungs… and that children, is how you take a shot of real absinthe…yay:D
guess what? im gonna do that once my parents are out of home! yay! :Doh shit! i forgot we dont have sugar cubes here… DAMN, WHY BRAZIL DOESNT HAVE THOSE CUBES!?!?!?maaaayyybbee cause powder sugar seems so much easier to measure while cooking… not that i know about cooking, and i didnt ever saw one of those for real… and i suck at cooking…or maybe its just a conspiracy made by my parents to make me never get to make the absenthine thing before im 18…
(btw, even if i had the opportunity to do that i wouldnt, i already had the chance of drinking alcoholic stuff without my parents knowing, but i didnt. so you dont need to fear making a teen become an alcoholic adicted guy… i got enough addiction with videogames and internet alone, dont need a new one)
thats good, although small amounts of alcohol are good for you(no more than 1.5 oz maximum of hard liquor, 12 oz beer, or 5.5 oz wine no more than twice a day), large amounts are horribly horribly bad and can kill you, so its really awesome that your not interested in getting drunk, you kick more ass because of it! It shows you are very intelligent for your age.Also, the same thing can be done in a Steel spoon with about 3-5 grams of table sugar, depending on how much you want to use, then dump the melted sugar into the drink once it completely liquefies…lol you may be able to use an aluminum spoon, but you may permanently discolor it.
i wish the same could be said about my classmates.. and most ppl my age ive met…oh, we do get inox things here.. im not sure if it has something to do about it, but stainless must mean something, right?
I’ve actually prepared Absinthe the ritual way, I even have a Absinthe spoon, to allow the sugar to dilute and fall into my drink. If you’re not careful the fire can sometimes get down in the drink and you swallow the fire! lol, either way, the warmth of the alcohol… at least for me, made the drink even worse. I prefer my drinks on the rocks. :3
its no problem, just make sure your mustache is trimmed nicely, or it will do the trimming for you,lol… and you CANT let it burn for long or it gets to hot to drink, you just have to down it fast…
This whole conversation on Absinthe is making me want to vomit.Last time I REALLY drank it, I made out with some girl, cried under a tree with her… blacked out, then came back into consciousness while i was taking care of my friend who was throwing up in the toilet telling me how much he loved me as a friend. Not really sure where those other hours went. I think i sleep under that tree for a while cos my friends said the girl came back in to the party but I didn’t. Also, after that night that girl thought I was a loser. Guess, crying to her about my problems while confessing my undieing love to her, drunk off my ass, was not the most attractive of ideas? haha.
Dear God… I cant believe you related that story in the comic comments, you have some balls… also, to show solidarity, gotta admit, that is almost exactly the same as about half the times I have gotten seriously wasted on ANY alcohol…except the making out part, that doesn’t happen often…lol… needles to say, I have stopped getting drunk.
Who knew … all this time, Zelda was just a bad acid trip guided by Navi.
I thought after Majora’s Mask, Zelda and Drug trip would be thought of as synonymous! lol
So much true! =DAlso, i could use some coffee now… Let me try C-left!
:DI’d be careful about pushing C-Left this this point of time… Idk how good Ass-Coffee is. Especially Dead-Ass-Coffee! haha
Thanks for the comment!
Ass coffee sounds kinda shitty to me…especially dead ass coffee…
Yeah, it’s definitely not on my “recommended list”
hehehehe, id hope not,lol…speaking of which, I used to know a chick that liked to put coffee up her ass, till she almost died from a caffeine OD… *cues music* the more you knoooooow
Wait…. you friend would stick coffee up her ass…. for real?
yeah, coffee enema… people do it, its crazy shit…pun intended…lol… there is worse,lol…
haha, crack fairy…If I wasnt half asleep, id think up some horribly bad joke…but instead im going to sound all dumb and continue typing even though I probably should have stopped a sentence ago, and im wondering if this means that 2 days without sleep has finally become enough time without sleep for me to finally fall asleep, yay…*passes out* KEEP THE CRACK FAIRY AWAY FROM ME! i need my beauty rest…
I can’t promise anything… crack fairies usually appear in your most delirious of states. :/
I think im seeing one now…hehhe
Oh noes, it’s too late! Nothing will save you now!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…actually, im good now, I had a whole wonderful 7 hours…woohoo!
you had a whole wonderful 7 hours…OF DOOOOOOMMM
that does accurately describe my sleep.
Mine too. :/
twins!:P… although I think im the evil twin, and your the talented twin:P,lol… although, I AM quite talented at being evil;) mwahahahahahahahaahahaha
As you are talented at being evil, I am evilly talented at what I do. XD
hahahahaa, good point,lol.
No, she’s the F1 “Help”. LOL! This is an unusual twist… looks like anything can happen.Actually, my rusty german translates Scapula’s text as: “Thank you! Evil idiots are all friends”
XD
Your explanation makes much more sense! I think I like it even like it better. :]
“I think I like it even like it better. :]”we are in need of grammar nazis
AND THAT’S WHY I shouldn’t reply to you guys in the middle of the night.
dont worry. the way the world is grammar nazis will invade anyway. why care?
The irony is, this wasn’t even a grammatical error! XD
I think I like it even like it bettershouldnt it be “i think i like it even better”?
i think you are correct CHaoS, he probly just transposed the word “like” accidentaly
we still need grammar nazis.
I fight all navi’s, in the face, grammar or other wise.
I need to learn how to pronounce that in German. It could be useful in some friend gatherings.
Haha, right? :]
damn, the problem of being on the afterlife with that fairy is that you cant kill yourself
Sucks to be undead.
Ok, I see an entire franchise built from that single awesome phrase… “It sucks to be undead.”…hehehe
You mean like that “Vampires Suck” movie? lol ><
damn, that movie wasnt released here yet D=
I was thinking more like a webcomic… but yeah
that would make an awesome poster with some zombies or watnot with the phrase on top, or a wallpaper”it sucks to be undead”
that would make some awesome merch
especialy if the zombie is emo
I agree entirely, with both of you,lol…the zombie must be cutting itself…
You are all trying to get me to make a print of this…. aren’t you? :P
*innocent smile* maaaaaaaaaaaaaybe *bats his eyelashes*…wait, that doesn’t really work for me does it?…damn…
i like how this one is going, i feel great pity for hammerspace, “…one last good deed…”what the hell good deeds has he done, unless you count the fecal fly-by
so wat does c-right do, it kindof looks like a bomb with its tongue sticking out, or a cherry that licks back
I’m sure in his day he’s done a good deed or two! Who knows, maybe it was as simple as making some guy look rather smashing to a girls eyes, or maybe it was protecting a bald spot from the sun! There are many un-intentional good deeds a hat could do while trying to destroy the world! lolC-Right is some sort of death bomb, I believe. :3
for a few moments there i actually forgot that he is an actual hat, durhhh, he would make a guy look quite smashing, as long as he doesnt say something with his foul mouthso has he had a run in with the crack fairy before?
He must have had some sort of experience with her… I mean… she was in his ass.. right? lol
Awww, shucks…thanks, man! I’m flattered, even if my brain is numbed by all of the craziness.I think speearr got the translation right, although at this point who’s to say? (on-line translators are rarely 100% accurate). In any event, just a big thanks for all of your help and support, and for making Hitler so likable. The world needs to know.
There you have it, folks. The big L.A.W.L.S./SCAPULA crossover will be any day now, as soon as we finish plagiarizing the scripts from “Marvel vs. DC” and “The Flintstones meet The Jetsons”!
Yeah, I never translate things via internet translations.. you never know the type of garbage you’re gonna accidently say to people. lolMaybe one day, when I have more time, we’ll at the very least have to work on some sort of print together. :]
Well… At least it’s not the absinthe fairy.
yeah, SERIOUSLY, that guy is an asshole… he said he would call, and he never did…:'(
Oh god… your absinthe fairy came in the from of a man? How unfortunate for you! :P
“came” being the operative word…it was a dark time in my life…But I needed the money, college and all… I still have nightmares about it…:'(
I’m sorry mang.
lol, dont worry about it, this one is just a joke,lol.
who is that absinthe fairy?
The Absinthe Fairy or simply the “Green Fairy” came from the drinking of TOO MUCH Absinthe, an alcoholic beverage with a hallucinogen called wormwood. Incidentally I have a bottle of it on my desk. It’s terrible tasting.
what a curious incident.incidentally, a curious incident indeed.
i agreem absinthe is terrible tasting… also, Ive downed a whole bottle of it to myself in the past, the good stuff too, not the fake stuff…lol… and no hallucinations other than the normal caused by drinking way to much high percentage alcohol (75% alcohol or more for REAL absinthe) they have found the incidence of hallucination isnt any greater than it is for for normal high proof alcohol when down in a blind study, but when people KNOW they are drinking absinthe, the incidence of hallucination is much higher…even when they are drinking fake absinthe that really has no wormwood in it… these studies are the reason why real absinthe is legal in most states again…Also, even when prepared correctly, it still tastes horrible, although, its kinda cool… here is how to prepare an absinthe shot correctly for those who dont know, first you need an absinthe fork, a normal fork will do, but is a bit more difficult to use, place a sugar cube on top of said fork, place fork over shot glass, fill shot glass by pouring absinthe over sugar cube,be very careful if using a normal fork, now, after doing this, light soaked sugar cube on fire and watch as it melts slowly into your shot glass, after its done melting, take a few deep breaths, then holding your last one in, take your shot, then release the breath, expelling any lingering alcohol vapors so you dont damage your lungs… and that children, is how you take a shot of real absinthe…yay:D
guess what? im gonna do that once my parents are out of home! yay! :Doh shit! i forgot we dont have sugar cubes here… DAMN, WHY BRAZIL DOESNT HAVE THOSE CUBES!?!?!?maaaayyybbee cause powder sugar seems so much easier to measure while cooking… not that i know about cooking, and i didnt ever saw one of those for real… and i suck at cooking…or maybe its just a conspiracy made by my parents to make me never get to make the absenthine thing before im 18…
(btw, even if i had the opportunity to do that i wouldnt, i already had the chance of drinking alcoholic stuff without my parents knowing, but i didnt. so you dont need to fear making a teen become an alcoholic adicted guy… i got enough addiction with videogames and internet alone, dont need a new one)
thats good, although small amounts of alcohol are good for you(no more than 1.5 oz maximum of hard liquor, 12 oz beer, or 5.5 oz wine no more than twice a day), large amounts are horribly horribly bad and can kill you, so its really awesome that your not interested in getting drunk, you kick more ass because of it! It shows you are very intelligent for your age.Also, the same thing can be done in a Steel spoon with about 3-5 grams of table sugar, depending on how much you want to use, then dump the melted sugar into the drink once it completely liquefies…lol you may be able to use an aluminum spoon, but you may permanently discolor it.
i wish the same could be said about my classmates.. and most ppl my age ive met…oh, we do get inox things here.. im not sure if it has something to do about it, but stainless must mean something, right?
not even sure what inox is, but stainless steel is basically just very difficult to damage with heat…
I’ve actually prepared Absinthe the ritual way, I even have a Absinthe spoon, to allow the sugar to dilute and fall into my drink. If you’re not careful the fire can sometimes get down in the drink and you swallow the fire! lol, either way, the warmth of the alcohol… at least for me, made the drink even worse. I prefer my drinks on the rocks. :3
I actually like purposely lighting the absinthe on fire and swallowing the fire, people find it impressive,lol… I still hate the flavor too…lol
You’ve got balls man, I’d never drink something on fire. lol
its no problem, just make sure your mustache is trimmed nicely, or it will do the trimming for you,lol… and you CANT let it burn for long or it gets to hot to drink, you just have to down it fast…
This whole conversation on Absinthe is making me want to vomit.Last time I REALLY drank it, I made out with some girl, cried under a tree with her… blacked out, then came back into consciousness while i was taking care of my friend who was throwing up in the toilet telling me how much he loved me as a friend. Not really sure where those other hours went. I think i sleep under that tree for a while cos my friends said the girl came back in to the party but I didn’t. Also, after that night that girl thought I was a loser. Guess, crying to her about my problems while confessing my undieing love to her, drunk off my ass, was not the most attractive of ideas? haha.
Fuck Absinthe.
Dear God… I cant believe you related that story in the comic comments, you have some balls… also, to show solidarity, gotta admit, that is almost exactly the same as about half the times I have gotten seriously wasted on ANY alcohol…except the making out part, that doesn’t happen often…lol… needles to say, I have stopped getting drunk.
Where’d the hole in head go